WTF just happened

**butterface** · 07-09-2004, 12:00 AM

I was typing a thread and I heard some lawnmowers real close but i thought maybe it was my neighbour mowing his lawn. Then I heard an edger to the left and another edger to the right, then suddenly I heard another lawnmower in my backyard. My first though was the cops are raiding my house and got me surrounded with helicopters. I immediately start stashing my gear and trying to flush my weed and s**t. I didnt know what the hell was going on cause I mow my own lawn and I had it growing tall to kill some weeds so that I could mow it longer next time. So I look out my window and 4 mexicans are attacking my lawn making short work of the grass. One guy is standing on some huge ass lawnmower with a 5 foot blade and using his hands to steer around on some hovercraft looking thing. Another guy looks like a strom trooper and has some jetpack looking contraption blower on his back and another guy has a edger by my fence and I run to the backyard and some freak is running with a handpush mower. I am about to run out and yell WTF are you doing mother-effers then I wait and say let those bastards finish. As soon as the last leaf is blowing I run up to the guy and say what the hell did you just do? Guy doesnt speak a word of english. So I try to speak spanglish and tell him to get the hell outta here I didnt call them. I think they realize at that point they mowed the wrong lawn. So I shoo them off and they leave. Then I start washing my car outside. Suddenly another mowing van with another mexican guy shows up who doesnt speak english and he hands me a business card and points at my lawn and says compost or comquash or some freaking word like that. I say WHAT!!!! and he says crawfish or crumply or some**** like 10 times over and over. Finally I'm like "oh yeah sure dude i'll call you dont worry" and I put the business card in my pocket and turn my back on him and he leaves. Now i'm confused. I dont know if he was another lawn company that just came in the area and saw me in my yard and decided to try to solicit business or if it was the owner of the previous lawnmowing company trying to get paid or if he was coming to apologize or what the hell he wanted. I'm pretty much confused as hell and just happy I dont have to mow my lawn this week. Any guys fluent in spanish that know what a word that sounds like comprontsh could possibly mean in English?

**whiteyk** · 07-09-2004, 12:13 AM

can i have my 3 minutes of my life you just wasted with that thread back?

**RON** · 07-09-2004, 12:21 AM

Originally Posted by whiteyk

can i have my 3 minutes of my life you just wasted with that thread back?

NO you can't. If you were stupid enought to read it all your out of luck.

**MMC78** · 07-09-2004, 12:24 AM

**bubbathegut** · 07-09-2004, 12:24 AM

they were the lawnmower nazis

**whiteyk** · 07-09-2004, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by RON

NO you can't. If you were stupid enought to read it all your out of luck.

****

**Mealticket** · 07-09-2004, 12:35 AM

hmmmmm

**Spoon** · 07-09-2004, 12:43 AM

thats messed up

**Quake** · 07-09-2004, 01:28 AM

it was a stakeout, or your gardens are an old mexican graveyard and they were paying their respects to their ancestors......compquosh means "you're next"

**Prime** · 07-09-2004, 07:37 AM

[QUOTE=butterface] I immediately start stashing my gear and trying to flush my weed and s**t. [QUOTE=butterface]
I hope you dont inhale

**Jack87** · 07-09-2004, 07:47 AM

It's clear you've never been to the city when the homeless guys start
washing your windshield with a dirty newspaper at a red light without
you asking him to and then after he's done ask for some $$$ from you...
Maybe it was a slow day and that's the scam they were running on you...

**mass junkie** · 07-09-2004, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by buff87

It's clear you've never been to the city when the homeless guys start
washing your windshield with a dirty newspaper at a red light without
you asking him to and then after he's done ask for some $$$ from you...
Maybe it was a slow day and that's the scam they were running on you...

I hate that ****.......luckily for me they cant reach my windshield

**Mart651** · 07-09-2004, 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

I hate that ****.......luckily for me they cant reach my windshield

Funny thing is neither can you.

**ripped4fsu** · 07-09-2004, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by Bouncer272001

it was a stakeout, or your gardens are an old mexican graveyard and they were paying their respects to their ancestors......compquosh means "you're next"

Yeah, that sounds about right...

**ripped4fsu** · 07-09-2004, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by Martha

Funny thing is neither can you.

****, you guys are in rare form today... must be Friday!

**OGPackin** · 07-09-2004, 07:55 AM

Its the lawnmower Mob. There at it again....

OG

**mass junkie** · 07-09-2004, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Martha

Funny thing is neither can you.

eat **** and die

**Mart651** · 07-09-2004, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

eat **** and die

Don't get so mad bro. i'll give you a boost next time I'm in town.

**Mighty Joe** · 07-09-2004, 08:00 AM

Send 'em to my house bro! My lawn is ready for it!

**butterface** · 07-09-2004, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by Martha

Funny thing is neither can you.

**bad_man** · 07-09-2004, 08:03 AM

In my town if your lawn gets too long, the town mows it and then sends you a bill.

**powerlifter** · 07-09-2004, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by bad_man

In my town if your lawn gets too long, the town mows it and then sends you a bill.

Huh ?

**bad_man** · 07-09-2004, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by powerlifter

Huh ?

What don't you understand? The grass gets above a certain length and the town workers come and cut it. Then they charge you for it.

**Steroids101** · 07-09-2004, 10:03 AM

Try laying off the canibus sir.

**slizzut** · 07-09-2004, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by butterface

....Then I start washing my car outside. Suddenly another mowing van with another mexican guy shows up who doesnt speak english and he hands me a business card and points at my lawn and says compost or comquash or some freaking word like that. I say WHAT!!!! and he says crawfish or crumply or some**** like 10 times over and over....

LMAO... crawfish or crumply!?! lmfao

**slamd097** · 07-09-2004, 10:46 AM

poor mass...no respect...I have never seen a carnival midget get any respect!! LOL

next time they mow your lawn...pass out some of your weed in payment..that would guarntee they would come back and do a kick ass job...or, you would get your flowers mowed over...

**Butch** · 07-09-2004, 02:54 PM

Hey dude you never looked at like this...you got your lawn mowed, edged and leafs cleaned for FREE!!!! They may have been known speaking or thinking Mexicans....but you still got a free lawnjob bro!

**butterface** · 07-09-2004, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by Butch

Hey dude you never looked at like this...you got your lawn mowed, edged and leafs cleaned for FREE!!!! They may have been known speaking or thinking Mexicans....but you still got a free lawnjob bro!

yeah i figued that out real quick. I almost ran out to stop them but then I decided to run out after they finished and act all pissed at them. It worked. They apologized and left haha