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    I need a baby's momma

    I am not even close to wanting to be in a relationship, but I am 30 and have no kids, so when I go my legacy is gone with me. However heres the catch22.
    I mess with younger females like 18-22 that aren't fit to be mothers IMO, and the type of girl that would want to have a kid and be a responsible mother would probaly want a relationship. So whats a player to do??????
    Any ladies have any advice on how to have your cake and eat it too?

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    dude how many percocets u take tonight? lol

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    When it comes to kids, "Just say no".

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatmark
    dude how many percocets u take tonight? lol
    None, I woke up in no pain. I am just bored, but dead serious, this question has been plagueing me lately. I need a mini-Lozgod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    None, I woke up in no pain. I am just bored, but dead serious, this question has been plagueing me lately. I need a mini-Lozgod.
    But no Mrs Lozgod.

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    i was just kiddin bro, just got back from the bars.. im a bit tipsy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatmark
    i was just kiddin bro, just got back from the bars.. im a bit tipsy...
    No you weren't you were dead serious, you got a ****ing problem..... j/k j/k

    I knew you were kidding bro. Now tell me how to knock up a goodie goodie without a commitment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Now tell me how to knock up a goodie goodie without a commitment.
    If you want it to be yours, the only way I know is to rent a surrogate mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SV-1
    If you want it to be yours, the only way I know is to rent a surrogate mother.
    Well I would want them to take it on the weekends so it wouldn't cramp my lifestyle. I think that a surrogate mother wouldn't do that, plus it has to be of my sperm, and I want to have sex with her, and she has to be hot so my kid isn't ugly.
    Last edited by Lozgod; 07-17-2004 at 12:58 AM. Reason: forgot a word

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    doesn't happen....only way you end up without the possible female commitment problem is if you knock up a lesbian who will let you have something to do with his life or you buy one of the black market...at least that way you can pick out a boy....but then it won't be your direct descendant of course...I just don't see it Loz...sorry sweetie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Well I would want them to take it on the weekends so it wouldn't cramp my lifestyle. I think that a surrogate mother wouldn't do that, plus it has to be of my sperm, and I want to have sex with her, and she has to be hot so my kid isn't ugly.
    You're gonna make a good dad.

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    why don't you just make up a pretend kid?...everybody's doin it

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    only way you end up without the possible female commitment problem is if you knock up a lesbian ...
    I stay away from lesbians, last one burnt me. No lie true story. Plus you are right, it has to be a direct descendant. I don't have a problem meeting these types of girls, I just have a problem caring about them after I get what I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    why don't you just make up a pretend kid?...everybody's doin it
    Nah I need a real one.

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    do you have a hot chick you're just friends with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    do you have a hot chick you're just friends with?
    Yeah I have a few and I sleep with all of them, but they would make crappy mothers.

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    you're sh it out of luck sweetie...I know you don't want to have the girl commitment...but ya know the child is going to be a big commitment too right?...i say buy a dog and give him your last name...that's as good as it's gonna get

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    you're sh it out of luck sweetie...I know you don't want to have the girl commitment...but ya know the child is going to be a big commitment too right?...i say buy a dog and give him your last name...that's as good as it's gonna get
    Maybe I'll just commit and keep a few young girls on the side. Do it Tony Soprano style.

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    from reading your posts and judging from your intelligence I would strongly suggest to do society a favor and do not ever reproduce,
























































    j/k buddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by abstrack
    from reading your posts and judging from your intelligence I would strongly suggest to do society a favor and do not ever reproduce,

    j/k buddy!
    Yeah but the world needs guys like me for the wives of guys like you. j/k j/k

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Yeah but the world needs guys like me for the wives of guys like you. j/k j/k
    Bahaah that is so true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Yeah but the world needs guys like me for the wives of guys like you. j/k j/k

    If i was married you could have the bitch. take the kids too if you dont mind

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    I can see you don't have baby fever like Loz...LMAO...Loz's biological clock is ticking...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    I can see you don't have baby fever like Loz...LMAO...Loz's biological clock is ticking...lol
    Yeah, I must be ovulating.

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    Sorry to burst your bubble bro...but 99.999999% of the Good Girls are taken.

    The other .00000001% are in the Arctic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    I can see you don't have baby fever like Loz...LMAO...Loz's biological clock is ticking...lol
    no but i have some latina fever and some chica fever all the time.,lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by abstrack
    no but i have some latina fever and some chica fever all the time.,lol
    Latina fever is a tough one. Take 2 Puerto Ricans and a Cuban and call your doctor Monday morning.

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    get ya 2 bananas and go to town on them



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    Quote Originally Posted by bubbathegut
    get ya 2 bananas and go to town on them


    Very good info as usual bubba.

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    i didn't get it?...what are we doing with the bananas?

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    the downside is child support for 18 years, and if you have a girl, you are going to keep on trying for the lozgod boy, who knows she might have all girl triplets, ouch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubbathegut
    the downside is child support for 18 years, and if you have a girl, you are going to keep on trying for the lozgod boy, who knows she might have all girl triplets, ouch...
    Yeah almost every female I deal with tries to jinx me and sais she hopes I have a daughter one day and she meets a guy like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIXI
    i didn't get it?...what are we doing with the bananas?
    Bubba is whoring again.

    Banana style....... a-fu*king-gin.


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    i am a fu king? what. i dont know kung fu

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubbathegut
    i am a fu king? what. i dont know kung fu
    Your custom name should be bananathegut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Your custom name should be bananathegut.
    Or simply "Whore".

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    Quote Originally Posted by SV-1
    Or simply "Whore".
    bananathewhore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Your custom name should be bananathegut.


    hahahaha, i love it, that would be awesome....

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    You can have my Babies momma momma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    bananathewhore
    I like it!

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