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    Women have the power. Without a doubt.

    I just got off the phone with this female I have known about 8 months now. Earlier we got in to a conversation on sex. I was telling her how I never want to settle down, I like having fun and having friends, etc. So she sais she is on the same kind of time. It wasn't a direct conversation but after hanging up I said I am gonna call back and ask her if I can come over there. So I do. She sais well I been waiting for you to ask me that for awhile. She knows I don't want to get in a relationship and I don't need to be at her house to watch TV I got my own 52" wide screen HDTV so she has to know why I want to come over.

    So she sais NO!!!!!!! I'm like WTF after all that we talked about. She sais you can come tomorrow. She won't give me a reason other than cause I said. So of course I am gonna go tomorrow but IMO she is just using the power between her legs for kicks. Just to make me wait. God I hate women.

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    if you know how to eat pussy then you're all set......period

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    if you know how to eat pussy then you're all set......period
    I do, but I save that for the special ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    I do, but I save that for the special ones.
    thats where we differ...I unleash the fury on all females........ im a glutton for punishment I guess.....I just love it when a woman cwawls on her back out of the pleasure that I give to her...just ask MBH's mom

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    "i dont give a **** about her i just wanted to **** her"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tod682
    "i dont give a **** about her i just wanted to **** her"
    I care about all the girls I'm boning. I just never fall in to the commitment trap. Maybe when I'm 40 I will. Thats about the right age for a man to settle down. To say I don't give a **** about them wouldn't be the truth though.

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    you'll have the power after you TEA BAG THE HELL OUTTA HER

    she'll never forget that.


    "he was the only man who ever tea bagged me, and thats what I NEED!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyKitty
    you'll have the power after you TEA BAG THE HELL OUTTA HER

    she'll never forget that.


    "he was the only man who ever tea bagged me, and thats what I NEED!"

    I prefer K9 style, but if that doesn't work I'll try the teabag. K9 at 100 MPH is ussually effective. Trust me after having my windshield busted out and my car keyed and stabbed once I know what works. They just have the power until they give it to you.

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    maybe she is on the rag till tommorrow or tired or needs to shave. and mass, Im with you, I love eating snatch, tossing salad too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyKitty
    you'll have the power after you TEA BAG THE HELL OUTTA HER

    she'll never forget that.


    "he was the only man who ever tea bagged me, and thats what I NEED!"


    you gotta cut back on the PM's to me .. I couldnt have said it better myself



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    Quote Originally Posted by medic23
    tossing salad too.
    No doubt. Nothings better than salad.

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    Fine- decent looking women have the power....Nasty chicks have about as much power as balding fat men

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    if you know how to eat pussy then you're all set......period
    AMEN!!!!!!

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    I heard that when a girl is given an O, she builds a chemical relationship toward the giver.

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    what the hell is the tea bag

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino58
    I heard that when a girl is given an O, she builds a chemical relationship toward the giver.
    That only happens when you put Coke on her snatch!

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    jelly or syrup?...lol...I prefer syrup

    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    No doubt. Nothings better than salad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    thats where we differ...I unleash the fury on all females........

    hahaha that's too funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
    what the hell is the tea bag
    I wouldn't of had the balls to ask that. I would of acted like I knew.

    Its when you put a womans back against the bed or wall, she is upside down and you go up and down in a tea bag motion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    jelly or syrup?...lol...I prefer syrup
    Me 2.....I prefer SURP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    I just got off the phone with this female I have known about 8 months now. Earlier we got in to a conversation on sex. I was telling her how I never want to settle down, I like having fun and having friends, etc. So she sais she is on the same kind of time. It wasn't a direct conversation but after hanging up I said I am gonna call back and ask her if I can come over there. So I do. She sais well I been waiting for you to ask me that for awhile. She knows I don't want to get in a relationship and I don't need to be at her house to watch TV I got my own 52" wide screen HDTV so she has to know why I want to come over.

    So she sais NO!!!!!!! I'm like WTF after all that we talked about. She sais you can come tomorrow. She won't give me a reason other than cause I said. So of course I am gonna go tomorrow but IMO she is just using the power between her legs for kicks. Just to make me wait. God I hate women.
    Bruh, that's crazy. If she doesn't wanna kick it, kick it w/another female. When she calls you tomorrow tell her you totally forgot about your boy's bachelor party and you have to scramble to get a present for him today before the party. (get a present, get ready, etc.) Then say, "can I have a raincheck?" Really though, to me there are enough games to be played on X-Box. Why be forced to deal w/more games?

    Unless you have no one else to kick it with, , that would yield you waiting on her call.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Unless you have no one else to kick it with, , that would defeat the purpose.

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    Defenitely not the case. I just need something new in the stable. Can never have enough horses.


    I should blow her off however her trying to have the upper hand done got the "game" started. It has now become I have to. Even if I didn't want to anymore, I now have to otherwise I lose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Defenitely not the case. I just need something new in the stable. Can never have enough horses.


    I should blow her off however her trying to have the upper hand done got the "game" started. It has now become I have to. Even if I didn't want to anymore, I now have to otherwise I lose.
    You never blow her off completely, no, that's not what I meant.

    You just operate on YOUR time, not her's. Unless it's a give/take relationship w/no games, that's how I believe you should approach it. With other horses in the stable, you can save her for the last of the Triple Crown.

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    ummm ... a tea bag is soakin your nutsac in her mouth from up above as she lays down..

    Loz .. you were referring to the jackhammer bro... thats only for special occasions.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    ummm ... a tea bag is soakin your nutsac in her mouth from up above as she lays down..
    We must have 2 different definitions of the tea bag. What you call the jackhammer we call the tes bag where I'm from. What you call the tea bag I just call balls in the jaws.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    ummm ... a tea bag is soakin your nutsac in her mouth from up above as she lays down..

    Loz .. you were referring to the jackhammer bro... thats only for special occasions.


    How about the gladiator, ever try that? You rest your nuts on her eyes. It doesn't really have a function, its just for sh!ts and giggles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    ummm ... a tea bag is soakin your nutsac in her mouth from up above as she lays down..

    Loz .. you were referring to the jackhammer bro... thats only for special occasions.


    How about the gladiator, ever try that? You rest your nuts on her eyes. It doesn't really have a function, its just for sh!ts and giggles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helios
    How about the gladiator, ever try that? You rest your nuts on her eyes. It doesn't really have a function, its just for sh!ts and giggles.

    I just made one up from your post ...

    the gladiator sh!ts and giggles.

    lay her down
    drop the sac in mouth and begin tea bag
    let it steep for some time......
    ahhhh
    yes.
    then
    SH!T
    and GIGGLE

    there you have it the Gladiator sh!ts and giggles.


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    Uh, guys, speaking from a female perspective, she might not have been playing games with you. Not many women feel confident enough to welcome a new lover on short notice. They want to do things like shave and wash their hair and treat their skin with lotions and otherwise make sure they look and smell good. Which is generally a good idea, since you would probably prefer to go to bed with a clean nice smelling woman than a skanky one. She could also have had other plans that evening.

    That would be my first guess. My second guess is that it's possible she is playing power games with you, since some women are dishonest and manipulative enough to do that. My personal feeling is that if you like somebody enough to be **** buddies, you should also be good enough friends to just be honest with each other, to NOT play stupid games, and to just communicate in a straightforward way. If you encounter a woman who is not willing to be your friend as well as your lover, if she plays stupid games instead of just talking to you like a real human being, dump the bitch. Life is too short to spend it with people who don't like or respect you enough to just tell the truth.

    And you shouldn't play games either. In my experience, men who are willing to play "the game" attract only women who are doing the same thing. If you decide that you will not play, that you will have only honest communication with women just like you would with a guy friend, you'll turn a lot of game playing women off but you will eventually attract the chicks who don't play games and who will treat you as a real friend as well as a lover. I think it's worth it.

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    One night stand hoes I NEVER eat out. Dont know where that shlt has been and I never eat stuff not knowing what it is. I take care of them plenty well enough not to have to eat em out and still get call backs.
    Now if the girl is fine ass and I have been working on her for awhile and finally get her, **** well believe I am pulling out all the stops. I make sure that hottie needs to call me back the next night wanting more of the oral lovin'
    Especially if it takes me more than a week to get her over, the anticpation makes me tear her panties off just to get to it.

    A buddy of mine told me his tactic. He will just go down on the girl and not have sex with her. Then again and again for like 4 or 5 times without putting his dick in. Then he says by the 6th time, she practically rapes him trying to have sex.
    I say that is all fine and well but, he went 5 times without banging that when he had the perfect chance. I just dont understand it. One night going down on her and not having sex is ok, but an entire week is just a waste of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naja
    Uh, guys, speaking from a female perspective, she might not have been playing games with you. . They want to do things like shave and wash their hair and treat their skin with lotions and otherwise make sure they look and smell good. Which is generally a good idea, since you would probably prefer to go to bed with a clean nice smelling woman than a skanky one. .

    .
    True so true. Never thought about it that way. Guys can just hop in the shower and be ready in 5 minutes. You girls have at LEAST 20 shower products to use while in the shower. Plus, you girls better shave it down there so we have easier access to get to the goods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    You never blow her off completely, no, that's not what I meant.

    You just operate on YOUR time, not her's. Unless it's a give/take relationship w/no games, that's how I believe you should approach it. With other horses in the stable, you can save her for the last of the Triple Crown.

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    Nuff said this is how I opperate Im the gift not her because there is a millionmore where she came from

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    One night stand hoes I NEVER eat out. Dont know where that shlt has been and I never eat stuff not knowing what it is. I take care of them plenty well enough not to have to eat em out and still get call backs.
    Exactly.


    Heres what I did. She wanted me to come to this picnic her family was having. I was like OK I'll come, I am gonna hop in the shower and be up there. So I never showed up, turned off my cell phone till I knew it was over. So she calls around 9 oclock. I said my car wouldn't start and I been working on it. It's running now and I can come up to your house. So I did. She hopped in the shower, I said I'm gonna put it on her ass for not letting me come over last night. I took 50mg of L-Viagra and worked out on it from 11:30 till about 3 and left 8:30 this morning.

    I may or may not answer the phone who knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Exactly.


    Heres what I did. She wanted me to come to this picnic her family was having. I was like OK I'll come, I am gonna hop in the shower and be up there. So I never showed up, turned off my cell phone till I knew it was over. So she calls around 9 oclock. I said my car wouldn't start and I been working on it. It's running now and I can come up to your house. So I did. She hopped in the shower, I said I'm gonna put it on her ass for not letting me come over last night. I took 50mg of L-Viagra and worked out on it from 11:30 till about 3 and left 8:30 this morning.

    I may or may not answer the phone who knows.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat


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    Good deal bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Heres what I did. She wanted me to come to this picnic her family was having. I was like OK I'll come, I am gonna hop in the shower and be up there. So I never showed up, turned off my cell phone till I knew it was over. So she calls around 9 oclock. I said my car wouldn't start and I been working on it. It's running now and I can come up to your house. So I did. She hopped in the shower, I said I'm gonna put it on her ass for not letting me come over last night. I took 50mg of L-Viagra and worked out on it from 11:30 till about 3 and left 8:30 this morning.

    I may or may not answer the phone who knows.
    In short, you are a dishonest, manipulative game player. I don't know whether the woman involved is also a dishonest, manipulative game player, but if she is, you are both getting what you deserve - a dysfunctional relationship with a lot of game playing and lying and bullsh*t and headaches.

    Has anyone other than the nice healthy Pagan community I grew up in ever heard of men and women actually being friends and sharing fun times together because they like one another? Or trying to be an honest and ethical person so that you can look at yourself in the mirror with self respect? Sheesh. This crap makes me *very* glad that I only have sex with mentally healthy guys who are good friends and partners, and nobody has to play stupid games with anybody.

    Dump the bitches and bastards who play manipulation games. Everyone deserves to be treated better than that, men and women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naja
    In short, you are a dishonest, manipulative game player. I don't know whether the woman involved is also a dishonest, manipulative game player, but if she is, you are both getting what you deserve - a dysfunctional relationship with a lot of game playing and lying and bullsh*t and headaches.



    I got 4 of these "relationships" going on.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod


    I got 4 of these "relationships" going on.

    HAHAH your the man ill dance to that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod


    I got 4 of these "relationships" going on.



    Guess that kinda puts a damper on the previous question,

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