Got Sick - Yacked and *hat at the same time!

**Dally** · 07-14-2004, 08:38 PM

I fricken went out last night, ate some mussels....4 or 5 hours later I was sittin on the bowl,pissing out of my a-hole an yackin in a bucket at the same friggen time....Puke came out so violently hard I honestly thought I was gonna die. The absolutely most painfull experience that I've ever had with yacking.....and let me tell ya, I've had many.

Anybody else yack and *hit at the same time???

Just wonderin.....

:spudnikhu:

**Soldier of Misfortune** · 07-14-2004, 08:45 PM

I did one time. I dont remember what it was from. Maybe something I ate or just a virus but it was probably the worst moment of my life. I didnt have a bucket even, I just hadda do the pants at your ankles shuffle. Kyles dad did that on south park one time in a trash can.

**UrbanLegend** · 07-14-2004, 08:47 PM

Nope, never had it that bad.

Jeez, stomach pain is the worst, it has to be the one of the most uncomfortable feelings that we can feel as humans. I once drank almost an entire gallon of milk for $20 my freshman year of college and I was wishing for death for the next two hours as I prayed to the porcelain gods......

**SwoleCat** · 07-14-2004, 08:48 PM

Yup........when I had salmonella poisoning from spoiled/raw chicken from a take-out location. (Chicken sandwich)

The worst illness ever, hospitalized and all!

~SC~

**anaBROLIC** · 07-14-2004, 08:49 PM

never happend but i hope one day if it does, it happends in the middle of a big formal dinner...

**Dally** · 07-14-2004, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Yup........when I had salmonella poisoning from spoiled/raw chicken from a take-out location. (Chicken sandwich)

The worst illness ever, hospitalized and all!

~SC~

Must have been that KFC diet you were on bro!!!

AHAHAHAHA

**Spoon** · 07-14-2004, 09:00 PM

happened to my ex. she ate dumplings with rotten shrimp. she was writhing in the toilet with a trashcan and puking at the same time. she said the pain was so bad that she's rather experience childbirth over this. it was a bad case of food poisoning.

**flexin-rph** · 07-14-2004, 09:04 PM

I got salmonella from an undercooked chicken breast a few years ago. Puked so
violently that it came out my nose! I missed 3 days of work b/c of it. All I could
keep down was All Sport drinks & they went straight through. That is probably the
most horrible/painful experience I ever had.

**Carlos_E** · 07-14-2004, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

I fricken went out last night, ate some mussels....4 or 5 hours later I was sittin on the bowl,pissing out of my a-hole an yackin in a bucket at the same friggen time....Puke came out so violently hard I honestly thought I was gonna die. The absolutely most painfull experience that I've ever had with yacking.....and let me tell ya, I've had many.

Anybody else yack and *hit at the same time???

Just wonderin.....

:spudnikhu:

Nice avatar.

**Dally** · 07-14-2004, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Nice avatar.

In homage to you bro....great minds think alike!

**worldknown** · 07-14-2004, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Nice avatar.

**** that guy in dallys avatar is jacked! jkk

**SwoleCat** · 07-14-2004, 10:32 PM

KFC.........we do fake bodybuilder imposters right!

~SC~

**Soldier of Misfortune** · 07-14-2004, 11:20 PM

Note to self: Remember to cook all chicken extra thorough from now on.

**VIXI** · 07-15-2004, 01:23 AM

steak and eggs from Harry's diner in New Orleans...puked straight for 8 hours and think I almost lost the lining of my stomach...popped blood vessels in my eyes, pulled muscles in my back...and grossed out everyone in the emergency room with the awful sound of dry heaving...at least it got to me the back treatment room quick...absolute worst pain I've ever experienced...I think I was crying while I was begging them to knock me out...nothing like being projectile from both ends...however attractive that may sound....