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    How big are your testicles?

    I'm just trying to get an overall handle on normal testicular size in adult male humans. I'm not as interested in what's going on in terms of testicular mass in females, but if any women on the board have nuts, I wouldn't be against hearing how big they are. Mine are probably on average the size of a walnut (still in the shell), or maybe a really big olive (some olives are like 1.5"-2" long I'm pretty sure so eat me). As far as I know, there will be no prize awarded for the largest testes, but if you ask me, and I really don't think that you should, I think the owner of the largest testicles is a pretty special person for a lot of important reasons, most noteably the tea-bagging potential you carry.

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    Nathan you crack me up bro......

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    Hey Nate...wanna come over and measure mine?

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    mine are walnut sized, but more oval than spherical.

    comparable balls?

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    Hang on...I'll have to check with the wife.......ever since our wedding she keeps them. Wedding is just another term for castration.

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    Sorry dude, I had to take those down. I thought they were funny, personally, but it's not my sense of humor I'm supposed to be enforcing.
    Last edited by Nathan; 07-16-2004 at 02:55 PM.

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    Mine are huge since I used hcg they are like the size ofgolf balls, it sucks I actually sitt on my nuts 2 -3 times a day. When I am really bang'n a chic they make a loud smacking sound on her ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Pain
    about like this:
    How many times do we have to go over this....for god's sake you inject your gear into your thighs or butt and a few other locations not the "fellas". hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    Hang on...I'll have to check with the wife.......ever since our wedding she keeps them. Wedding is just another term for castration.
    lolololololol...once again i cant breathe......lololololhahahahahaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    Mine are huge since I used hcg they are like the size ofgolf balls, it sucks I actually sitt on my nuts 2 -3 times a day. When I am really bang'n a chic they make a loud smacking sound on HIS ass
    Did I read that right? hahahaha

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    Right now theyre super tiny. but when im off gear, they usually get caught between my legs when I walk, and it hurts like a son of a bitch.

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    You crack me up ;o

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    There's always a few people that ruin the curve for everyone else
    http://www.penisowner.com/poc/articles/biguns.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    Did I read that right? hahahaha
    Juggy sorry for the bruising on your ass

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    Is there such a thing as elephantitus of the penis? If so I'd like to catch it. Just once I'd like to see a surprised look on a woman's face when I get undressed as opposed to the laughter.

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    mine are small enough to fit in Einsteins mouth without touching the sides

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    Juggy sorry for the bruising on your ass
    Don't try to sweet talk me now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    is that you mbh, i knew you were white

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    Don't try to sweet talk me now.
    I know you like it rough big boy.....

    Mass' nuts are so small when einy has a mouthful it looks like a whale suck'n on some raisons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Why would you want to inflate your scroat??

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    I know you like it rough big boy.....

    Mass' nuts are so small when einy has a mouthful it looks like a whale suck'n on some raisons
    that has got to be the stupidest flame I ever heard attempted

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    Why would you want to inflate your scroat??
    I dunno but your Dad seems to like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    Why would you want to inflate your scroat??
    In case there's an emergency water landing....your sack can be used as a flotation device.........inflate your sack either by blowing through the hose or pulling on the yellow tab. Remeber....inflate your sack before inflating others.

    I'm pretty sure they tell you this everytime you board a plane......or maybe due to all the crown and diet cokes I'm hearing something different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    that has got to be the stupidest flame I ever heard attempted

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    Your killing me Bro.....

    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    Mine are huge since I used hcg they are like the size ofgolf balls, it sucks I actually sitt on my nuts 2 -3 times a day. When I am really bang'n a chic they make a loud smacking sound on her ass

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    Wtf??????

    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Why would someone do this???

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    mine are small enough to fit in Einsteins mouth without touching the sides
    In all fairness, I have an enormous mouth and am missing teeth.
    It wasn't your playing the modesty card that won me over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

    dammmmnn this is soooooooo gay. i cant believe i read some of that stuff !!! how the fuk did you find that kind of shhits?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRLS63
    dammmmnn this is soooooooo gay. i cant believe i read some of that stuff !!! how the fuk did you find that kind of shhits?????
    Haha...I kid you not...Red Ketchup first made a post on AR about saline injections into the scrotum. Weird sites. I was LMAO.

    As for the site I attached...I just did a search on google and found that site.

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    my left one is smaller than my right one

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubbathegut
    my left one is smaller than my right one

    my right one is smaller than my left.


    just for the record, my nuts are friggen huge .. I can use them as a backup wang after I have spent the ol man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Haha...I kid you not...Red Ketchup first made a post on AR about saline injections into the scrotum. Weird sites. I was LMAO.
    Ack you had to remind me!!!!

    Now I'll have nightmares again!

    Those guys are freakin insane... they'd squeeze an entire saline IV bag into their scrotum... how fücked can one be!?

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Ack you had to remind me!!!!

    Now I'll have nightmares again!

    Those guys are freakin insane... they'd squeeze an entire saline IV bag into their scrotum... how fücked can one be!?

    Red
    Where did you ever run across this technique!? I hope it is not a family Christmas event.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Where did you ever run across this technique!? I hope it is not a family Christmas event.
    You canoocs come up with some funk ass shyt

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    steele you know my nuts are bigger yours bc army rangers have way bigger balls than marines..lol

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    i didnt read any posts in this topic, i honestly think we are running out of things to talk about, what is next, whose dog has the biggest weiner?

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    So long as you realize having them in each others mouths dont count... while you guys are busy getting the px set up I have already killed everyone just to make it safe for you ball suckers ....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Where did you ever run across this technique!? I hope it is not a family Christmas event.
    I don't remember exactly, it is a while back (and better forgotten!), but I believe I was doing a google search on something that definetly had NOTHING to do with scrotums or saline

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    I don't remember exactly, it is a while back (and better forgotten!), but I believe I was doing a google search on something that definetly had NOTHING to do with scrotums or saline

    Red
    You say that now

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