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    How well do you know each other? 2 Facts, 1 Lie Can You Find the Lie?

    O.K. this is my 101 post, so I thought would do something special if you guys want to play? Here it is: You post two general facts about yourself and then you post a lie and mix it up. Then, the other members try to figure out the lie. In a later post, you reveal the lie.
    Example: Me (aka Fat Guy)
    1. I am fat
    2. I played football in college.
    3. I was kicked out of every high school in my school district as a kid.

    Which one do you think is the lie?

    If you think I’m lame, I already know, but thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
    2...
    You got it...I don't know sh*t about football. Good job...

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    1, think you are skinny

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    you dont know **** about football, what are you a woman....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    you dont know **** about football, what are you a woman....
    or european?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    or european?
    isnt that the same thing?lol jk

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    1. I'm probably funnier than you are and if not I'm funnier looking.
    2. I can pilot aircraft. I can take-off and fly, however, I have never landed.
    3. I have climbed Mount Everest.


    Let's see... #1, #2, or #3.....mmmmm.... how about a clue....
    Last edited by Isaiah1SAS; 07-28-2004 at 06:02 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    isnt that the same thing?lol jk
    No offense europe but that was funny. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS
    1. I'm probably funnier than you are and if not I'm funnier looking.
    2. I can pilot aircraft. I can take-off and fly, however, I have never landed.
    3. I have climbed Mount Everest.


    Let's see... #1, #2, or #3.....mmmmm.... how about a clue....
    i call bs on all 3

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    Caught me !!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    i call bs on all 3

    1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

    2. I can play the trumpet.

    3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS
    1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

    2. I can play the trumpet.

    3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.
    since you were born in 1958, i belive number 3, so i call bs on no. 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Guy
    You got it...I don't know sh*t about football. Good job...
    whats my prize?

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    You...

    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
    whats my prize?
    You get to cross the street safely ? If he won't help you, I will. We're both trained cross walk guards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS
    You get to cross the street safely ? If he won't help you, I will. We're both trained cross walk guards.

    Isiah1sas, you either:

    1. Hit your head VERY hard at an early age.
    2. Grew up a normal child and had a good life.
    3. Had a seizure that numbed half of your brain.

    One of these is not true.

    -B

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS
    1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

    2. I can play the trumpet.

    3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.

    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS
    You get to cross the street safely ? If he won't help you, I will. We're both trained cross walk guards.
    that one made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS
    1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

    2. I can play the trumpet.

    3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.
    You don't play the trumpet you big liar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
    that one made me laugh
    LOL same here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
    whats my prize?
    A Date with my sister!
    Here is her web pic, but you better be over 18 before you check it out!
    http://www.ampland.com/humor/04/0521.html
    Last edited by Fat Guy; 07-28-2004 at 10:42 PM.

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    How does she ****?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Guy
    A Date with my sister!
    Here is her web pic, but you better be over 18 before you check it out!
    http://www.ampland.com/humor/04/0521.html
    oh god, you suck!

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    All right I'll play:

    1. I turn 40 this year and I have yet to do a cycle
    2. I played football with Brett farve
    3. I drove a race car in the Indy 500

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    hmmmm, I will have to go with number..............3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isaiah1SAS
    1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

    2. I can play the trumpet.

    3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.
    I call BS on Number 2....there's no way you would have enough time to learn to play the trumpet if you're a Cross Walk Guard.......that's serious work there. hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    hmmmm, I will have to go with number..............3
    ****! that was quick...........*snatches up ball* I'm going home now! hahahaha

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    #3...


    here goes...

    1) I drank a bottle of vodka in less than 10 seconds.
    2) I have a tattoo on my back.
    3) I like cake.

    where's the lie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by monstercojones
    #3...


    here goes...

    1) I drank a bottle of vodka in less than 10 seconds.
    2) I have a tattoo on my back.
    3) I like cake.

    where's the lie?
    Number 3? I'm pretty sure you hate cake....except if it's swimming in vodka. hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by twosocks40
    Isiah1sas, you either:

    1. Hit your head VERY hard at an early age.
    2. Grew up a normal child and had a good life.
    3. Had a seizure that numbed half of your brain.

    One of these is not true.

    -B
    im gonna go with 2....

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    Here is mine

    1 I have two children

    2 I own a buisness

    3 I am a democrat


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    3!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    3!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lucky guess!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy'sTwat
    Number 3? I'm pretty sure you hate cake....except if it's swimming in vodka. hahaha
    good call...

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    yeah
    Last edited by medic23; 06-29-2007 at 09:36 AM.

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    hmmm, i would have to say 1!!!

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    Haha wrong my southfla brother, its 3. its always number 3

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    1 My screen name is Bermich

    2 This thread is GAY

    3 I have 12 legs.

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    alwyas number 3 like i said

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    this looks fun...

    1) I am a chick
    2) I graduated college
    3) I can leg press over 500

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