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07-21-2004, 04:52 AM #1Member
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ATT all ladies
hey ladies or guys who know.wat makes a girl really really horny that she just wants to strip her stuff off an get it on. cos i want more sex he he lol
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07-21-2004, 04:53 AM #2
The bible, they love when you read the bible to them.
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07-21-2004, 04:57 AM #3LM1332 Guest
or koran that really turns them on...especially when you eat bacon with onions before that
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07-21-2004, 06:57 AM #4
Praise Allah
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07-21-2004, 07:07 AM #5
Talk about me. Women love to hear about me.
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07-21-2004, 07:10 AM #6
Seriously use these rules, the ladies love them, just ask Commando Barbi.
The next info are rules after your first few dates got her reeled in.
1. NEVER EVER SEEM JEALOUS. Remember she is the lucky one, not you. If she left tomorrow you would be fine.
2. Tell little stupid lies for no reason out of the blue, and make sure they are lies you get caught in. Then never justify yourself when she catches you. Don't even be willing to discuss it. You are the man not her. This makes you mysterious. You got secrets, this is intriguing to her.
3. Always get caught checking out other girls when you are out together. This will force her to make herself more desirable to you. Works great.
4. Never ever under any circumstances make her your priority. Put friends, the club, the gym, your dog, car, whatever before her. This will make her starve for your attention. This is golden if she grew up without a father but works on 80% of women. They all want to be first in your life.
5. Always have stuff about yourself they hate. Their missiion in life is to change a man in to what they want. Once you do that. Game over they win and you get sh!t on.
6. A couple days a month put these rules away and be Prince Charming. Always got to proove that "there is a nice guy inside of you."
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07-21-2004, 07:10 AM #7
If you throw boiling water on her it will make her wet and want to take her clothes off
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07-21-2004, 07:34 AM #8
don't get why this is so hard...just don't be all over it...i'm WAY more apt to go for it if the guys not all needy, it's way more fun to work for something
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07-21-2004, 07:38 AM #9Originally Posted by kc
I can't hear you. I'm not listening. Where you talking to me?
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07-21-2004, 07:39 AM #10Originally Posted by Mart651
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07-21-2004, 07:40 AM #11
Be tall and rich.
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07-21-2004, 07:40 AM #12
Buy a bunch of Playgirls and cut out the pictures of all of the naked men and hang them up on your walls. Then bring her back to your place, she'll see all the naked dudes and get really horny.
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07-21-2004, 07:41 AM #13AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by dannyisaacs
Didn't you just post yesterday about your lady being fat, and you're wanting her to lose weight because she's not the same person you met?
Maybe tell her she's leaning out, and perhaps that'll make her thighs quiver.
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07-21-2004, 07:41 AM #14
LMAO!! that'll work FOR SURE!!!!!
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07-21-2004, 07:48 AM #15Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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Originally Posted by Blown_SC
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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07-21-2004, 07:51 AM #18Originally Posted by SwoleCat
On that note, did brian disapear?
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Originally Posted by bad_man
Twas TOOOOOOO hot in this mutha f*cka for him. Besdies, he knew no one was going to take him seriously, having lied about his significant other.
That is pretty d*mn pathetic!
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Originally Posted by bad_man
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07-21-2004, 07:53 AM #21AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by Blown_SC
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
He seemed really young though.. and I'm only 19.. maybe it's just me...
He prolly just needed some attention, and friend. Oh well...that's what Big Brothers is for
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07-21-2004, 07:56 AM #23
Punch her in her mouth and say thats just a taste of what you are going to get if you dont get get really horny and strip off your stuff bitch.
Last edited by Lozgod; 07-21-2004 at 08:01 AM.
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07-21-2004, 08:35 AM #24Female Member
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hey Danny if your wanting to have more sex with your fat g'f.....why not tie a string of donuts around your neck..i'm sure that will turn her on.....
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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07-21-2004, 08:36 AM #25Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
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07-21-2004, 08:38 AM #26
just tell her, that her sister is much hoter and you want her to change your mind..
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07-21-2004, 08:43 AM #27Female Member
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Originally Posted by bad_man
i did hear one time that the truth hurts...... guess they were right.....At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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07-21-2004, 11:11 AM #28AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
OMG, that joke was the biggest turn-on PLT.............
"rrrrrrrrrrrraarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"............. ..
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07-21-2004, 11:15 AM #29Female Member
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
ty ty ty........
i try....but your so hard to keep up with......i'm writing down all your good comebacks....
ohhh by the way.........will you be my internet boyfriend...??
lmao....just had to ask....ohhh wait...blown is your new gal....he said you were used goods....lolAt a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
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07-21-2004, 11:15 AM #30Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
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07-21-2004, 11:37 AM #31Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony:
the guy who can hold a dozen donuts on his dick.
who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony:
the girl that can eat the last donut with out using her hands.
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07-21-2004, 11:40 AM #32Member
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Originally Posted by Lozgod
That is damm brilliant.. it's so true.
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07-21-2004, 12:00 PM #33
What not to do... 3 BIG turnoffs:
1) Don't act needy
2) Don't act like a teenager, like the only thing you can think if is getting laid (you can think it but dont' act like it)
3) Be confident, if you seem like you are uncomfortable or don't really know what you are doing... it is going to stay that way!- Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley
- It doesn't get easier, you just get faster. - Greg LeMond
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07-21-2004, 12:04 PM #34Originally Posted by doby48
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07-21-2004, 12:06 PM #35Originally Posted by V_Xsucks
If that same statemen is said like a man who is confident and in a more sensual manner then there is definatly potential- Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley
- It doesn't get easier, you just get faster. - Greg LeMond
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07-21-2004, 12:08 PM #36Originally Posted by doby48
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07-21-2004, 12:13 PM #37Spyder Guest
This question is funny ... Why don't you order this book, from Amazon.com:
No More Mr. Nice Guy: A Proven Plan for Getting What You Want...List Price, $9.99
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07-21-2004, 12:14 PM #38Originally Posted by doby48
I'm 32 and my wife says I still act like a teen ager trying to get laid. I guess that means I act needy.
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07-21-2004, 12:19 PM #39Originally Posted by V_Xsucks
Originally Posted by Mart651- Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley
- It doesn't get easier, you just get faster. - Greg LeMond
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07-21-2004, 12:27 PM #40Originally Posted by doby48
silly... im only 19..
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