Thread: All girlfriends are fake.
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07-18-2004, 04:33 PM #1
All girlfriends are fake.
With everything going on here lately, I'm not believing anything anyone says about their girlfriend. I'm going on the assumption they are all fakes.
Punk's girlfriend is fake and for all I know, his avatar is of his sister.
ttuPrincess is really Coldstone's alter ego.
All the other girls on AR (Vixi, CommandoBarbie, PLT, and the rest) are all really dudes.
Yup, it's just one big sausage party on AR and no one can tell me different.
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07-18-2004, 04:35 PM #2
lolololololololol....thats a very interesting theory. Perhaps we are all surrounded by nothing but Shlong.. I will never have impure thoughts about Vixi ever again
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07-18-2004, 04:40 PM #3AR Hall of Fame
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Yup, all in the middle of Cocks R Us.
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07-18-2004, 04:40 PM #4Originally Posted by bad_man
well, your the one with almost 2000 post there buddy !
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07-18-2004, 04:42 PM #5
OMFG i nearly pee'ed on myself reading that.. but i still think vixi is stunning..
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07-18-2004, 04:43 PM #6
I know what you mean, you would expect some honesty on here as we are all supposed to be bros, but I guess some people think they will be 'cool' by posting pics of their girlfreind .........personally I would never post a pic of my girlfreind on the web, might end up on some porno site........
And it just goes to show how many kids are on this site. I bet half of AR's membership is under 18.
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07-18-2004, 04:45 PM #7Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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07-18-2004, 04:54 PM #8Originally Posted by Dally
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07-18-2004, 06:20 PM #9Originally Posted by bad_man
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07-18-2004, 06:24 PM #10Associate Member
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u all just figured this out...lol
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07-18-2004, 06:26 PM #11
Your fake girlfriend is hot BadMan. Is that another pic of brian11's fake girlfriend?
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07-18-2004, 07:06 PM #12
I'm not fake I'm real I'm not under age I'm old as dirt, and I don't have a girlfriend I'm a girl!!
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07-18-2004, 07:09 PM #13
no way my grilfriend is real
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07-18-2004, 07:11 PM #14Originally Posted by Sierra_Breeze
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07-18-2004, 07:15 PM #15
Or maybe were all Women.....and were all mentally divergeant and were creating this Male image of ourselves and protraying on this forum as a sideaffect of our alter egos...
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07-18-2004, 07:16 PM #16
Ouch my brain hurts after writting that...
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07-18-2004, 07:18 PM #17
my brain hurts after reading that
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07-18-2004, 07:19 PM #18
i think if anyone is going to post a pic of their "girlfriend" in the avatar, they should have the gf holding up a distinguishable hand written sign letting all know that it is REAL.
just a thought.
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07-18-2004, 07:20 PM #19ttuPrincess GuestOriginally Posted by bad_man
maybe a young boy, but no man.. lol
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07-18-2004, 07:22 PM #20Originally Posted by daem
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07-18-2004, 07:28 PM #21Originally Posted by bad_man
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07-18-2004, 07:32 PM #22AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by ColdStone
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07-18-2004, 07:38 PM #23Originally Posted by daem
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07-18-2004, 07:41 PM #24AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by mass junkie
She's d*mn fine bro, nice catch!
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07-18-2004, 08:01 PM #25Originally Posted by mass junkie
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07-18-2004, 09:23 PM #26Originally Posted by mass junkie
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07-18-2004, 09:27 PM #27
i think you guys gas up VIXI to much...no offense VIXI but dont it get tiring with all those lame ass remarks they say to you like they ever have a chance in hell of gettin in bed with u?
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07-18-2004, 10:04 PM #28
hmmmmm whatever you say!!!!
YOU will never know for sure.1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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07-18-2004, 10:10 PM #29
I choose to believe Vixi is real...
Just because I wanna believe there are really
funny, smart, quick witted, sexy hotgirls out there...
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07-18-2004, 11:06 PM #30Female Member
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Bad Man believe what you want hun......
singing Pennys from heaven.......wonder if i sing it loud enough they will fall......At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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07-18-2004, 11:14 PM #31
Hmmmmmm I think for the good or AR I must do an inspection on oll of them to be sure for all my boys here.
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07-18-2004, 11:20 PM #32
hey bro i agree, i havnt seen one pic of any chick on here so who knows they are all queer..lol but hey atleast some one likes you..llol
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07-18-2004, 11:25 PM #33ttuPrincess GuestOriginally Posted by Decadbal
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07-18-2004, 11:34 PM #34Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
Now the rest I have to inspect
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07-18-2004, 11:38 PM #35Originally Posted by RON
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07-18-2004, 11:49 PM #36Originally Posted by ColdStone
Now I'm gonna have nightmares of you in drag. OH god no.
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07-18-2004, 11:49 PM #37ttuPrincess Guest
CS you better stay away from my pumps.. I warned you last time dang it
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07-19-2004, 12:05 AM #38Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
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07-19-2004, 12:06 AM #39Female Member
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Ron ...you are just jealous cause CS won't share beauty secrets with ya.....
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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07-19-2004, 12:21 AM #40Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by ColdStone
And yes, this makes me gayLast edited by Blown_SC; 07-19-2004 at 12:24 AM.
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