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    Official AR Rap

    Everyone gets 2 bars (lines).

    Im on AR compiling facts, we get jacked.....
    Our needles push test we aint shooting no smack....

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    lozgod is droping this dope ass track
    and the fellas at AR have got his back

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    my schlong is soo long due to the shot in skinny head
    but its the test that kills the wong and makes me a flop in dah bed

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    I come to the board to read about how MBH's PCT made his plump balls drop,
    and how Urban Dawg got sniffed by a cop

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    i crossed over the border
    with some test and mexican food order

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    My name is Jethro, berore it was Jed.
    Before Sally may hit me in the head.

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    Matt try to keep it juice related so I dont get frustrated
    dont try to recreate the creation that Loz created

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    Most people on this board are cool but Balco Bob
    I bet he is a Nacho Chip eating big fat slob


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    I am what they call a true man's man
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    Tuesday is traps, Saturday is carbs
    I did my girl today and her tow friends barb's.

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    (I hope I spelled these words right - Stature and Satchel)

    They could make a statue out of our statures with Fina in our satchels
    And 50% Natural's only 50% Natural

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    its late..and im sitting here with my dick in hand
    look out below cuz I dont know where this load is gonna land

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    AR has some whiny little bitches,that keeps me in stitches..
    they should plop on all four and just drop thier britches..

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    yo yo yo my name is bob balco and i hate da po po ......i state my opinion and nggers wanna throw a honkey out da front door

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    mass is at his computer, holding his toy,
    after drinking some winny, he'll go find a boy

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    and here is one more before i hit the sack
    my next cycles dope, im gonna be jacked

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    I'm gettin so strong, I need more plates
    so I made my gym order more weights.

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    I have a tortilla and some test.
    Im gonna slap that mex hoe across the chest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Foley
    I have a tortilla and some test.
    Im gonna slap that mex hoe across the chest.

    those lines you spit, you think you're hard
    homie you aint sh*t, you f*cken retard.





    jk, dont take it personal.

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    This aint no game David hasslehoff
    Jump in Kit, get no girls and go jack off.

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    where that nigga loz, people say you're so mean
    maybe its bout time you started posting clean








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    This rap gets wacker and wacker by the post
    you're all lucky I only get two lines to serve up this roast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Foley
    This aint no game David hasslehoff
    Jump in Kit, get no girls and go jack off.

    Oh ok ok... look man look

    I see you're a bit mad
    cause your style was just a fad
    you need to stop rapping
    cause your lines already been had

    If you dont think I'm legit
    ask your moms about my game
    I dicked smacked the clit
    while that bitch yelled my name

    I'm about finished, so if you got somethin to say
    write it down and save it, cause I know its gonna be gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    Oh ok ok... look man look

    I see you're a bit mad
    cause your style was just a fad
    you need to stop rapping
    cause your lines already been had

    If you dont think I'm legit
    ask your moms about my game
    I dicked smacked the clit
    while that bitch yelled my name

    I'm about finished, so if you got somethin to say
    write it down and save it, cause I know its gonna be gay

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    Yall hijacked the rhyme so Im gonna take some time...
    to refine these innertwines and get it back to design....
    dissing each others moms yo that isnt the bomb...
    both them tricks are hoes and Im their number one john...
    just messing round now lets get back to the point...
    this is supposed to be a bodybuilders joint...
    about Fina and Test and Dbol 's and Win's....
    but if it turns in to a battle again I will win....
    to this I aint new for this I am true....
    I used to bust them New York boys in prison back in 92.....
    so keep it about juice or I'm a cut loose...
    and I guarantee your non-rhyming asses will be begging for a truce....

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    Oh ok ok... look man look

    I see you're a bit mad
    cause your style was just a fad
    you need to stop rapping
    cause your lines already been had

    If you dont think I'm legit
    ask your moms about my game
    I dicked smacked the clit
    while that bitch yelled my name

    I'm about finished, so if you got somethin to say
    write it down and save it, cause I know its gonna be gay

    Its alright man Im not mad
    Ya got Hasslehoff cuz nilla Ice was sad.
    Time to get women bro cuz were in the new age
    Your stuck on gay porn cuz you cant turn the page
    If ya think im kidding look at that pic
    Yea look harder, he has a d!ck.

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    screw the majority- the wack MC's
    the one's really holdin' it down- the mass Junkie's
    the funky D's,

    Da...

    Bull, that is-

    Lozod is a verbal ... terrorist.
    Bobby Balco, just an -errorist.

    who out there is feelin' this?
    while i be stealin this...

    thread- with my monster illness.

    3 cc's in my quad... just fillin' it.
    I'm drinkin' winny, but i'm spillin' it.

    my muscles growin' cause i'm... willin it.
    yea, you're all- full of it,
    while i spit this Sh!t...
    i'm off to bed after layin' these rhymes in just a lil bit...
    oh wait! nah, im still killin' it.

    this verse is just runnin' and goin-
    and goin and runnin'.
    mass is jerkin' his sh!t...
    just cummin' and cummin'.
    while i'm runnin' and runnin'-
    this old school... battle thread.
    all you wack keyboard rappers gonna wish you were dead.
    after my rhymes make you wanna just... give me head.
    i'm that damm good.
    well, f*ck it, im really off to bed.

    i cant stop.

    the weed's gotten into the club med
    party, rockin' in my head.
    someday i'll surely be wed.
    but this gram of test has got me gettin',
    straight spoon fed.
    by the ladies that i take up...
    to my bed.

    sometimes in pairs,
    you all wish, you could be...
    the engineers of my relationship... catastrophes.

    and you're askin' me-
    to battle these wack MC's.
    this the real MC.
    Don't even think about-
    steppin' to me.
    pussy comes to me willingly.
    no bitches are billin' me.
    they just thrillin' me.
    straight up, sexually killin' me.
    always wantin' too much
    of the biggest part of me.

    oh AR can't you see see?
    im the illest roided rapper there will ever be.

    Last edited by monstercojones; 08-01-2004 at 02:31 AM.

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    everybody wants to be an MC but nobody can rhyme it like me (haha i suck at this)

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    Mass Junkie get on yo’ knees
    I know you like it when I tease
    So when you feelin’ it…squeeze
    Bitches try to rap? Please…

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    Can we end this thread because I got to say
    I don't think it could get any more gay.


    -B

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    this is so not gay, its actually quite funny,
    i pimped mass's mom last night and stole all her money.

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    You're right lozgod, lets get back to the point
    I dunno what happend, I smoked a fat joint.

    Dont think you're tight cause you split my mother
    that bitch got herpies like no other

    Thats all you can do is get with a slut
    its from all that time in the butt hut

    now to masterjones

    So I'm gonna turn this rap around like it should
    just like all you others wish you could

    I'm in the 9th week of my cycle, yea I dont lie
    just ask your girl cause my body looks fly

    I'm stuck on that test cause it makes me so big
    I think you lost your hair, so go buy a wig

    look man, look

    I got nothing else to say, I'm just about done
    Just remember that we're only having fun

    Dont take it to serious or you might get mad
    and always remember, I could be your dad...





    next time you see your moms, tell her I said to stop text messaging my cellular
    Last edited by EastCoaster; 08-01-2004 at 12:22 PM.

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