How big are your testicles?

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07-16-2004, 01:40 PM
Nathan

How big are your testicles?

I'm just trying to get an overall handle on normal testicular size in adult male humans. I'm not as interested in what's going on in terms of testicular mass in females, but if any women on the board have nuts, I wouldn't be against hearing how big they are. Mine are probably on average the size of a walnut (still in the shell), or maybe a really big olive (some olives are like 1.5"-2" long I'm pretty sure so eat me). As far as I know, there will be no prize awarded for the largest testes, but if you ask me, and I really don't think that you should, I think the owner of the largest testicles is a pretty special person for a lot of important reasons, most noteably the tea-bagging potential you carry.
07-16-2004, 01:43 PM
Spyder

Nathan you crack me up bro......
07-16-2004, 01:43 PM
Money Boss Hustla

Hey Nate...wanna come over and measure mine? :lol:
07-16-2004, 01:47 PM
daem

mine are walnut sized, but more oval than spherical.

comparable balls?
07-16-2004, 01:49 PM
Juggernaut

Hang on...I'll have to check with the wife.......ever since our wedding she keeps them. Wedding is just another term for castration.
07-16-2004, 01:49 PM
Master Pain

Sorry dude, I had to take those down. I thought they were funny, personally, but it's not my sense of humor I'm supposed to be enforcing. :)
07-16-2004, 01:51 PM
cpt steele

Mine are huge since I used hcg they are like the size ofgolf balls, it sucks I actually sitt on my nuts 2 -3 times a day. When I am really bang'n a chic they make a loud smacking sound on her ass:banana:
07-16-2004, 01:52 PM
Juggernaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Pain

about like this:

How many times do we have to go over this....for god's sake you inject your gear into your thighs or butt and a few other locations not the "fellas". hahahaha
07-16-2004, 01:52 PM
Beernutz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Hang on...I'll have to check with the wife.......ever since our wedding she keeps them. Wedding is just another term for castration.

lolololololol...once again i cant breathe......lololololhahahahahaa
07-16-2004, 01:53 PM
Juggernaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpt steele

Mine are huge since I used hcg they are like the size ofgolf balls, it sucks I actually sitt on my nuts 2 -3 times a day. When I am really bang'n a chic they make a loud smacking sound on HIS ass:banana:

Did I read that right? hahahaha
07-16-2004, 01:56 PM
Maraxus

Right now theyre super tiny.:( but when im off gear, they usually get caught between my legs when I walk, and it hurts like a son of a bitch.
07-16-2004, 01:59 PM
iNvid

You crack me up ;o
07-16-2004, 02:03 PM
einstein1905

There's always a few people that ruin the curve for everyone else
http://www.penisowner.com/poc/articles/biguns.html
07-16-2004, 02:04 PM
cpt steele

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Did I read that right? hahahaha

Juggy sorry for the bruising on your ass:lol:
07-16-2004, 02:06 PM
Juggernaut

Is there such a thing as elephantitus of the penis? If so I'd like to catch it. Just once I'd like to see a surprised look on a woman's face when I get undressed as opposed to the laughter.
07-16-2004, 02:06 PM
Money Boss Hustla

I prefer the scrotal injections.

http://www.chaseunion.com/documents/scrotal/tips0.htm
07-16-2004, 02:07 PM
mass junkie

mine are small enough to fit in Einsteins mouth without touching the sides
07-16-2004, 02:08 PM
Juggernaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpt steele

Juggy sorry for the bruising on your ass:lol:

Don't try to sweet talk me now.
07-16-2004, 02:10 PM
dirtdawg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

I prefer the scrotal injections.

http://www.chaseunion.com/documents/scrotal/tips0.htm

is that you mbh, i knew you were white :lol:
07-16-2004, 02:10 PM
cpt steele

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Don't try to sweet talk me now.

I know you like it rough big boy.....

Mass' nuts are so small when einy has a mouthful it looks like a whale suck'n on some raisons:wg:
07-16-2004, 02:12 PM
cpt steele

Quote:

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

I prefer the scrotal injections.

http://www.chaseunion.com/documents/scrotal/tips0.htm

Why would you want to inflate your scroat??:yellowcon
07-16-2004, 02:12 PM
mass junkie

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpt steele

I know you like it rough big boy.....

Mass' nuts are so small when einy has a mouthful it looks like a whale suck'n on some raisons:wg:

that has got to be the stupidest flame I ever heard attempted :ban:
07-16-2004, 02:12 PM
Money Boss Hustla

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpt steele

Why would you want to inflate your scroat??:yellowcon

I dunno but your Dad seems to like it.:D
07-16-2004, 02:17 PM
Juggernaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpt steele

Why would you want to inflate your scroat??:yellowcon

In case there's an emergency water landing....your sack can be used as a flotation device.........inflate your sack either by blowing through the hose or pulling on the yellow tab. Remeber....inflate your sack before inflating others.

I'm pretty sure they tell you this everytime you board a plane......or maybe due to all the crown and diet cokes I'm hearing something different.
07-16-2004, 02:18 PM
cpt steele

Quote:

Originally Posted by mass junkie

that has got to be the stupidest flame I ever heard attempted :ban:

:flame: :lol:
07-16-2004, 02:24 PM
jbigdog69

Your killing me Bro.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpt steele

Mine are huge since I used hcg they are like the size ofgolf balls, it sucks I actually sitt on my nuts 2 -3 times a day. When I am really bang'n a chic they make a loud smacking sound on her ass:banana:

:elephant: :banana: :lol:
07-16-2004, 02:27 PM
jbigdog69

Wtf??????

Quote:

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

I prefer the scrotal injections.

http://www.chaseunion.com/documents/scrotal/tips0.htm

Why would someone do this???
07-16-2004, 02:37 PM
einstein1905

Quote:

Originally Posted by mass junkie

mine are small enough to fit in Einsteins mouth without touching the sides

In all fairness, I have an enormous mouth and am missing teeth.
It wasn't your playing the modesty card that won me over ;)
07-16-2004, 02:50 PM
FCECC2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

I prefer the scrotal injections.

http://www.chaseunion.com/documents/scrotal/tips0.htm

dammmmnn this is soooooooo gay. i cant believe i read some of that stuff !!! how the fuk did you find that kind of shhits????? :eek:
07-16-2004, 03:06 PM
Money Boss Hustla

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRLS63

dammmmnn this is soooooooo gay. i cant believe i read some of that stuff !!! how the fuk did you find that kind of shhits????? :eek:

Haha...I kid you not...Red Ketchup first made a post on AR about saline injections into the scrotum. Weird sites. I was LMAO.

As for the site I attached...I just did a search on google and found that site.
07-16-2004, 03:30 PM
bubbathegut

my left one is smaller than my right one
07-16-2004, 04:46 PM
Dally

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbathegut

my left one is smaller than my right one

my right one is smaller than my left.
:unsure:

just for the record, my nuts are friggen huge .. I can use them as a backup wang after I have spent the ol man.
07-16-2004, 04:54 PM
Red Ketchup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

Haha...I kid you not...Red Ketchup first made a post on AR about saline injections into the scrotum. Weird sites. I was LMAO.

Ack you had to remind me!!!!

Now I'll have nightmares again!

Those guys are freakin insane... they'd squeeze an entire saline IV bag into their scrotum... :eek: how fücked can one be!?

Red
07-16-2004, 05:45 PM
Money Boss Hustla

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Ack you had to remind me!!!!

Now I'll have nightmares again!

Those guys are freakin insane... they'd squeeze an entire saline IV bag into their scrotum... :eek: how fücked can one be!?

Red

Where did you ever run across this technique!? I hope it is not a family Christmas event. :D
07-16-2004, 05:52 PM
cpt steele

Quote:

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

Where did you ever run across this technique!? I hope it is not a family Christmas event. :D

You canoocs come up with some funk ass shyt
07-16-2004, 06:14 PM
decadbal

steele you know my nuts are bigger yours bc army rangers have way bigger balls than marines..lol
07-16-2004, 06:16 PM
nickrizz

i didnt read any posts in this topic, i honestly think we are running out of things to talk about, what is next, whose dog has the biggest weiner?
07-16-2004, 06:17 PM
cpt steele

So long as you realize having them in each others mouths dont count... while you guys are busy getting the px set up I have already killed everyone just to make it safe for you ball suckers :) ....lol
07-16-2004, 06:26 PM
Red Ketchup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

Where did you ever run across this technique!? I hope it is not a family Christmas event. :D

I don't remember exactly, it is a while back (and better forgotten!), but I believe I was doing a google search on something that definetly had NOTHING to do with scrotums or saline :D

Red
07-16-2004, 06:27 PM
cpt steele

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

I don't remember exactly, it is a while back (and better forgotten!), but I believe I was doing a google search on something that definetly had NOTHING to do with scrotums or saline :D

Red

You say that now:wg:

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