Thread: No Tip Paranoia
07-22-2004, 04:49 PM #1
I didnt tip the delivery driver last time and I want to order a Turkey sub on a low carb wrap but I am scared the guy that I didnt tip last time might bring it and spit on it. I remember one of my first jobs out of prison was deliverying pizzas and when I had to go in to the projects they never tipped and they wanted exact change back or you might get shot, so I used to spit all over there pizzas. I hope karma isnt real.
Am I just being paranoid?
Last edited by Lozgod; 07-22-2004 at 05:17 PM.
07-22-2004, 05:25 PM #2
No, id get some nast swamp nuts sweat on there then give it to you. dick
07-22-2004, 05:39 PM #3
i dont know what to say
07-22-2004, 05:44 PM #4
Never spit on pizza when I delivered pizzas while I was in university, but I did drop one outside of an apartment building where it flipped out of the box and fell on the ground. I just picked it up, picked off the gravel and delivered it.
What's the lesson? What you don't know can hurt you, but who the **** cares as long as it tastes good. Order the sub.
07-22-2004, 06:39 PM #5Originally Posted by Psychotron
07-22-2004, 06:56 PM #6
one time i had to pay the dominoes guy 10 dollars, and i didnt have the money so i found all the change i could. I gave the guy 3 singles and 7 dollars in dimes and nickels and shut the door on him without tip. He spent liek 5 minutes on my porch counting it. I ordered their again and i hoped i didnt ge the same delivery guy but i did. When i got the order, the guy said to me " I put some extra blue cheese in their for u"
07-22-2004, 06:57 PM #7
For the record those project people were dirty nasty low lifes buying pizza with their welfare money and they never tipped and talked to you like chit, they deserved it.
07-22-2004, 07:03 PM #8
C'mon, Loz. DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES ! Get some rocks and go kill a bird or something. Hunt in the alley for stray meat dishes. Look for fresh road kill. What ever you do-- cook it yourself. PEACE OF MIND. I knew this guy once who taught me a little song. He only had one lung 'cause the other one got blown out by a 7.62 but he could still grass drill and sing. He taught everyone how toget dinner whenever we went group walking.
A yellow bird,
with a yellow bill.
my window sill.
I lured him in,
with bits of bread.
And then I crushed,
his little head.
Get your own dinner and cook it. Peace of mind, bro.
07-22-2004, 07:06 PM #9
Good advice, but I live in the city, I would have to eat a stray cat or something. Go to the park and kill a squirrel.
Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS
07-22-2004, 07:28 PM #10
i swear loz, soon as i get to where i sorta like you, u go and show your a POS bro... dam do the right thing for once in life..
07-22-2004, 07:30 PM #11
this thread reminds me of the opening scene of resovoir dogs
07-22-2004, 07:30 PM #12Originally Posted by Decadbal
07-22-2004, 07:34 PM #13
o ok...good...lol i hope your alot different now bro
07-22-2004, 07:36 PM #14Originally Posted by Decadbal
07-22-2004, 07:38 PM #15
we all aspire to grow brotha..lol
07-22-2004, 08:04 PM #16
treat people how you want to be treated, its only human nature for them to do that but hope they dont for your sake
07-22-2004, 08:12 PM #17
why didn't you tip him???
07-23-2004, 06:18 AM #18
he did, with his little yogurt slinger...lol
07-23-2004, 06:40 AM #19
That's just wrong bro. I try to tip all the time to delivery guys. They put up with a bunch of ****, and although sometimes they do charge for delivery, it isn't the guys fault. He's got a ****ty job, and he's gotta put up with ****ty people. I at least try to give him a dollar and the change everytime I tip for delivery. And ****ing with peoples food is wrong bro, and anyone who does it is a coward and a pussy.
07-23-2004, 06:40 AM #20Originally Posted by damiongage
07-23-2004, 06:43 AM #21Originally Posted by Maraxus
07-23-2004, 06:45 AM #22
Bro, thats the pussy way to handle things, if youve got a problem with someone just stand up and confront the situation. You can't lower yourself to their levels bro. Thats what seperates you from them.
07-23-2004, 06:48 AM #23Originally Posted by Maraxus
Look at the dancing banana ---->
07-23-2004, 06:51 AM #24
Well im 24 . But, yeah I understand where youre coming from though, sorry if I am a little touchy on this though
07-23-2004, 04:54 PM #25
All I can suggest is order somewhere else bro...
I always tip... I was lucky to never work as a delivery dude or waiter, but my sister supported herself thru college as a waitress and those tip-jobs have to be the worse crap in the world. Yuck...
Tipping delivery people also does wonders for service... there is this chicken place I order from once a week or every 2 weeks. I tip the delivery dude real good and you would not believe how quickly I get my orders... (with everything nice and HOT!) I guess they remember you.
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