All girlfriends are fake.

ttuPrincess · 07-19-2004, 12:22 AM

hey atleast he stays out of my panties.. lol j/k

**Blown_SC** · 07-19-2004, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

hey atleast he stays out of my panties.. lol j/k

Hmm... I don't think the test that CS takes would allow that..

(I don't mean that he wears them either, so no comments from Ron are needed

)...

**ColdSore** · 07-19-2004, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by Blown_SC

Hmm... I don't think the test that CS takes would allow that..

(I don't mean that he wears them either, so no comments from Ron are needed

)...

i dont have time for panties...they just get in my way

**LeanMeOut** · 07-19-2004, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by Blown_SC

A style of heeled shoe adorned by women all over...

And yes, this makes me gay

You said it not me

<<LMO>>

**Blown_SC** · 07-19-2004, 06:07 AM

Originally Posted by LeanMeOut

You said it not me

<<LMO>>

Yup, ah well, now I can join your club: 'Chic Homogays International'...

kc · 07-19-2004, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by Blown_SC

A style of heeled shoe adorned by women all over...

And yes, this makes me gay

LMAO!!!

I managed to read this entire thread without laughin out loud...until that!

so I'm weak

**Mart651** · 07-19-2004, 08:06 AM

I am realy a chick. Ron come here and inspect this.

**Mart651** · 07-19-2004, 08:13 AM

BTW I will let you know about a couple of our female members in October. Ladies please forgive me for the fill up but I am doing some research for the board.

**Blown_SC** · 07-19-2004, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by kc

LMAO!!!

I managed to read this entire thread without laughin out loud...until that!

so I'm weak

Glad to see I wasn't laughing alone

**w_rballs** · 07-19-2004, 08:15 AM

yeah well my imaginary internet girlfriend can beat up your fake girlfriend!!

ttuPrincess · 07-19-2004, 08:15 AM

blown dont worry.. I laughed as I read it out loud to CS.. and then as I had to go to the closet to show him what a pump is.. lol

**Blown_SC** · 07-19-2004, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

blown dont worry.. I laughed as I read it out loud to CS.. and then as I had to go to the closet to show him what a pump is.. lol

Glad to hear... ah well... I never had any siblings, so I learned all the feminine terms from my Mom... now if I could only forget them...

**Mart651** · 07-19-2004, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

blown dont worry.. I laughed as I read it out loud to CS.. and then as I had to go to the closet to show him what a pump is.. lol

How did that go CS. Closet and pumps are a little to freaky for me but if you like that kind oif stuff go ahead.

Can you guys see it. CS walking into the closet saying what the hell were you talking about?

**Blown_SC** · 07-19-2004, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by Martha

How did that go CS. Closet and pumps are a little to freaky for me but if you like that kind oif stuff go ahead.

Can you guys see it. CS walking into the closet saying what the hell were you talking about?

Yes, that is actually pretty funny...
So I'm assuming he came out of the closet with full knowledge of ladies footwear? How...thuper...duper...

**Lozgod** · 07-19-2004, 08:24 AM

Heres mine, shes a singer.

ttuPrincess · 07-19-2004, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Heres mine, shes a singer.

quit lying.. we all know YOU dont have a girlfriend

**Lozgod** · 07-19-2004, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

quit lying.. we all know YOU dont have a girlfriend

OK we are just ****ing. Even better.

ttuPrincess · 07-19-2004, 08:33 AM

ok much better

Originally Posted by Lozgod

OK we are just ****ing. Even better.

**Commando_Barbi** · 07-19-2004, 08:45 AM

Eh hem.....wtf am I

Originally Posted by Decadbal

hey bro i agree, i havnt seen one pic of any chick on here so who knows they are all queer..lol but hey atleast some one likes you..llol

**Mart651** · 07-19-2004, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

Eh hem.....wtf am I

Will you be my fake internet girlfriend. I am feeling left out.

ttuPrincess · 07-19-2004, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by Martha

Will you be my fake internet girlfriend. I am feeling left out.

NOpe sorry mart your to late.. she asked me to be hers in another thread a few days ago..

**Mart651** · 07-19-2004, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

NOpe sorry mart your to late.. she asked me to be hers in another thread a few days ago..

Wll piss on yall. I will just go make one up on my own.

Here, how about her?

Yeap. I love her.

ttuPrincess · 07-19-2004, 09:05 AM

beautiful mart .. so beautiful!!

**Phillyboy1** · 07-19-2004, 09:06 AM

this has got to be one of the best threads ive read in a while. you guys are killing me here. oh yeah im a girl lol

**Mart651** · 07-19-2004, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

this has got to be one of the best threads ive read in a while. you guys are killing me here. oh yeah im a girl lol

Will you be my fake internet girlfriend?

Princess you shut up. I asked first.

**Blown_SC** · 07-19-2004, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

this has got to be one of the best threads ive read in a while. you guys are killing me here. oh yeah im a girl lol

I knew it all along... I mean come on... a VW?

JP bro...

EDIT: That girl ever call you back?

***Narkissos*** · 07-19-2004, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by Beernutz

Ouch my brain hurts after writting that...

Must hurt badly cus 'writing' only one 't' in it.

**Commando_Barbi** · 07-19-2004, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

NOpe sorry mart your to late.. she asked me to be hers in another thread a few days ago..

Sorry Martha - Im already taken. Sick of jackass men that play games so I'm switching sides for a while. CS already signed off...something about liking to watch so what the hell

**Mart651** · 07-19-2004, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

Sorry Martha - Im already taken. Sick of jackass men that play games so I'm switching sides for a while. CS already signed off...something about liking to watch so what the hell

That slighly turned me on but I am still upset. You don't have to like me or even touch me. Just tell me you love me everyonce in a while. I'll just lie to everyone about our sex life. I lie about me and princess all the time.

**Commando_Barbi** · 07-19-2004, 09:33 AM

OK Mart....I don't want to have you feeling left out. Besides you are technically a woman.....so I'll bend the rules for you!

**Mart651** · 07-19-2004, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi

OK Mart....I don't want to have you feeling left out. Besides you are technically a woman.....so I'll bend the rules for you!

It's official. Barbi, Princess and myself are an item. Could yall please send me nude picture to pu in my avatar?

***Narkissos*** · 07-19-2004, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

this has got to be one of the best threads ive read in a while. you guys are killing me here. oh yeah im a girl lol

WTF!

**Phillyboy1** · 07-19-2004, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Blown_SC

I knew it all along... I mean come on... a VW?

JP bro...

EDIT: That girl ever call you back?

yeah yeah the vw thing lol, and to think i was at a VW show all weekend.

hmm about that girl calling me back. well she never called my phone, but she called the other girl i hooked up withs phone and was like WTF. then they both called me to hang out but i told them i had plans. im gonna wait till i actually hang out with that **** girl and then ill post up what happens.

on a better note, i did get laid saturday night lol. 19 year old ukranian girl from my apartment complex. ive known her since she was 11 lol. and ever since she turned 18 she hangs out with me and my friends. we always hook up and **** when we are out but this time she slept over cause she was going to the car show with me the next day. well needless to say i laid down the smack on her, twice!!!!! after all of that we went to sleep at like 4am then woke up at 730am for the car show lol

**Phillyboy1** · 07-19-2004, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Martha

Will you be my fake internet girlfriend?

Princess you shut up. I asked first.

yeah sure why not lol. how about so noone feels left out we all just have a big poly family lol

**purplelaceteddy** · 07-19-2004, 10:00 AM

well dang it.....i'm left out now........you guys are so mean ...that just leaves RON for me.......Mart i'm hurt deeply........and blown and jcstomper.......i'm soooooooooo un-loved

**Blown_SC** · 07-19-2004, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

yeah yeah the vw thing lol, and to think i was at a VW show all weekend.

hmm about that girl calling me back. well she never called my phone, but she called the other girl i hooked up withs phone and was like WTF. then they both called me to hang out but i told them i had plans. im gonna wait till i actually hang out with that **** girl and then ill post up what happens.

on a better note, i did get laid saturday night lol. 19 year old ukranian girl from my apartment complex. ive known her since she was 11 lol. and ever since she turned 18 she hangs out with me and my friends. we always hook up and **** when we are out but this time she slept over cause she was going to the car show with me the next day. well needless to say i laid down the smack on her, twice!!!!! after all of that we went to sleep at like 4am then woke up at 730am for the car show lol

Awesome... simply put...
Cars and ladies... doen't get ANY better my brutha!

**Blown_SC** · 07-19-2004, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy

well dang it.....i'm left out now........you guys are so mean ...that just leaves RON for me.......Mart i'm hurt deeply........and blown and jcstomper.......i'm soooooooooo un-loved

I love no one... except myself. Thank-you.

**Phillyboy1** · 07-19-2004, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy

well dang it.....i'm left out now........you guys are so mean ...that just leaves RON for me.......Mart i'm hurt deeply........and blown and jcstomper.......i'm soooooooooo un-loved

i didnt know you wanted any love, i got enough for everyone

**Mart651** · 07-19-2004, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy

well dang it.....i'm left out now........you guys are so mean ...that just leaves RON for me.......Mart i'm hurt deeply........and blown and jcstomper.......i'm soooooooooo un-loved

OK OK OK. I'm sorry baby girl.
Its official. PPLT, Barbi,Princess,JC and myself are an item. It looks like I can get rid of my cycle slut. I don't know if I will have enought to go around for this group.