View Poll Results: Should I maim my boss today?

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    Should I maim my boss today?

    My vote is yes!

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    No need to explain. All bosses suck.

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    sure why not,

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    Go for it.

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    Now want we all feel bad if we hear about thisn on the news. Not realy. Beat him down.

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    Make sure to get pics

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    he is jealous because he is a 40 something puny waste of carbon, and i am young and handsome.

    he frowns upon me bringing a cooler and having any sort of shake during the day, and today tells me i have to skip lunch to help do work that he put off until now.

    of all the days not to bring in a cooler...

    i want to rip his arm off and beat him with it.

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    Not only should you maim him today, but tomorrow and the day after, and the day after that etc.. Oh ya, shoot some co-works too!.

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    Bro, its a law. If you work over 8 hours you have to have a 30 minute lunch period.

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    So... do you happen to work for the USPS?

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    Eat your lunch anyway and see what he does, if he gets in your face then kick his ass.

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    yup...caould I borrow you when you done with your boss...

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    i work for an investment firm, and am salaried, therefore a bitch.

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    That sucks Bro I'm 100% comission and have been for 15 years, so I have and will tell my bosses/boss to shove it if they are jerks. Many friends of mine are salaried and they get raped with overtime and weekend crap all the time.

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    yep youre a bitch. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by daem
    i work for an investment firm, and am salaried, therefore a bitch.
    At least you'll become an Anabolic Member today! Congrats...bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    At least you'll become an Anabolic Member today! Congrats...bitch
    lol, i think i'm going to disneyworld to commemorate this once in a lifetime experience.

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    I'm in the military - every second person is my boss. Thats alot of people to maim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiejuicer
    I'm in the military - every second person is my boss. Thats alot of people to maim.
    You better get started, you got a lot of work ahead of you.

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    I know, there isn't many around today though. They're all wankers, suspecting me of taking drugs.

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    i wouldnt stand for not having lunch...KO this dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiejuicer
    I'm in the military - every second person is my boss. Thats alot of people to maim.
    Yeah, but they give you a machine-gun, you can maim a LOT of people in a short period of time with the cool toys the military gives ya.



    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    So... do you happen to work for the USPS?
    Nah if he did he'd be unionized to the teeth and there isn't a thing on this planet his boss could do to take away his lunch hour.

    Red

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    Live Better - Work Union!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Nah if he did he'd be unionized to the teeth and there isn't a thing on this planet his boss could do to take away his lunch hour.

    Red
    Touche'....however... i meant his yearning to commit 'violence in the workplace'.....

    "Going Postal"...ring a bell?

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    I only have 10 days to go till i discharge so i'm trying to be patient. It's so hard not to go AWOL.

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    I only have 10 days to go till i discharge so i'm trying to be patient. It's so hard not to go AWOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daem
    My vote is yes!
    should have done it yesterday

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    okay... what does maim mean, im not joking lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiejuicer
    I'm in the military - every second person is my boss. Thats alot of people to maim.
    Ditto

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    Quote Originally Posted by worldknown
    okay... what does maim mean, im not joking lol

    To hurt or to kill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juice a go-go

    To hurt or to kill
    thanks man, i learn a lot of new **** here, and then the parents go ahead and say i spend too much on the computer playing games (i dont see any games). haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by worldknown
    thanks man, i learn a lot of new **** here, and then the parents go ahead and say i spend too much on the computer playing games (i dont see any games). haha
    my olds are the same mate, always wanting to know what i'm doing on the net all the time. They get ****ty cos i tie up the phone line and no one can call our house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiejuicer
    my olds are the same mate, always wanting to know what i'm doing on the net all the time. They get ****ty cos i tie up the phone line and no one can call our house.
    Thats because you are always downloading PORN

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    hey mant hers nothing wrong with a little pron haha

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    Or a lot, no big deal. If you get broadband or highspeed (samething?) You can get porn like 500 times faster.

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