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    One step closer to gym pussy

    the hot 19 year old i keep asknig out at the gym called me out of the blue today to apologize for being rude. I didnt realize she had been rude to me but ok I played it up and since she doenst have a car i'm driving her to the gym today in my nice car and then she is gonna wanna have sex and game over. Its time to inagurate my new gym with some new gym pussy. I hate to S**t where I eat but I gotta do it bros shes hot

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    yes she will want to have sex, game over, bam. just stick in her butt first. they like that, trust me.

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    dude make sure you use the lub bro and best of luck, gym bitches are almost as hot as snowboarder chicks !!! hit it up bro and when yuor ****ing her say this is for AR do it! later

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterface
    I hate to S**t where I eat but I gotta do it bros shes hot


    You said it yourself..... you'll be sorry if she turns psycho. Find a thread I started about a situation like this a while back.... or ask Princess she remembers my gym slut thread lol


    <<LMO>>

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    Nailing a 19 year old....lmao....you couldn't nail a two dollar whore if you paid her $5....you're an idiot and you always will be one.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Nailing a 19 year old....lmao....you couldn't nail a two dollar whore if you paid her $5....you're an idiot and you always will be one.....
    Bah ha ha ha ha. Butch, you're on tonight, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Nailing a 19 year old....lmao....you couldn't nail a two dollar whore if you paid her $5....you're an idiot and you always will be one.....
    Butch is my hero....Rusty for life!

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    i guess no more match.com?

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    i nominate butterface as new post whore

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    **** her like the pig that she is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Nailing a 19 year old....lmao....you couldn't nail a two dollar whore if you paid her $5....you're an idiot and you always will be one.....

    That was good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Nailing a 19 year old....lmao....you couldn't nail a two dollar whore if you paid her $5....you're an idiot and you always will be one.....

    C'mon Butch......quit holding back!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Nailing a 19 year old....lmao....you couldn't nail a two dollar whore if you paid her $5....you're an idiot and you always will be one.....
    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!! LMFAO.

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    this **** is too funny

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    If guys are banned, how do they keep coming back and posting?

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    Why did you come back? and that would answer your question

    Quote Originally Posted by UrbanLegend
    If guys are banned, how do they keep coming back and posting?

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    give her a donkey punch, she will love it

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    This guy was such a lying sack of sh*t when he was here, it was ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterface
    the hot 19 year old i keep asknig out at the gym called me out of the blue today to apologize for being rude. I didnt realize she had been rude to me but ok I played it up and since she doenst have a car i'm driving her to the gym today in my nice car and then she is gonna wanna have sex and game over. Its time to inagurate my new gym with some new gym pussy. I hate to S**t where I eat but I gotta do it bros shes hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Nailing a 19 year old....lmao....you couldn't nail a two dollar whore if you paid her $5....you're an idiot and you always will be one.....

    yep....


    banned....hahahahaha....he came here flaming ppl....glad he's gone.....

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    second that Daddydbol

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    Quote Originally Posted by LM1332
    Why did you come back? and that would answer your question

    My question wasn't 'why' it was how.....I thought banning people kept them away. Butterface didn't even change his username and he posted this. Or did he post this before he was banned? I don't know.......all the trolls and post whores are making this confusing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotron
    just stick in her butt first. they like that, trust me.
    people always tell me that about athletic girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Nailing a 19 year old....lmao....you couldn't nail a two dollar whore if you paid her $5....you're an idiot and you always will be one.....

    LMAO. I was thinking that the ONLY reason she called him is because she doesnt have a car. Free ride to the gym from some sucker who thinks he is gonna get some. RIGHT. See saw your punk ass coming before she even saw you coming.

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    didnt maraxus get in a sticky situiion like this? i remember that one guy got followed around in his gym by ths one girl he bangedk, and then she followed him to his new gym and then he finally told her off ( id ont remember who it was) but dude just tap it man it will be worth it, but make sure shes not crazy like everyone else says or eles youll regret it later on. (she might just love yer body and teh cock)

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    Quote Originally Posted by worldknown
    didnt maraxus get in a sticky situiion like this? i remember that one guy got followed around in his gym by ths one girl he bangedk, and then she followed him to his new gym and then he finally told her off ( id ont remember who it was) but dude just tap it man it will be worth it, but make sure shes not crazy like everyone else says or eles youll regret it later on. (she might just love yer body and teh cock)


    It was me that had the problem with the crazy girl from the gym.... lol.....


    And if you don't know already this guy was full of $hit.


    <<LMO>>
    Last edited by LeanMeOut; 07-10-2004 at 06:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    give her a donkey punch, she will love it
    What the hell is a donkey punch...sounds funny as hell though..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flasher
    What the hell is a donkey punch...sounds funny as hell though..

    doin some DAGGY .. then right when your about to blow up some dirt load all over de asche .. you punch her right in the back of the head HARD.. she gets knocked out and tightens up sooo hard it nearly rips off the ol man, and you have the best O you ever had.

    (many women were seriously injured in the making of this post)



    hell of a way to make a livin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    doin some DAGGY .. then right when your about to blow up some dirt load all over de asche .. you punch her right in the back of the head HARD.. she gets knocked out and tightens up sooo hard it nearly rips off the ol man, and you have the best O you ever had.

    (many women were seriously injured in the making of this post)



    hell of a way to make a livin
    Trust me....Dally gives me Donkey Punches all the friggin time and they're awesome!!. Your woman will be forever gratefull to you.

    I also reward him for treating me so well with those Donkey punches by giving him a serious ass Blumpkin afterwards!......That is after I wake up after being knocked out.

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    i am a current member of team donkey punch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyKitty
    Trust me....Dally gives me Donkey Punches all the friggin time and they're awesome!!. Your woman will be forever gratefull to you.

    I also reward him for treating me so well with those Donkey punches by giving him a serious ass Blumpkin afterwards!......That is after I wake up after being knocked out.

    AHAHHAAhahahahh...a ahh.... ahahahahha..ah.ah.ahhhhha

    ohhh yeah baby!

    dont get me started with all that sexy talk!!

    and stop pm'ing me ALL THE TIME !! we did it abit and thats IT .... ITS OVER


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    AHAHHAAhahahahh...a ahh.... ahahahahha..ah.ah.ahhhhha

    ohhh yeah baby!

    dont get me started with all that sexy talk!!

    and stop pm'ing me ALL THE TIME !! we did it abit and thats IT .... ITS OVER

    Awww....common Dally. I know you don't mean that, what about all those Ass to Mouth sessions you promised me??? Did all the Donkey Punches, Blumpkins, Dirty Sanchez's and Cleaveland steamers mean nothing to you?

    Does this mean I have to find another AR member to stalk? Who's gonna tea bag me now when I'm feeling blue?

    No worries.....you'll be back

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    i guess dally is going to have to perform "the stranger" from now on for pleasure, since this relationship has broken up and he cant enjoy any more dirtay sanchez anymore
    Last edited by worldknown; 07-10-2004 at 09:56 PM.

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    He posted this before he got banned but people like others keep on reviving this thread hah

    Quote Originally Posted by UrbanLegend
    My question wasn't 'why' it was how.....I thought banning people kept them away. Butterface didn't even change his username and he posted this. Or did he post this before he was banned? I don't know.......all the trolls and post whores are making this confusing

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    ohh .. I see .. Im that easily replaceable .. you can just go out and get a babys arm anywhere can you?

    fine... but its not as rotten (like you like) as mine is.





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    and p.s .... were gettin married ... but only if I SAY SO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyKitty
    Awww....common Dally. I know you don't mean that, what about all those Ass to Mouth sessions you promised me??? Did all the Donkey Punches, Blumpkins, Dirty Sanchez's and Cleaveland steamers mean nothing to you?

    Does this mean I have to find another AR member to stalk? Who's gonna tea bag me now when I'm feeling blue?

    No worries.....you'll be back
    Yup, I'm totally lost now........

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