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    WHo wants a fortune cookie?

    Today is the last day of our fiscal year - THANK GOD!!! The last month has been hellacious. Well, anyway, I haven't had time to tidy up my desk until this morning and I just found 4 fortune cookies. Who wants them? First 4 people to claim them, get them. I'll read you your fortune.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Me!!
    Your winsome smile will be your sure protection.

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    Hook me up!

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    dibs

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    give it up to the double D

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
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    Now is the time to try something new.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_man
    Your winsome smile will be your sure protection.
    I want another one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by medic23
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    You have a natural grace and great consideration for others.

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    This is a cool idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    give it up to the double D
    You will be spending time outdoors in the mountains, near water.

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    That's all I got

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    Quote Originally Posted by medic23
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    You was robbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Holy crap i just found one anyone want it?

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    Success is on its way to you

    daily numbers: 5 1 1

    Lotto Six #'s: 56 3 2 26 37 42

    There ya go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    You was robbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No, the fortune cookie i on the money, I do help ppl. "deserts arent always right but theyre so sweet"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
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    daily numbers: 5 1 1

    Lotto Six #'s: 56 3 2 26 37 42

    There ya go
    Well that sucks! Our lotto only goes up to 49!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Well that sucks! Our lotto only goes up to 49!!

    I guess the fortune is just sarcastic then

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    no fortune cookie for u

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    I've got one from takeout.. anyone want it?

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    Sure!

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    The china buffet in my town keeps the fortune cookies in an open box on a shelf in plain veiw. AandF6969 and I always thought about how funny it would be to go to the porn store and buy a bunch of dirty fortune cookies and put em in the box. The wrappers even look normal.
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