Favorite Simpson and South Park quotes

[RATM]

Ok so i am sitting here at work, and we have kinda slowed down since being on I 95 for a few hours and my favorite simpson quote popped into my head...

homer: these guys are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

that one still makes me laugh out loud.

cartman: i just bought scott tenormin's pubes.

and then you see him with them glued to his face.. BWAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[1badcamaro]

not really a quote, but the south park episode where they are trying to get their ocomic gamesphere back and they need towley for a password and he gets high and then types in funky town to the code box and starts singing..........funny as hell

[RATM]

not really a quote, but the south park episode where they are trying to get their ocomic gamesphere back and they need towley for a password and he gets high and then types in funky town to the code box and starts singing..........funny as hell

your so right. did anyone ever see the special olympics one where jimmy, gets all jacked up and then goes postal. and thats the one where cartman enters the spec. olympics only to loose every race. OMG when he nailed that board to his foot for the limp, i pissed myself

[Dally]

I like Ralph Wiggum .. he flies through barts home window having a note attached to him for Bart .. and Ralph goes... "Im a ROCK"

ahahha

and he also said one time ... "I sleep in a drawer"
aahaaa

and the one where homer gets a monkeys paw for barts b day .. and has to get rid of it so he goes to the "bottomless pit" and some mafia dudes walk up and throw in some bodybags and walk off .. then a dude with a big garbage bag walks up and goes "i should known nobody would want naked pictures of Whoopi Goldberg" and throws in the bag... a second later the bag comes flying out of the hole!
ahhaha

yhah

[RATM]

I like Ralph Wiggum .. he flies through barts home window having a note attached to him for Bart .. and Ralph goes... "Im a ROCK"

ahahha

and he also said one time ... "I sleep in a drawer"
aahaaa

and the one where homer gets a monkeys paw for barts b day .. and has to get rid of it so he goes to the "bottomless pit" and some mafia dudes walk up and throw in some bodybags and walk off .. then a dude with a big garbage bag walks up and goes "i should known nobody would want naked pictures of Whoopi Goldberg" and throws in the bag... a second later the bag comes flying out of the hole!
ahhaha


yhah

i love those two as well. this is great, i am sitting at work laughing out loud at these. keep them coming and feel free to add from any show that still makes you laugh out loud

[max-it]

Simpsons: Homer sells his sole to the devil, goes to hell and is force feed donuts. He eats them all and just keeps saying "More" "More" "More"


Southpark Movie: The entire Uncle F****r song was hilariuos!

[RATM]

i love the movie. lots of fav parts. but when terrance and phillip went to conan o'brian and brooke shields was on there, she says. "i once farted on the set of blue lagoon" there was a slight pause and the she got slapped.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny

[w_rballs]

the best is cartman when he was dressed up like the cop... " Respect my authoritaaaaaay!!"

[BulletCatcher]

Timmy!!!! Tim-ma......Tim-ma...liberlawwwwww,.......Tim-ma!!!!! (God forgive me for making fun of people in wheelchairs) LOL

[twosocks40]

the best is cartman when he was dressed up like the cop... " Respect my authoritaaaaaay!!"

Agreed! That is hard to beat.


-B

[sin]

cartman after he falls off the bull and thinks hes a vietnamize prostitute "sucky sucky five dolla". still makes my stomach hurt i laugh so hard.

[RATM]

cartman after he falls off the bull and thinks hes a vietnamize prostitute "sucky sucky five dolla". still makes my stomach hurt i laugh so hard.

classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg that's so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[radar1234]

One of the best Troy McLure lines off of the Simpson's is "Hi, I'm Troy McLure, you may remember me from other self help videos like, "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get confidence Stupid" HaHa, simpson's rock

[BIP0LAR]

Ralph from the Simpson's "It tastes like burning."

[Babyweight]

Cartman/South Park: "Don't know, don't care"

[pspcs83]

what's a battle?


me fail english, that's unpossible

[Blown_SC]

Cletus from the Simpson's:

"Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll, like Cletus, the slack-jawwed yokelll.... "

[RATM]

ok so i was thinking of this one classic simpson episode...

when he entered the witness protection, and they are trying to give him his new name. i dont know what the name is but the guy goes

-witness protection guy

"Hello, Mr. Thompson. Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson. Hello, Mr. Thompson."

homer: looking to the other witness protection guy, " i think he's talking to you"

classic

[animal-inside]

ok so i was thinking of this one classic simpson episode...

when he entered the witness protection, and they are trying to give him his new name. i dont know what the name is but the guy goes

-witness protection guy

"Hello, Mr. Thompson. Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson. Hello, Mr. Thompson."

homer: looking to the other witness protection guy, " i think he's talking to you"

classic

is this also the episode where bart gets put in a special class and he asks why the other kids are there and one of them goes "i set fires"..... I laughed my ass off....

[RATM]

No its the one where side show bob gets let out of prison. and they move to a house boat to be in the witness protection program. Another great part was when they got to their new home, Homer gets out of the car with a shirt that says Witness Protection Program.

[decadbal]

ralph wiggum...tastes like burning....

[radar1234]

When Homer and Auto-man are stoners. Auto is standing on the sidewalk looking at his hand......"I know the call them fingers.......but I ain't ever seen em fing!?!"

[Sage]

the best is cartman when he was dressed up like the cop... " Respect my authoritaaaaaay!!"

that's hardcore......

[Dally]

i love the movie. lots of fav parts. but when terrance and phillip went to conan o'brian and brooke shields was on there, she says. "i once farted on the set of blue lagoon" there was a slight pause and the she got slapped.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny

that was soooo funny mang

then conan jumps out the window and crash lands into the car and squashes the car and some dude comes up and bleeps the alarm ..


ahahha


and in the other post you made about homer at the witness protection program.. that was HILARIOUS.

i think hes talking to youu... in that voice

or

when he goes to get Mr.Burns mail.

and he does that voice.

hellllloooo my name is Mr.Burns, I believe you have a letter for me??!!!

postal worker goes : okay what is your first name?

homer : I dont knowwwww... (in that voice)
ahhaha

[RATM]

that was soooo funny mang

then conan jumps out the window and crash lands into the car and squashes the car and some dude comes up and bleeps the alarm ..


ahahha


and in the other post you made about homer at the witness protection program.. that was HILARIOUS.

i think hes talking to youu... in that voice

or

when he goes to get Mr.Burns mail.

and he does that voice.

hellllloooo my name is Mr.Burns, I believe you have a letter for me??!!!

postal worker goes : okay what is your first name?

homer : I dont knowwwww... (in that voice)
ahhaha

sooooo right, esp the car alarm beeping. such great classics...

[Soldier of Misfortune]

Homer - Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas...eh, make it two.

Apu-esque clerk - Sir, the sale of fireworks is illegal in this state [other customer leaves] follow me.

[Soldier of Misfortune]

Homer - Einstien never wore pajamas! From this day foreward, I am an inventor!!! [throws clothes out window]

guy on street - Do us all a favor, invent yourself some underpants!

[956Vette]

Cartman - "Screw you guys, im going home"

and the best ending quote for a south park episode is off "there goes the neighborhood" And mr. garrison says "well, at least we got rid of all those **** n..."

[tebb11]

I have seen it on this one episode a few times in the past but lately it is not on there.

The bootlegging episode where after homer drives through the graveyard to lose the cops and goes home and Marge says "The axles on the car wern't broken before" and Homer replys "Before, before, before your living in the past".


Southpark

The "Whats wrong klye you got Sand in your vagina?" quote, the "your breaking my balls chuck" and when cartman needs to get semen and he says that a guy gave him a bunch but "He made close my eyes and suck it out of a hose". All by Cartman.

[Tony Soprano]

cripple fight!!!

[craneboy]

homer and bart go to the movies intending to use tickets in will call for mr. burns
homer: hello, im mr. burns, i beleive you have something for me
ticket guy: ok, mr. burns, what is your first name?
homer: i...dont...know

[sin]

homer: "where you going boy"
bart: "father son picnic"
homer: "hehe you dont have a son"

[RATM]

Mr Garrison meandering down the sidewalk...

"Hey there shytty shytty fag fag shytty shytty fag fag how do you do, i said a hey a there a shytty shytty fag fag HOW DO YOU DO..."

at this point some guy bumps his shoulder.

guy "oh excuse me"

Garrison "Hey watch it fag"

guy "what did you just say to me"

Garrison "I just called you a fag. I recently came out of the closet and announced im gay so i can call you a fag. SO PISS OFF YA FAG SHYTTER".

soooooo great!

[DevilsDeity]

cartman learning how to swim: "Just do your side stroke. I only know how to do it doggie style"

Red Rocket

Evil stan
Me Stan; ba chomp, ba chewy chewy chomp


Homer: Wanna donut?
Lisa: Don't you have any fruit?
Homer: This one has purple stuff inside, Purple is a fruit.

[pspcs83]

definately one of the funniest simpson quotes was when marge says "I'm up for a triple x throwdown" hahaha. coming from marge!

[Krunchtime]

the best is cartman when he was dressed up like the cop... " Respect my authoritaaaaaay!!"

haha that is a classic

[PrairieDawg]

When homer is showing off his inventions and one of them is a shotgun with makeup inside.
Marge: "Homer women aren't going to like being shot in the face"
Homer: "Women will like what I tell them to like"

[LM1332]

where he went threw time machine and came back and where it rained donuts and he messed it up and went back and they had lizard tounge and it was a toaster time displacement machine