Rambo's Douching Tips

1. Put a few drops of liquid soap in the douche bag and fill with luke warm water.

2. Insert the tip of the douche just a few inches into the vagina and gently squeeze the bag.

3. Repeat the process with clear water.

4. Clean and dry your douche kit.

5. ALWAYS use an unscented, dye-free, antibacterial soap, such as Dial. If you cannot find a soap that has no dye or scents, please find one with the least irritants possible.

6. Call Mass Junkie.

Lmfao!!!!

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Originally Posted by rambo

6. Call Mass Junkie.

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Addendum:
7. Send used douche to Mass

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dang rambo........ that just ain't right........

funny......... but bad.....

rambo, you scare me :(

:roflol:

But why would the girl want to call Mass back? He's the one causing this procedure in the first place....just seems wrong :D

Lmaooo

Thanks for sharing............

sorry yall im uncircumcised... the ability to build up smegma is just a bonus!!!

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Originally Posted by mass junkie

sorry yall im uncircumcised... the ability to build up smegma is just a bonus!!!

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:lol: Next time I'll kick your sisters head a lil harder...

this is the dumbest F***ing thing I have ever heard!!! women should never douche.

whoever posted this is a bonehead

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Originally Posted by birddog

this is the dumbest F***ing thing I have ever heard!!! women should never douche.

whoever posted this is a bonehead

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:?:

~SC~

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Originally Posted by SwoleCat

:?:

~SC~

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Ditto


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Originally Posted by birddog

this is the dumbest F***ing thing I have ever heard!!! women should never douche.

whoever posted this is a bonehead

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LMAO :lol:

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Originally Posted by birddog

this is the dumbest F***ing thing I have ever heard!!! women should never douche.

whoever posted this is a bonehead

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Yeah, I call for a :ban:.


Just amazing... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by mass junkie

sorry yall im uncircumcised... the ability to build up smegma is just a bonus!!!

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:eek:

Dude I was eating chees for f*cks sake when I read this.

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Originally Posted by MMC78

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Dude I was eating chees for f*cks sake when I read this.

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Brie or cheddar? :lol:

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Originally Posted by rambo

Yeah, I call for a :ban:.


Just amazing... :rolleyes:

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aww come on ramby! You have to look past this guy because he doesnt understand you like we do. He'll catch on some day. Just tell him to hold your belt loop for awhile.

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Originally Posted by birddog

this is the dumbest F***ing thing I have ever heard!!! women should never douche.

whoever posted this is a bonehead

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Screw sending it to Mass... Send it to this dude... PRIORITY with signature waived.

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Originally Posted by MrDezel

Screw sending it to Mass... Send it to this dude... PRIORITY with signature waived.

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:lol: Good idea...

I LOVE YOU RAMBO!! (yes in that way :wg: )

guess some just like the taste of urine and sweat mixed together in a goulash of dirty taint

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Originally Posted by mass junkie

guess some just like the taste of urine and sweat mixed together in a goulash of dirty taint

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Asshole... :eek:
I WAS trying to eat... :?:
Fvck that makes me shiver... :lol:

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Originally Posted by birddog

this is the dumbest F***ing thing I have ever heard!!! women should never douche.

whoever posted this is a bonehead

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whhooaaa do you eat pussies with some raisins and wine???? :eek:

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Originally Posted by mass junkie

guess some just like the taste of urine and sweat mixed together in a goulash of dirty taint

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its like the smeel of boilling piss with shiit in it... must be interresting :lol:

pussies in the morning after waking up = grill cheese sandwhiches

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Originally Posted by mass junkie

guess some just like the taste of urine and sweat mixed together in a goulash of dirty taint

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YUK!! :?:

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Originally Posted by Bruce willis

pussies in the morning after waking up = grill cheese sandwhiches

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BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

All the neighbors heard that laugh!!

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I started laffing as I read the title to this in the lounge. :lol:

There's a Mansford Man song about this isn't there?

Rambo, do you need a steady hand for this? Even at my age I've yet to try this....generally i let the ladies handle this on there own. hahaha

What kind of douche-bag do you prefer? "nathan's extra special" ?

if they are drunk or just open to suggestion, i would try the gardne hose and the lawn tech.. lay her down spread eagle and swish..... its the pressure that lets you know its gettin clean..