07-29-2004, 07:44 AM #1
This is Officially one of the Most Hilarious things i have ever read in my life...
Rapper DMX faces
drugs, weapons charges
Musician arrested at New York airport for
impersonating federal agent, threatening man
The Associated Press
Updated: 3:01 p.m. ET June 27, 2004NEW YORK - Prosecutors filed drug and weapons charges Friday against rapper DMX, a day after he was arrested for allegedly impersonating a federal agent and harassing another man in an airport parking lot.
DMX, 33, allegedly crashed his sport-utility vehicle, which prosecutors said was equipped with lights and sirens, through a parking lot gate at Kennedy Airport after telling the attendant to let him leave because he was a government agent.
The complaint also said that the rapper, whose real name is Earl Simmons, ordered a driver at an adjacent parking lot to get out of his vehicle. When the man refused, Simmons allegedly identified himself as an FBI agent, grabbed the driver’s seat belt buckle, and tried to pull him from the vehicle.
Simmons, 33, and a friend, Jackie Hudgins, 41, were arrested shortly afterward, said prosecutor Richard Brown.
Police found a billy club and rocks of crack cocaine in the vehicle, Brown said.
According to court documents, Simmons claimed he had been cut off by the other car. Hudgins said he had tried to calm Simmons down, and that if he had paid the $9 parking fee the incident would not have happened.
Hudgins said he had given Simmons the $9 to pay the fee, court documents said. Prosecutors said that when Simmons was taken into custody he had hundreds of dollars of cash on him.
Both men were charged with criminal possession of a weapon and controlled substance. Simmons is also charged with criminal mischief, impersonation, menacing, driving under the influence and other offenses. He was also charged with endangering the welfare of a child because the driver’s 13-year-old daughter was in the car at the time.
The men, who remained jailed Friday, face up to seven years in prison if convicted.
Simmons and Hudgins were arraigned in Queens Criminal Court late Friday before Judge Stephen Knopf, who set bail of $15,000. They were scheduled to return to court on July 23.
A message left for Simmons’ lawyer was not immediately returned. It was not immediately clear if Hudgins had hired a lawyer.
In 1999, DMX was fined and ordered to make public service announcements for the Humane Society after police found pipes for smoking crack cocaine, a pistol and 13 pit bulls at his home in Teaneck, N.J. He pleaded guilty to animal cruelty, disorderly conduct and possession of drug paraphernalia in that case.
DMX has produced several rap albums and has acted in films including “Romeo Must Die,” “Exit Wounds” and “Cradle 2 The Grave.”
This Idiot was F*cked up on crack at an airport, flipping out and thinking he was a character in one of his cheesy movies, commandeering vehicles and crashing his siren-equipped SUV into a parking garage.
07-29-2004, 07:52 AM #2
thats funny... poor x..
07-29-2004, 08:00 AM #3
Had he just said "I'm Rick James...........Bitch" there would have been no problem. What a dumbass. hahahaha
07-29-2004, 08:05 AM #4Originally Posted by Juggy'sTwat
07-29-2004, 08:12 AM #5
what a dipsh*t
07-29-2004, 08:14 AM #6
Someone should have told him to work on impersonating a singer before he goes for the gold......
07-29-2004, 08:17 AM #7
Think of the great prison concerts he can throw!
07-29-2004, 08:25 AM #8New Member
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dmx sux anyways
07-29-2004, 08:28 AM #9
well it will give him more of an 'edge' if his next album is written while behind bars.
"Im in my cell with a big black dude called tony,
he turns me around and ****s me like a homie.
My ass is so sore i cant sit down for weeks
big ****in tony ripped the **** outta mah cheeks" etc.........
07-29-2004, 08:30 AM #10
X is gonna give it to you....where my dogs at...arhhh arhhh arhhh
07-29-2004, 08:30 AM #11
07-29-2004, 08:31 AM #12
old news.. whats funnier is puffy geting 7.2 million worth of jewels jacked..
07-29-2004, 08:40 AM #13
He can room with Kobe maybe!!
07-29-2004, 08:51 AM #14Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
07-29-2004, 08:53 AM #15
or or or rusell simmons wife getting cought with a bag of weed, not stoping her car, and then saying she was a victom of racial profiling..
07-29-2004, 08:57 AM #16Retired Vet
Originally Posted by Decadbal
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Let's get it on baby"
07-29-2004, 08:58 AM #17Originally Posted by Elliot
07-29-2004, 09:06 AM #18Originally Posted by Decadbal
nooooo it was her "friends" weed.. and oh yeah when the coper turn the siren on she didnt stop untill she got to the drive way of her house..
07-29-2004, 09:18 AM #19Spyder Guest
Whats up with DMX man, ...I like him. But isnt that article like a month old?
07-29-2004, 11:23 AM #20
I guess he watched Trailer Park Boys and thought J-Rock's plan to get "street cred" was a good idea
What a freakin moron...
07-29-2004, 12:07 PM #21Retired Vet
Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
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'I'm not J-Roc. J-Roc's in jail til the rekkid drops...'
07-29-2004, 12:21 PM #22
Thats funny stuff
07-29-2004, 12:33 PM #23
That mutha ****er is out of his mind anyway... Just look at
him... You can tell he is actualyl one of the few rappers that
would do the **** he raps about... I wouldn't **** with that
crazy sonofabitch... He'd bust a cap in my ass...
07-29-2004, 01:18 PM #24Member
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"You think it's a game? You think it's a ****in' game?!?!" X is classic. :spudniklu
07-29-2004, 01:46 PM #25
07-29-2004, 01:50 PM #26
That story is old.
The really funny thing is he was supposed to retire from rapping to become a preacher. Thats why I dont trust anyone as soon as the words - "I am a christian" comes from there mouths.
07-29-2004, 02:22 PM #27Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
07-29-2004, 03:09 PM #28
07-29-2004, 03:41 PM #29Originally Posted by bubbathegut
know whad i'm seying?
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