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  1. 07-06-2004, 01:06 PM #1
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    Martha's Camping Trip

    alright its summer and time to plan on a camping trip......all those planning on camping with Martha.....must submit their reservations now or be left out.........



    weekend rates are double.......


    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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  2. 07-06-2004, 01:11 PM #2
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    Is KY included or do we need to supply our own?
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    where are we going? can i get half price if we share a tent?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    where are we going? can i get half price if we share a tent?
    IF you share a tent? Dude, you'll be sharing Martha's sleeping bag.
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  5. 07-06-2004, 01:16 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_man
    Is KY included or do we need to supply our own?


    hummmm i think you have to supply your own....but you can ask Martha if he shares....
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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  7. 07-06-2004, 01:32 PM #7
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    sure Punk......but you might have to bring your g'f for Mass...you know when hes done with Martha ...he will be after her again.....
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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    Oh great another camping trip with Martha. I am here to say that he makes one hell of a pivot man.
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    i just got my jug of industrial strengts ky... so if i bring enougth for everyone does it mean i get in for free.. no pun intented..
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  11. 07-06-2004, 02:53 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    i just got my jug of industrial strengts ky... so if i bring enougth for everyone does it mean i get in for free.. no pun intented..

    I'm sure he would let ya slide in for free......(pun intended )
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
    sure Punk......but you might have to bring your g'f for Mass...you know when hes done with Martha ...he will be after her again.....
    I'll soon be on test...so that means you'll have to be there too PLT
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    I'll soon be on test...so that means you'll have to be there too PLT



    oh hun i'll be there.....but i'm sure ...since you don't 'love me' like ya do all the other girls...i'll just have to sit back and wait for my turn.......
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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  14. 07-07-2004, 08:56 AM #14
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    OK step up ..the bus will be leaving shortly...
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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    Thats my girl. Recruiting for me. I knew I could count on you.
    BTW no KY. Spit only. We are roughing it you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_man
    Is KY included or do we need to supply our own?
    just use Crisco, and Chunky Peanut Butter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    Thats my girl. Recruiting for me. I knew I could count on you.
    BTW no KY. Spit only. We are roughing it you know.
    Just like the priests at confession.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_man
    Just like the priests at confession.

    Hey little boy. You want some candy?
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  19. 07-07-2004, 10:05 AM #19
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    yeah I'm his girl..he needs someone to make appointments for him ..his 'to do ' list gets bigger every day.....

    now kindly step to the back of the bus....
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
    hummmm i think you have to supply your own....but you can ask Martha if he shares....
    I hear that Martha has the new Warming KY!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
    OK step up ..the bus will be leaving shortly...

    Hmmmm I'm thinking you meant the Short bus is leaving!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  22. 07-07-2004, 12:45 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    Hey little boy. You want some candy?
    That's not candy.
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  24. 07-07-2004, 03:34 PM #24
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    its ok INVID>........Martha likes ya confused..
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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