Results 1 to 14 of 14

Thread: Peaches Joke

  1. #1
    Mr.Magoo is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    GA
    Posts
    70

    Peaches Joke

    A man is driving down the road and starts seeing signs that read: "Peach Stand ahead. Taste like everything." It raises his curiosity so he pulls in to check it out. He walks up to the owner and asks what the deal is with the peaches. The owner tells him, "I have a peach for every taste you can think of." 'Bull****' ,says the man. The owner tells him to try it out. The man says,'Well do you have one that tastes like a orange?' The owner hands him a peach. The man bites into it and tastes the freshest orange ever. The man asks,'What about an apple.' The owner replies,'Turn it around.' The man does so and takes another bite this time tasting a perfect apple. The man asks, 'What about a steak and baked potatoe?' The owner replies, 'I've got one right here.' The man takes a bite and tastes a warm juicy steak. He asks, 'Where's the baked potatoe?' 'Turn it around', replies the owner. The man does and tastes the best buttery baked potatoe. By this time the man is baffled but he wants one more taste. He asks the owner, 'Do you have one that tastes like p u s s y?' The owner gives him a peach and the man takes a big bite. He spits it out and hollers, 'That tastes like s h i t!' Turn it around replies the owner.

  2. #2
    singern's Avatar
    singern is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Chicago/Israel
    Posts
    946

    Still funny

    Heard this one before but its still funny

  3. #3
    Blown_SC is offline Retired Vet
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    6,891
    That was prety good bro...

  4. #4
    w_rballs's Avatar
    w_rballs is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Buckeye state
    Posts
    2,652
    heard the same one but with a cookie. still some funny ****

  5. #5
    Quake is offline Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    At the gym
    Posts
    617
    Oldie but a goldie!

  6. #6
    BabyGirl01's Avatar
    BabyGirl01 is offline Female Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Long Island
    Posts
    405
    Funny funny



    BG

  7. #7
    1badcamaro's Avatar
    1badcamaro is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    ridin dirty
    Posts
    2,715
    i must be behind in my jokes, never heard that b4 but i'm gonna use it with my friends, pretty **** funny

  8. #8
    Mr.Magoo is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    GA
    Posts
    70
    Q: Why aren't Al-Queda terrorists circumcized?

    A: So they have somewhere to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

  9. #9
    Blown_SC is offline Retired Vet
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    6,891
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Magoo
    Q: Why aren't Al-Queda terrorists circumcized?

    A: So they have somewhere to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.
    Nice...

    Here's one:



    A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word 'indefinitely' in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class.

    But the teacher knows he's a trouble maker and that he doesn't know the answer, so she calls on Jim.

    Jim replies, "Due to the weather, school was canceled indefinitely."

    "Good" the teacher replies. "What about you Jenny?"

    Jenny says, "Since the bus broke down, transportation has been stopped indefinitely."

    The teacher then says that the sentence was too much like the other one, and asks if anyone can use it in a different way. So there's Little Johnny waving his hand again. And the teacher thinks... (Maybe he really does know the answer), so she calls on him. Johnny stands up and says,

    "As I felt my balls slap against her ass, I knew that I was in definitely!

  10. #10
    Mr.Magoo is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    GA
    Posts
    70
    good one!

    Here goes:

    Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

    A: How are we supposed to find an egg in all this s h i t!

  11. #11
    Blown_SC is offline Retired Vet
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    6,891
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Magoo
    good one!

    Here goes:

    Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

    A: How are we supposed to find an egg in all this s h i t!


    A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
    "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

    "Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
    "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

  12. #12
    w_rballs's Avatar
    w_rballs is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Buckeye state
    Posts
    2,652

  13. #13
    Mr.Magoo is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    GA
    Posts
    70
    Great jokes man. Is that the intake off the new cobra's in your avitar?
    Seen this on the back windshield of a cobra: MUST I STANG YOU

  14. #14
    Blown_SC is offline Retired Vet
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    6,891
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Magoo
    Great jokes man. Is that the intake off the new cobra's in your avitar?
    Seen this on the back windshield of a cobra: MUST I STANG YOU
    No, that's the new blower I'm putting on the SC next winter...from Kenne Bell.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •