Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS
Dang, Maraxus ! Thats a GREAT story ! Let me tell you mine. I'm a slow, old, out-of-shape, ex-tank commander and I met several fine ladies at a strip club. Word got around that I was looking for a babe that wanted out of the biz and a long term relationship. Well, I interveiwed all the ladies in the club that I could afford, paying them each $20.00 for interviewing with me (I didn't know they were taking my money at the time, but they are really good at getting money you know). Then, somebody ramed my parked car trying to interrupt my interview process. I did have a very nice time, however, every time I tried to dance with the ladies they kept trying get in my lap. They thought I was old fashioned or dorky slow-dancing with them.
Well, a crushed car and hundreds of dollars later I finally got a date. She is absolutely gorgeous. We were to begin the day with brunch at IHOP, but I stood her up...
I really like that part how you jumped 500 feet out of an airplane ! I know that hurts. I've free fallen through the air and hit the ground at 45 mph. I sustained significant brain damage during that event, but I refuse to let it slow me down. Lots of guys have been hurt worse when the bench press free weights came down on their necks while their spotter wasn't watching.
Do you think I should ask the lady at the strip club out again and really follow through this time ?