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07-06-2004, 05:59 AM #1
Tiger joke for all!
Ok, here is a joke that my girlfriend and I used to use years ago and I still think it is one of the best one's I have heard.
What F---- like a tiger, than winks?
Now the answer is much better when it is delivered in person. lol
Answer: The person telling it would look at that person and yes, winking is all you have to do.
When done properly it leaves a lot to the imagination lollifes too short so live it up !!!
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07-06-2004, 08:42 AM #2AR-Hall of Famer / Retired
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hmmmm.......
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07-06-2004, 11:33 AM #3Member
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I think I'll pass on using that one......Here's a good one for a pull tho!
"Can I have your phone number, I seem to have forgotten mine"
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07-06-2004, 11:37 AM #4
try this:
the word of the day is "legs." how about we go back to my place and spread the word?
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07-06-2004, 01:11 PM #5
i always like the classic... " **** me if im wrong, but isnt your name Gertrude?"
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07-06-2004, 01:30 PM #6Female Member
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a guy came up to me last week and said...."can you please touch me...?, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel ." I was laughing so hard at him......
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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07-06-2004, 02:12 PM #7
throws tomato
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07-06-2004, 02:16 PM #8AR Hall of Fame
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"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"Wanna go halves on a baby?"
"U like d***?"
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07-06-2004, 02:18 PM #9
If we were two squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole?
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07-06-2004, 02:19 PM #10
Want to go back to my place, get a pizza, and ****?
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07-06-2004, 02:28 PM #11
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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07-06-2004, 02:37 PM #12Female Member
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
OH I like that one....At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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07-06-2004, 04:27 PM #13
if you and i were together than we would be together
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07-06-2004, 04:34 PM #14
i like your top, it would look great on my bedroom floor.
if i told you, you had a great body would you hold it against me?
Fancy a F--k?
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07-06-2004, 04:35 PM #15Originally Posted by w_rballs
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