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    All girlfriends are fake.

    With everything going on here lately, I'm not believing anything anyone says about their girlfriend. I'm going on the assumption they are all fakes.

    Punk's girlfriend is fake and for all I know, his avatar is of his sister.

    ttuPrincess is really Coldstone's alter ego.

    All the other girls on AR (Vixi, CommandoBarbie, PLT, and the rest) are all really dudes.

    Yup, it's just one big sausage party on AR and no one can tell me different.


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    lolololololololol....thats a very interesting theory. Perhaps we are all surrounded by nothing but Shlong.. I will never have impure thoughts about Vixi ever again

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    Yup, all in the middle of Cocks R Us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_man
    With everything going on here lately, I'm not believing anything anyone says about their girlfriend. I'm going on the assumption they are all fakes.

    Punk's girlfriend is fake and for all I know, his avatar is of his sister.

    ttuPrincess is really Coldstone's alter ego.

    All the other girls on AR (Vixi, CommandoBarbie, PLT, and the rest) are all really dudes.

    Yup, it's just one big sausage party on AR and no one can tell me different.


    well, your the one with almost 2000 post there buddy !



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    OMFG i nearly pee'ed on myself reading that.. but i still think vixi is stunning..

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    I know what you mean, you would expect some honesty on here as we are all supposed to be bros, but I guess some people think they will be 'cool' by posting pics of their girlfreind .........personally I would never post a pic of my girlfreind on the web, might end up on some porno site........


    And it just goes to show how many kids are on this site. I bet half of AR's membership is under 18.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Yup, all in the middle of Cocks R Us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    well, your the one with almost 2000 post there buddy !


    I'm not following you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_man
    With everything going on here lately, I'm not believing anything anyone says about their girlfriend. I'm going on the assumption they are all fakes.

    Punk's girlfriend is fake and for all I know, his avatar is of his sister.

    ttuPrincess is really Coldstone's alter ego.

    All the other girls on AR (Vixi, CommandoBarbie, PLT, and the rest) are all really dudes.

    Yup, it's just one big sausage party on AR and no one can tell me different.

    LMAO on that one

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    u all just figured this out...lol

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    Your fake girlfriend is hot BadMan. Is that another pic of brian11's fake girlfriend?

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    I'm not fake I'm real I'm not under age I'm old as dirt, and I don't have a girlfriend I'm a girl!!

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    no way my grilfriend is real
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sierra_Breeze
    I'm not fake I'm real I'm not under age I'm old as dirt, and I don't have a girlfriend I'm a girl!!
    Whatever you say, dude.

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    Or maybe were all Women.....and were all mentally divergeant and were creating this Male image of ourselves and protraying on this forum as a sideaffect of our alter egos...

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    Ouch my brain hurts after writting that...

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    my brain hurts after reading that

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    i think if anyone is going to post a pic of their "girlfriend" in the avatar, they should have the gf holding up a distinguishable hand written sign letting all know that it is REAL.

    just a thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_man

    ttuPrincess is really Coldstone's alter ego.


    Hey I am not a man.. thats all I have to say ..

    maybe a young boy, but no man.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by daem
    i think if anyone is going to post a pic of their "girlfriend" in the avatar, they should have the gf holding up a distinguishable hand written sign letting all know that it is REAL.

    just a thought.
    yeah and i think it should say 'my boyfriend is an idiot'

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_man
    With everything going on here lately, I'm not believing anything anyone says about their girlfriend. I'm going on the assumption they are all fakes.

    Punk's girlfriend is fake and for all I know, his avatar is of his sister.

    ttuPrincess is really Coldstone's alter ego.

    All the other girls on AR (Vixi, CommandoBarbie, PLT, and the rest) are all really dudes.

    Yup, it's just one big sausage party on AR and no one can tell me different.

    this is interesting...do i get the tits and vagina with my alter ego???

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdStone
    this is interesting...do i get the tits and vagina with my alter ego???



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    Quote Originally Posted by daem
    i think if anyone is going to post a pic of their "girlfriend" in the avatar, they should have the gf holding up a distinguishable hand written sign letting all know that it is REAL.

    just a thought.
    Like this
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
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    She's d*mn fine bro, nice catch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
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    ahahahah....i always wondered who was tapping that. Its all so clear now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
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    exactly, now we all know that you and ms. hayek are an item.

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    i think you guys gas up VIXI to much...no offense VIXI but dont it get tiring with all those lame ass remarks they say to you like they ever have a chance in hell of gettin in bed with u?

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    hmmmmm whatever you say!!!!

    YOU will never know for sure.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    I choose to believe Vixi is real...

    Just because I wanna believe there are really

    funny, smart, quick witted, sexy hotgirls out there...

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    Bad Man believe what you want hun......


    singing Pennys from heaven.......wonder if i sing it loud enough they will fall......
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    Hmmmmmm I think for the good or AR I must do an inspection on oll of them to be sure for all my boys here.

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    hey bro i agree, i havnt seen one pic of any chick on here so who knows they are all queer..lol but hey atleast some one likes you..llol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    hey bro i agree, i havnt seen one pic of any chick on here so who knows they are all queer..lol but hey atleast some one likes you..llol
    Mine are on other boards.. i dont trust all the people i dont know here..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    Mine are on other boards.. i dont trust all the people i dont know here..
    Naw Ttu is real. I saw a couple pics and CS could never be that cute. At least I hope not.

    Now the rest I have to inspect

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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    Naw Ttu is real. I saw a couple pics and CS could never be that cute. At least I hope not.

    Now the rest I have to inspect
    lol...may not be as "cute"...but im **** sexay ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdStone
    lol...may not be as "cute"...but im **** sexay ...

    Now I'm gonna have nightmares of you in drag. OH god no.

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    CS you better stay away from my pumps.. I warned you last time dang it

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    CS you better stay away from my pumps.. I warned you last time dang it
    what the hell are "pumps"????

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    Ron ...you are just jealous cause CS won't share beauty secrets with ya.....
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdStone
    what the hell are "pumps"????
    A style of heeled shoe adorned by women all over...
    And yes, this makes me gay
    Last edited by Blown_SC; 07-19-2004 at 12:24 AM.

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