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Ok, here is a joke that my girlfriend and I used to use years ago and I still think it is one of the best one's I have heard.
What F---- like a tiger, than winks?
Now the answer is much better when it is delivered in person. lol
Answer: The person telling it would look at that person and :winken: yes, winking is all you have to do.
When done properly it leaves a lot to the imagination lol
hmmmm....... :wg:
I think I'll pass on using that one......Here's a good one for a pull tho!
"Can I have your phone number, I seem to have forgotten mine"
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try this:
the word of the day is "legs." how about we go back to my place and spread the word?
i always like the classic... " **** me if im wrong, but isnt your name Gertrude?"
a guy came up to me last week and said...."can you please touch me...?, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel ." I was laughing so hard at him......
throws tomato
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"Wanna go halves on a baby?"
"U like d***?"
:lol:
~SC~
If we were two squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole?
Want to go back to my place, get a pizza, and ****?
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
OH I like that one.... :bcool:
if you and i were together than we would be together
i like your top, it would look great on my bedroom floor.
if i told you, you had a great body would you hold it against me?
Fancy a F--k?
I may use that one :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by w_rballs