Alright check this bullsht out.
At MSU, there's an online message board that some of the classes use called angel. I had some computer science course a long time ago. Anyways, ppl figured out you can change your name in the msg board, so people started posting as Arnold Schwarzenegger, J. Jingleheimersmitz, and so forth. I changed my name to Gary Coleman just for fun.
So anyways, fast forward a year, haven't used angel since I had that CSE course, I just got done finishing a 6 week online social science course, did well on all the online quizzes, final exam, etc. So anyways, a couple weeks later, I decide to finally check my grade, and it reads 0.0, so i figure its probably just a recording error since it has happened to me once before in another big class. I email the teacher about the mistake, and he writes back to call him, so now i'm like this is odd.
So I call him up, and in a short summary of the conversation, it turns out that there actually exists a Gary Coleman who attends MSU as a lifelong student, and there have been about 10 ppl involved in the process that have determined I was cheating. So I gave a call to the college of social science secretary, who wasn't there, so i wrote her an email telling her about gary coleman is a fictious name i used, and is from a TV star child actor from Diff'rent Strokes, and even gave her his famous catch line. And just said it was nothing but a bizaare coincidence.
I'm gonna try and call her up again today, not nervous or anything, because i suspect that so far hopefully i can communicate and they will be understanding of the error, but seriously can you beleive this bullsht? I'm not nervous now, but i hope they don't be dicks about it and give me a hard time. Anyways, hopefully, this will be a good laugh at least for yall.
