Gee whillikers, for straight guys, y'all sure do talk a lot about us gays.
Must be some sort of fascination, huh? Secret desires? Morbid fears?
Anyway, we're only what, 3 to 5% of the population, and from the looks of things, we're 50-90% of your conversation topics. And from the looks of things, you usually don't know a dingle of what you're talking about.
In spite of that, I suppose we should feel flattered . . .
-Tock