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    I picked up a 20 year old stripper who has a 3 year old kid tonight

    I am so not gonna call that girl. She was hot, albeit annoying as all ****ing hell and totally full of herself. She wouldn't stop talking about how much she hates it when guys tell her she's hot. I really don't know what the right thing to say in that situation is, so I kinda just kept quiet and waited until the whole thing blew over. Also, I'm really not at a point in my life where I want to wake up to the sound of cartoons being drowned out by noisy children. Not cool. She wanted to dance with me at one point and I'm not supposed to be dancing with girls while working I'm pretty sure and plus she's ****ing nuts, so I asked her for her phone number to get rid of her, which, thankfully worked out for me.
    On the plus side, this one girl who works at a bar I sometimes frequent and who sometimes comes into the convenience store I work at gave me her number. She's cute and also oriental, which I've never done before. I'm pretty lazy so odds are I won't call her, but I don't suppose I'd overly mind boning up on my Chinese, or Japenese, or Korean, or wherever the **** she's from. Besides, meeting new people is a good thing. I feel like I'm growing as a person or something.

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    Yeah change can be a good thing =p

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    Strippers make for good sex buddies but don't even think about dating her..Hell, she shouldn't be expecting a serious relationship at this age with a 3 yr old child...Young guys want to srcew around and party, not play daddy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironfist
    Strippers make for good sex buddies but don't even think about dating her..Hell, she shouldn't be expecting a serious relationship at this age with a 3 yr old child...Young guys want to srcew around and party, not play daddy...
    are you kidding me...at that young age the kid can make sandwiches

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    God I swear Nathan is turning out to be NYCPartyboy every thread he posts.

    Have those two been hanging out lately? I had such high hopes for Nathan too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
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    Where is my boy at, anyway?

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    speaking of strippers...

    any of you guys ever go to montreal? i have a lot of stripper friends up there. i should be going up there this weekend. should be a good ****ing time.

    when i run across girls like nathan described i just tear em up and never talk to them again.

    E.T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    I don't suppose I'd overly mind boning up on my Chinese, or Japenese, or Korean, or wherever the **** she's from.
    Screwed Thai, Korean and Japanese chicks. I have a weakness for asians!

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    NOOOOOOOOO

    ARE YOU FREAKIN INSANE YOU SILLY BASTARD

    OH MY GOD

    .... okay

    listen, i'm a bouncer too, but your forgetting about the STD trading card game, even
    kissing this girl you'll probably get the hep

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    Let me know how the asian girl turns out in bed. I've heard they have the tightest snatch!

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    go get em nathan, strippers are sooo much fun. just dont make her a GF

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    I wouldnt mind some asian. But i just had some sushi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    are you kidding me...at that young age the kid can make sandwiches
    LMFAO....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcstomper
    go get em nathan, strippers are sooo much fun. just dont make her a GF
    'Ya can't make a ho a housewife'....not that you'd ever want to get married or anything lol...

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    Jesus, I ain't going to go out with the stripper. She scared the **** out of me. I'm not that guy, I guess. No shame in that I don't think.

    I think I'll stop with any posts pertaining to my real life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    are you kidding me...at that young age the kid can make sandwiches
    I don't know any kid that can make a sandwich @ 3. Mine sure can't....too spoiled. He CAN however wipe his own butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Where is my boy at, anyway?
    maybe his lifestyle finally caught up to him

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    stripper with a 3 yr old kid, odd

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