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    Jamaica

    Hey has anyone here been to jamaica? got any tips advice? I have told a few friens about going they havent even been there and they say don't get mugged hehe friggin jerks your stories welcome

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    If you go to a private resort then its cool....if you go aimlessly wandering around like a tourist...good luck...and expect to hear pssssssssssssssst you need anything? an endless amount of times

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    I've been there twice. Had a great time the first time, and a pretty good time the second. I recommend sticking with one of the bigger all inclusives. Sandals and Beaches are excellent. I thought the Starfish Trelawney (owned by Superclubs) kinda sucked. It's awesome down there, and MJ is right about the do you need anything thing. Mark

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    Been 6 times, try to stay in Negril --great beach! One of the best spots is Beaches Negril ..I'd go any day! Got to have a drink a Ricks Cafe! If you are really into it, Hedo can be a blast too>>>>

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    I'm going to Ocho Rios anyone been there??

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinhead
    I'm going to Ocho Rios anyone been there??
    yep...it sucks......Dunns river falls was ok...but other that it sucks...you muct be going on a cruise or something...I cant believe out of all that great places in jamaica..that the cruise ships decide to go to Ocho Rios

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    I had sex with a jamaican girl today as it happens! Just thought I'd share.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouncer272001
    I had sex with a jamaican girl today as it happens! Just thought I'd share.....
    beating off to the aunt jamimma syrup bottle doesnt count

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    really nothing to do in ocho rios??? I was going to rent a car and drive to bob marleys grave

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinhead
    really nothing to do in ocho rios???
    smoke

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    beating off to the aunt jamimma syrup bottle doesnt count
    haha thats not right

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    Carry small amounts of cash in different places on your body. Carry a throw away wallet. When you get robbed give it to them, don't try to be a tuff guy. If you don't have a safe in your room....do not leave your travel doucuments or anything of value in an easily accessable location. If your identity documents get stolen...make sure you know how to reach the Consular Section of the Embassy there and ask for American Citizen Services. Stay in the common tourist areas....stay out of the red light districts. Nothing there but trouble. Remember that the Caribbean is second only to Africa in the area of HIV infection. Have fun, watch your back and double wrap!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Carry small amounts of cash in different places on your body. Carry a throw away wallet. When you get robbed give it to them, don't try to be a tuff guy. If you don't have a safe in your room....do not leave your travel doucuments or anything of value in an easily accessable location. If your identity documents get stolen...make sure you know how to reach the Consular Section of the Embassy there and ask for American Citizen Services. Stay in the common tourist areas....stay out of the red light districts. Nothing there but trouble. Remember that the Caribbean is second only to Africa in the area of HIV infection. Have fun, watch your back and double wrap!!!

    Dang, or just dont go at all. I'm scared.

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    Forewarned....is forarmed.

    Not trying to scare you. I used to live in Barbados and I worked at the embassy. I used to brief the military personnel coming on the island. I also had access to the reports about Jamacia and frankly I never went because of what I read.

    If you stay on the tourist side of the island..you should be fine. I told you what I used to tell all the young sailors and marines when they pulled into port in Barbados. The crime in Barbados is NOTHING compared to parts of Jamacia.

    Sooo many people get rolled all over the world becauase they don't take simple precautions. Put all their money in one wallet, all the ID, etc. What they don't have in one place on their bodies....they leave under the matress in the hotel...like the maids don't know where to look.

    Be safe, be cautious and be aware of your surroundings. You will be fine.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    If you go to a private resort then its cool....if you go aimlessly wandering around like a tourist...good luck...and expect to hear pssssssssssssssst you need anything? an endless amount of times
    Agreed. Stick to the resort areas, beaches and casinos. I've been to Montego Bay and Negril and had a great time. I forget the name of the bar but it's on a cliff where drunks cliff dive. It's fun to watch and participate. Stay out of Kingston. It's a pit.

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    A couple years ago there was a road rage shooting in front of the embassy. The shooter....an off duty police officer !!!! Love Kingston NOT
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Been there and like Mass said..get ready to be asked if you want anything. Bro I didn't even get out of the airport before someone asked me if I needed anything. Pain right in the ass. Stay with the big resorts like everyone said. Dunes river falls was ok. Ricks Cafe is ok. Jump off the cliff if you get a chance. Negril is a very nice beach as well. Remember it is a 3rd world country. Once you step out of the resort you will figure it out fast. People live in freaking Tin huts bro. Don't buy from the street vendors. They will rip you off. And one thing for sure. Pack some food. The food there sucks arse. I swear I lost 10lbs in a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TPAK
    Remember it is a 3rd world country. Once you step out of the resort you will figure it out fast. People live in freaking Tin huts bro. Don't buy from the street vendors. They will rip you off. And one thing for sure. Pack some food. The food there sucks arse. I swear I lost 10lbs in a week.
    I'm going to let the **** you said slide cus everyone's entitled to their opinion.3rd world...WTF ..got it sounding like Samalia

    Back to the topic.
    Frig Jamaica and come to barbados

    Low Crime
    Beautiful Women
    Great Food
    GREAT beaches
    Nice Gyms
    No real 'Gear' Laws

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    Not sure I would agree with you on the crime rate Narkosis....but it's definitly not anywhere close to Jam. And...you are right ... the rest of Bim is AWESOME.

    Hey...glad you piped up. Be on the look out for a new member called "Hotbajan".
    He's a friend of mine ... currently residing in Trinidad.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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