funny joke

[AK103]

An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice." The Brit obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Britain we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the American and the Brit. He says "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice

[cpt steele]

buh bye

[UrbanLegend]

You forgot the part where the marines bust in and rape the Iraqi like a hooker walking through Central Park late at night


U.S Marine-------> <--------Iraqi

[slizzut]

Terrible joke.

[Blown_SC]

Riiiiiiggttt

[iNvid]

Kill yourself. You're horrible at jokes.

[cpt steele]

You forgot the part where the marines bust in and rape the Iraqi like a hooker walking through Central Park late at night


U.S Marine-------> <--------Iraqi

They diont call us devil dogs for nothing

[decadbal]

devil dogs my ass.... steele is the ony marine ive met i like..lol rangers lead the way son.... decent joke, with all the jokes we make, we can stand to lol at ourselves, bc we know that wont ever happen...

[cpt steele]

devil dogs my ass.... steele is the ony marine ive met i like..lol rangers lead the way son.... decent joke, with all the jokes we make, we can stand to lol at ourselves, bc we know that wont ever happen...

Thanks I guess first to fight

[decadbal]

Thanks I guess first to fight

ranger baby, first to go, last to know.....

[cpt steele]

I hear the pitter patter of little feat... oh its the rangers in a full retreat, I think the statement was first to go to the rear

[bubbathegut]

I hear the pitter patter of little feat... oh its the rangers in a full retreat, I like it in the rear

i like that joke

[cpt steele]

i like that joke

bytch...I mean hoss please

[bubbathegut]

hahaha, ok truce...