For my 2,000th post .... a story

I was at a bar with a buddy of mine when we were both in college. There was a big O-shaped bar in the middle of the place and the two of us went up to get some more beer. While we were waiting for the bartender to get our drinks, I noticed a chick on the other side of the bar staring in our direction. My buddy noticed her too because we both looked at each other with a look that said "****, she's hot!!"

I nodded to her and she motioned for me to come over with her hand. At first, i wasn't sure who she was motioning to, but she made it very clear she wanted to talk to me. My buddy went back to join the rest of the group and I went over to talk to her. She was really hot - I figured she was a few years older, maybe a grad student. We talked for a while about nothing until last call. When it was time to leave, my buddy came back over to see what my plans were. She informed him that I was coming home with her!! EXCELLENT!!!

When we got back to her place, we had a couple more drinks. Then she pulled out her photo albums and started showing me pictures. She showed me pictures of her kids who were in highschool. Now I'm thinking "Cougar!!" She really didn't look older than 25.

Well, after that she says that she needs to excuse herself. She goes into her bedroom and comes back completely naked. ****, she was gorgeous. I still have a picture of her etched in my mind. i won't go into too many details because Cycleon will object, but we pretty much did everything and anything that night. For several hours, it just kept going and going.

Finally, I was exhausted and wanted to get some sleep. As I lay my head down on the pillow, she starts rubbing my back. I think "she wants MORE???" So I roll over and look at her and she says "Wanna do something to make me explode?"

I said "Isn't that what's been going on for the last several hours?"

She said "this is different. I don't do it much but I love it. It's pretty kinky though, you probably wouldn't be into it. Never mind."

I said "No, no. I'll be into it. I love kinky things."

"No never mind. You'll be freaked out."

"Look, I promise I won't be freaked out. What do you want me to do?"


THAT'S WHEN SHE PULLED OUT HER GLASS EYE AND SAID "YOKE ME IN THE SOCKET, BABY!!!"

sooooooooooooo, did you???

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Originally Posted by bad_man

she made it very clear she wanted to talk to me.

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I knew this story was BS the moment I saw this line - because it wasnt just to ask you to get out of the way because you were blocking her view of the stud she really wanted that you were chatting up in the corner

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Congrats on the 2000 Bad_Man... :hello:

Lmao!

Welcome to the 2k club

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Originally Posted by damiongage

sooooooooooooo, did you???

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hahahahhahahahah.

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Originally Posted by bad_man

I was at a bar with a buddy of mine when we were both in college. There was a big O-shaped bar in the middle of the place and the two of us went up to get some more beer. While we were waiting for the bartender to get our drinks, I noticed a chick on the other side of the bar staring in our direction. My buddy noticed her too because we both looked at each other with a look that said "****, she's hot!!"

I nodded to her and she motioned for me to come over with her hand. At first, i wasn't sure who she was motioning to, but she made it very clear she wanted to talk to me. My buddy went back to join the rest of the group and I went over to talk to her. She was really hot - I figured she was a few years older, maybe a grad student. We talked for a while about nothing until last call. When it was time to leave, my buddy came back over to see what my plans were. She informed him that I was coming home with her!! EXCELLENT!!!

When we got back to her place, we had a couple more drinks. Then she pulled out her photo albums and started showing me pictures. She showed me pictures of her kids who were in highschool. Now I'm thinking "Cougar!!" She really didn't look older than 25.

Well, after that she says that she needs to excuse herself. She goes into her bedroom and comes back completely naked. ****, she was gorgeous. I still have a picture of her etched in my mind. i won't go into too many details because Cycleon will object, but we pretty much did everything and anything that night. For several hours, it just kept going and going.

Finally, I was exhausted and wanted to get some sleep. As I lay my head down on the pillow, she starts rubbing my back. I think "she wants MORE???" So I roll over and look at her and she says "Wanna do something to make me explode?"

I said "Isn't that what's been going on for the last several hours?"

She said "this is different. I don't do it much but I love it. It's pretty kinky though, you probably wouldn't be into it. Never mind."

I said "No, no. I'll be into it. I love kinky things."

"No never mind. You'll be freaked out."

"Look, I promise I won't be freaked out. What do you want me to do?"


THAT'S WHEN SHE PULLED OUT HER GLASS EYE AND SAID "YOKE ME IN THE SOCKET, BABY!!!"

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Sounds like you've been talking to Hoss........sounds like a story he would tell.... :lol:

So did you do her in the eye?

Congrats on the 2k...

p.s. howd it feel?! :D

****. That's pretty....cool. I would've, but don't forget to Lube that **** up bro!

Did she tell you she'd keep an eye out for you?

so you skull-fvcked her or not??

did she flutter her eyelashes???

that's the best............

No, I high-tailed it out of there. The funny thing was that when I jumped out of bed, she dropped her eye on the floor. I stepped on it and it made my feet fly out from under me and I smashed my head on the night table. My pants were only half way on at this point so I yanked them up and ran out of there.

When I got home, I went straight to bed, but when i woke up, I found her eyeball in my pants pocket. I still have it to this day.

sounds like a great moment in hookup history

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What a story ... you should have poked her other eye out with your schlong.

dude u should have skull ****ed her. hahahah that doesnt happen often.

lol the funny thing is my freind who works in a hospital told me about t aguy with a glass eye who came in with an irritation of teh socket. Turned out it was crabs from his partner sticking his dick in it.