How to become a Moderator

[Soldier of Misfortune]

I have been wondering this for a while. Probably after at least 5000 posts, but then what? Is there elections with a 2/3 vote of all mods or electoral college? Pull names of anabolic members out of a hat? Does Cycleon come to your house and tap both your shoulders with an Olympic bar ala King Aurther w/ Excalibur?

[iNvid]

I think its the last one

[chicamahomico]

They have monthly payment plans. Take me for instance, I could not afford the going rate for a Moderator gig so I opted for the Vet's 19.99 a month from now till eternity payment plan. I have no idea what RON spends the money on, but I suspect cheap hookers.

[Soldier of Misfortune]

Ahhh, so you gotta pay to be a mod.

[Blown_SC]

They have monthly payment plans. Take me for instance, I could not afford the going rate for a Moderator gig so I opted for the Vet's 19.99 a month from now till eternity payment plan. I have no idea what RON spends the money on, but I suspect cheap hookers.

If only it were true.. or is it...

No bro, I doubt post count has much to do with it... (post count doesn't mean that you are mature/knowledgeable, take me for example)...
It has to do with integrity, respect, knowledge, dedication, and variables such as that (as far as I know)....

[ttuPrincess]

this question is so old and outdated..

They are mods cause they are all knowing and all powerful.... and they pay Ron with blowies!

[Matt Foley]

I have been wondering this for a while. Probably after at least 5000 posts, but then what? Is there elections with a 2/3 vote of all mods or electoral college? Pull names of anabolic members out of a hat? Does Cycleon come to your house and tap both your shoulders with an Olympic bar ala King Aurther w/ Excalibur?

Dude, being a mod just means you get more ****.

[iNvid]

this question is so old and outdated..

They are mods cause they are all knowing and all powerful.... and they pay Ron with blowies!

[LORDBLiTZ]

Bro, it's a lot of work to be a MOD. And sometimes it's a pain in the ass because you can't act like an asshole. It's more fun to be a normal member without the responsibilities.

[ttuPrincess]

yeah plus you have to ban hoss all the time..

[Soldier of Misfortune]

I just wondered, this is the only message board Ive ever done and didnt know anything about how they are run.

[BOUNCER]

Bro, it's a lot of work to be a MOD. And sometimes it's a pain in the ass because you can't act like an asshole. It's more fun to be a normal member without the responsibilities.

Thats on the money now!.

[KAEW44]

I dont think its post count, you see many with high post counts that arent mods. I actually pimp some of the cheap hookers that Ron sleeps with so the money stays in the forum....all stays in the family!

[ironfist]

I dont think its post count, you see many with high post counts that arent mods. I actually pimp some of the cheap hookers that Ron sleeps with so the money stays in the forum....all stays in the family!

Nah, lots of people can bup every thread and get a large post count. Future mods must be active and post but they can't all be in the lounge. They look at the persons overall knowledge of training, diet, juice, and the they look at how well the person gets along with others and holds their temper...

[decadbal]

wait wait wait...ron pays me 20 bucks to flex for him... dirty..lol

[Juggernaut]

It's done by a game of rock, paper scissors. Once every blue moon Cycleon (whom used the now illegal "nuclear" hand gesture to garner the higest position), PTbyJason, Admin and Original Jason nominate a couple of bros whom they feel will pay the most..I mean have shown their worthyness and they in turn do a best two out of three game to determine who is to be a mod.

Ron was grandfathered in on a technicality. Desiel, Ironfist, Bouncer and Bdtr where given mod status through intimidation and threats of mass distsruction...that parts only rumor but I'm pretty sure my sorce is reliable. hahahaha

[damiongage]

Bro, it's a lot of work to be a MOD. And sometimes it's a pain in the ass because you can't act like an asshole. It's more fun to be a normal member without the responsibilities.

thats not true....look at Ron, Nathan, or Bouncer,...........j/k

[Elliot]

So.... how much is it again..? I got my jaw wierd shut so sexual favors are out of the question.. sad how thats the only thing that seems to stop me.. j.k

[Mart651]

Just for the record the Ron blow job thing does not work. Tried it three times and look what title I got.

[tryingtogetbig]

Just for the record the Ron blow job thing does not work. Tried it three times and look what title I got.

....I think it takes 4 blow jobs....then you are a mod....so, try 1 more time and see if that helps.....

[UrbanLegend]

Just for the record the Ron blow job thing does not work. Tried it three times and look what title I got.

You probably didn't do a very good job, I hear hes picky

[RON]

They have monthly payment plans. Take me for instance, I could not afford the going rate for a Moderator gig so I opted for the Vet's 19.99 a month from now till eternity payment plan. I have no idea what RON spends the money on, but I suspect cheap hookers.

Not only cheap but trashy too

[RON]

Mart, I promiss after the 4th

[Juggernaut]

Go for five Mart, he throws in a toaster at that marker......that's what Mass told me. hahahaha

[AnabolicAlien]

i thought to become a mod you had to go beat up scammers and take pics.

A.A.

[Mart651]

Mart, I promiss after the 4th

Ok but thats it and I mean it !!!

[Red Ketchup]

So.... how much is it again..? I got my jaw wierd shut so sexual favors are out of the question.

Your butt is not wired shut is it?



Red

[tryingtogetbig]

Your butt is not wired shut is it?



Red

LMAO!!! Red is feeling fiesty today!

[bermich]

this question is so old and outdated..

They are mods cause they are all knowing and all powerful.... and they pay Ron with blowies!

Ahhhhhh ha. She said BLOWIE. Thats my word.....