At 6' 285 I am clinically obese.
To all the doctors and their BMI Calculators I say Fuk You!
I have to go to my primary physician this week to get a letter stating that I am not Obese for a life insurance policy.
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At 6' 285 I am clinically obese.
To all the doctors and their BMI Calculators I say Fuk You!
I have to go to my primary physician this week to get a letter stating that I am not Obese for a life insurance policy.
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LMAO
You fat bastard.
nice I just love the way the Md's education has really paid off
285 on someone who is 6' is considered obese?
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Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
Yes it is.
Technically if you are 20% heavier than what the 'Magic' chart says you are clinically obese.
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You need help bro. I hear good things about Atkins. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Diesel
Hell, last time I went to the doc I had to talk him into giving me a bodyfat test...hehe, naturally then paid for by insurance...just to prove I wasn't, my lean mass weighs more than a HEALTHY girl my height should....sheesh!
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Originally Posted by SV-1
I know....Maybe the case of Snickers I leave next to the bed shouldn't be there. :unsure:
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You actually have to get something from the doc for insurance...lol...Sorry to laugh but I love it. Can't believe that they don't take BF% into account.
It's some stupid chart that's 20 years old that takes into account that all people are skinny, weak, nonathletic wimps. B.F and muscle % aren't even factored. Moronic!
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Originally Posted by SV-1
I heard body for life is awsome bro :lol:
Have I ever told you that I am a nationally certified, expert bodyfat certifier? For a nominal fee I will be happy to provide you with a certification that I have personally checked your bodyfat levels and you are not obese.
:) hehehe
I think you should go down to your insurance agent's office, call him/her out into the parking lot while you repeatedly deadlift and drop the rear end of his car while screaming 'You think I'm f*cking obese??'
Better yet, run down to the insurance office in posing trunks. Bust out a few poses and say does this look obese to you?Quote:
Originally Posted by chicamahomico
Maybe he should put both of our ideas together, now that would be a scary sight.
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Step away from the Pizza...
Everything is gonna be OK... :lol:
Now there's something for the 6 o'clock news!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by chicamahomico
:lol: Indeed it would be!Quote:
Originally Posted by chicamahomico
http://www.halls.md/body-mass-index/bmi.htm
Check out ur own body mass today.
I am also "Obese".............Bastards!!!!LMFAO :lift:
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Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
Would I have to be naked?
Where do you take the measurments from?
Be careful with that Caliper!
LOL
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:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SV-1
I was freakin pissed when I posted this.....now I'm laughing about it.
BTW, I called my Dr. to set up an appointment and she laughed her a$$ off and said there was no need for me to come in. She would just write something up and send it.
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hahaha welcome in the club
on my military file it says "morbidely obese"
:D im leaner than half of the canadian forces **** it
I have to join the club. According to that page I'm obese to. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by priest_416
don't worry diesal, your not alone!
See... that's where you go wrong. Caliper's just don't work. I have my own touch test that is 100% accurate ;).Quote:
Originally Posted by Diesel
And yes...you gotta be naked!
I'm in I'm in!!!:banana:Quote:
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
i'm just overweight.. :(
LOL Ok I guess I better start behaving myself.
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Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
I think it just moved. ;)
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I'm probably in that same category with you...Just so happens I can bench 2 times my bodyweight though...
well now that is depressing....geez Im also obese...I got bigger tittys they she does!!
actually my doc is really cool..says that just so long at his caiplers don't go over or near 20% your fine...but to me 20% is kinda cutting it close to a custom Mac and Don's coronary bi-pass..
I'm scared!Quote:
Originally Posted by Diesel
:lol: They actually put that? That's hilarious.
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Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
82nd percentile and overweight...those things are a fukkin joke...i cant belive people probably think this is something that give an accurate reading of your weight condition?
If you think you are obese check this guy out! At least you don't have to do this to get life insurance! If easily offended or shocked do not click on this link -
http://poetry.rotten.com/tummy-tuck/
Diesel, if I use that formula, I'm obese too! 5', 132lbs!!! But they don't ask what size I wear (1 or 3 !!!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Diesel
Don't worry, you are not! Except if you gained alot since the last time we met,,, Sometimes men are doing a sympatic pregnancy! Wich I doubt it's your case! lol!
LG
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Originally Posted by Diesel
That chart is funny. Im supposed to weigh 175lbs.
When I jump on the scale at the Docs office im sure they are like WTF look at the fat ass, but when I take my shirt off its all good :elephant:
yea the nutritional scales for ht and wt are super wrong, id be almost 100lbs over my ideal wt for my ht..lol