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    Tiger joke for all!

    Ok, here is a joke that my girlfriend and I used to use years ago and I still think it is one of the best one's I have heard.

    What F---- like a tiger, than winks?

    Now the answer is much better when it is delivered in person. lol

    Answer: The person telling it would look at that person and yes, winking is all you have to do.

    When done properly it leaves a lot to the imagination lol
    lifes too short so live it up !!!

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    hmmmm.......

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    I think I'll pass on using that one......Here's a good one for a pull tho!

    "Can I have your phone number, I seem to have forgotten mine"

    ........

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    try this:

    the word of the day is "legs." how about we go back to my place and spread the word?

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    i always like the classic... " **** me if im wrong, but isnt your name Gertrude?"

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    a guy came up to me last week and said...."can you please touch me...?, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel ." I was laughing so hard at him......
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    throws tomato

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    "If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

    "Wanna go halves on a baby?"

    "U like d***?"



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    If we were two squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole?

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    Want to go back to my place, get a pizza, and ****?

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    I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

    If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    "If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."




    ~SC~


    OH I like that one....
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    if you and i were together than we would be together

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    i like your top, it would look great on my bedroom floor.
    if i told you, you had a great body would you hold it against me?
    Fancy a F--k?

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    Quote Originally Posted by w_rballs
    i always like the classic... " **** me if im wrong, but isnt your name Gertrude?"
    I may use that one

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