Like the title says, I need to f*cking get laid and theres no girls around tonight to fix the problem!!!!, even the lady next door is a no go, shes got her kids over tonight, f*ck im gonna go crazy if i dont find a chick tonight.
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Like the title says, I need to f*cking get laid and theres no girls around tonight to fix the problem!!!!, even the lady next door is a no go, shes got her kids over tonight, f*ck im gonna go crazy if i dont find a chick tonight.
two words: escort service
2 more words: crack whore
yayuhhhhhhhhQuote:
Originally Posted by helios
now thats what im talking about!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lozgod
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Originally Posted by RATM
Liverty city or 8street.you will find plenty there
lol.......Liberty city ....dont forget about flagler.....and whatever street maraxus lives on too.....he'll give ya a shine for a pack of apple flavored Now & Laters :DQuote:
Originally Posted by V_Xsucks
try a flesh light bro
Dude, this whole summer Ive been tryin to find a chick. One is on a church camp high, no luck there for at least 3 months. Another stopped calling. Third one turned out to be pregnant from her ex 5months ago. And this chick at work always has plans that dont include me. Im going absolutly crazy. I cannot wait to get back to college full of drunk chicks.
TAHAT s IT
hummp; your mom
SHe s a GREAT LAYH
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GL CARIBANNWA
lay off the booze :elephant:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dally
I had 3 fuk buddies before I went on cycle, finally I got tired of playing them enough so they wouldnt screw off because it became too much work (I just barely have time for the gym anymore) and decided to just cut them off. Well now that I'm on cycle I'm kicking myself since I cant even hit the clubs to get a new one :(
Im recently married. It's not too often you find a 32yr old virgin!
Did you get trapped by the you can take my virginity if you marry me routine? :lol: I never let conditions be based on marriage, thats a set up and a half. Just check the paper work and make sure it isn't one of those "Second Virginities".Quote:
Originally Posted by bluethunder
No trap, we met online.lol chatted for 6 months almost ED. Then I visited her & family in the Philippines. There was no expectations and lucky for me she is supporting me & AAS so theres no lying/hiding lol
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Originally Posted by Soldier of Misfortune
trying to loose that V card..? in such fashion.. questionable..
2 words, mass junkie :D
See the way I sleigh em....my bitches love to spread the word ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by palme
Try Rosie Palmer!!
what about his 5 sisters?????
LOL :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by jbigdog69
I share that problem as well in gtmo with no chicks to bang = unlimited test build up. *non juice tho :unsure:
Gotta find a way to releave the tension :scratch:
no chicks......ever..........:tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear:
i feel your pain. i dont get laid near enough. But i have resorted to all kinds of deprived things. Fat chicks, questionably, mentally challenged chicks, ugly sluts from ****ed up internet sites. Sometimes they are so busted that when i try to stick it, little johnny wont stand up. So i got some liquid V tp fix that problem ;)
i don't go clubbin enough
did you just bump a thread from 2004? :1laugh:
luckily i have a girlfriend thats hornier than me!!!
holy crap i didnt even see that!!!:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by heavyrotation92
ruhl did it
yep i did...........
I Want To Get Laid Damnit
any one used an escort service before.
nope.......i don't want to lose the V to someone i don't know......but no one i know would f*ck me......damnit
How old are you?
19......and don't make fun of me......i've never had a f*ckin opportunity even
What do you mean no oppertunity? You go to school @ MIZZOU?Quote:
Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
you have 1314 posts since Jan 2006. You need to get out more
well i've never seen an opportunity.....and apparently getting laid here is quite dangerous.....we have like the highest rate of STDs in the country
i'm also semi anti social..
man you poor guys. girls just don't have that problem. if a girl wants it....she goes out and gets it. period.
Wrap it up and get out there:lol:
Were do you tell system addmin you are going?:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by hotstuff