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    F*CK I need to get laid.

    Like the title says, I need to f*cking get laid and theres no girls around tonight to fix the problem!!!!, even the lady next door is a no go, shes got her kids over tonight, f*ck im gonna go crazy if i dont find a chick tonight.

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    two words: escort service

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    2 more words: crack whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by helios
    two words: escort service
    yayuhhhhhhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    2 more words: crack whore
    now thats what im talking about!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATM
    now thats what im talking about!!

    Liverty city or 8street.you will find plenty there

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    Quote Originally Posted by V_Xsucks
    Liverty city or 8street.you will find plenty there
    lol.......Liberty city ....dont forget about flagler.....and whatever street maraxus lives on too.....he'll give ya a shine for a pack of apple flavored Now & Laters

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    try a flesh light bro

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    Dude, this whole summer Ive been tryin to find a chick. One is on a church camp high, no luck there for at least 3 months. Another stopped calling. Third one turned out to be pregnant from her ex 5months ago. And this chick at work always has plans that dont include me. Im going absolutly crazy. I cannot wait to get back to college full of drunk chicks.

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    TAHAT s IT

    hummp; your mom


    SHe s a GREAT LAYH

    o wa'staed



    GL CARIBANNWA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    TAHAT s IT

    hummp; your mom


    SHe s a GREAT LAYH

    o wa'staed



    GL CARIBANNWA
    lay off the booze

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    I had 3 fuk buddies before I went on cycle, finally I got tired of playing them enough so they wouldnt screw off because it became too much work (I just barely have time for the gym anymore) and decided to just cut them off. Well now that I'm on cycle I'm kicking myself since I cant even hit the clubs to get a new one

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    Im recently married. It's not too often you find a 32yr old virgin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluethunder
    Im recently married. It's not too often you find a 32yr old virgin!
    Did you get trapped by the you can take my virginity if you marry me routine? I never let conditions be based on marriage, thats a set up and a half. Just check the paper work and make sure it isn't one of those "Second Virginities".

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    No trap, we met online.lol chatted for 6 months almost ED. Then I visited her & family in the Philippines. There was no expectations and lucky for me she is supporting me & AAS so theres no lying/hiding lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soldier of Misfortune
    Dude, this whole summer Ive been tryin to find a chick. One is on a church camp high, no luck there for at least 3 months. Another stopped calling. Third one turned out to be pregnant from her ex 5months ago. And this chick at work always has plans that dont include me. Im going absolutly crazy. I cannot wait to get back to college full of drunk chicks.

    trying to loose that V card..? in such fashion.. questionable..

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    2 words, mass junkie

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    2 words, mass junkie
    See the way I sleigh em....my bitches love to spread the word

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    Try Rosie Palmer!!

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    what about his 5 sisters?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    Try Rosie Palmer!!
    LOL

    I share that problem as well in gtmo with no chicks to bang = unlimited test build up. *non juice tho

    Gotta find a way to releave the tension

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    no chicks......ever..........

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    i feel your pain. i dont get laid near enough. But i have resorted to all kinds of deprived things. Fat chicks, questionably, mentally challenged chicks, ugly sluts from ****ed up internet sites. Sometimes they are so busted that when i try to stick it, little johnny wont stand up. So i got some liquid V tp fix that problem

    i don't go clubbin enough

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    did you just bump a thread from 2004?

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    luckily i have a girlfriend thats hornier than me!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyrotation92
    did you just bump a thread from 2004?
    holy crap i didnt even see that!!!

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    ruhl did it

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    yep i did...........

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    I Want To Get Laid Damnit

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    any one used an escort service before.

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    nope.......i don't want to lose the V to someone i don't know......but no one i know would f*ck me......damnit

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    How old are you?

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    19......and don't make fun of me......i've never had a f*ckin opportunity even

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    19......and don't make fun of me......i've never had a f*ckin opportunity even
    What do you mean no oppertunity? You go to school @ MIZZOU?

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    you have 1314 posts since Jan 2006. You need to get out more

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    well i've never seen an opportunity.....and apparently getting laid here is quite dangerous.....we have like the highest rate of STDs in the country

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    i'm also semi anti social..

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    man you poor guys. girls just don't have that problem. if a girl wants it....she goes out and gets it. period.

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    Wrap it up and get out there

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotstuff
    man you poor guys. girls just don't have that problem. if a girl wants it....she goes out and gets it. period.
    Were do you tell system addmin you are going?

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