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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    You talk me into it. I am no longer mad. Lets get it on. Just be gentle.

    *cracks the bull whip*


    ohhh Mart i'm always gentle........now turn around and take it like a man....
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

    Uh umm what I really meant to say was.....I'm a pure innocent virgin. Ya that's it..
    Im sorry CB.. I love ya to death but.. .. BULL...

    youcan fill in the rest .. tee hee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL hope you didn't get it on the keyboard. Really messes up the keys I hear.
    Are you kidding me...this stuff is all over the place! Good thing I keep an extra keyboard around. hahahahahaha

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    LOL wow.....glad I don't have to clean that mess up!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    Im sorry CB.. I love ya to death but.. .. BULL...

    youcan fill in the rest .. tee hee
    That's my story and I'm sticking with it!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    I believe you Barb....then again I also believe in the Easter bunny, Santa and the fact that one day I'll actually have sex....with a woman......and not these blow up ones either. hahahahaha I lost Ms Tuesday to a horrible staek kniofe accident last week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    I believe you Barb....then again I also believe in the Easter bunny, Santa and the fact that one day I'll actually have sex....with a woman......and not these blow up ones either. hahahahaha I lost Ms Tuesday to a horrible staek kniofe accident last week.

    Look at the brite side. You always have Mass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    I believe you Barb....then again I also believe in the Easter bunny, Santa and the fact that one day I'll actually have sex....with a woman......and not these blow up ones either. hahahahaha I lost Ms Tuesday to a horrible staek kniofe accident last week.
    LOL it's only a matter of time Luv
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    Look at the brite side. You always have Mass.
    Oh man .... did you have to go there?
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Oh man .... did you have to go there?
    Of course he did....he peddels Mass like a ten speed. Pimp!

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    alright ............wheres the dang cookies????
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
    alright ............wheres the dang cookies????

    i have them

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    Someone give the woman the **** cookies!!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    she's gonna have to come and get them if she really wants them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

    Uh umm what I really meant to say was.....I'm a pure innocent virgin. Ya that's it..

    LMAO...Aren't all women?

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    Quote Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
    well stop blushing....lets get mad.....

    i'm ready for some make up sex.....

    *tapping her foot on the floor really fast*

    Hey now! You'd better not be leaving me out of the good stuff!

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    someone hook me up with a source, a girlfriend source i mean

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    This is my new favorite post whore thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironfist
    LMAO...Aren't all women?
    LOL Yes.... of course
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironfist
    This is my new favorite post whore thread...

    I'm soooo proud
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteyk
    she's gonna have to come and get them if she really wants them

    you know if I come out there to get em...Pimp master Ron will be on me like white on rice......pimpin me out and stuff......

    don't know if a cookie is worth all that.....maybe i'll just have another protein shake.......
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironfist
    Hey now! You'd better not be leaving me out of the good stuff!

    you gotta make us mad first before ya get the make up sex....and your just too sweet for that ....hun.....
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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