Ghetto Spelling Bee

[mass junkie]

GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it looks fake" He
say, "Bull****, that watch israel".
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me to the pool hall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

[LeanMeOut]

<<LMO>>

[miked512]

This would be funny, if the leader of the free world wasn't dyslexic and didn't buy his MBA.

[Lozgod]

This would be funny, if the leader of the free world wasn't dyslexic and didn't buy his MBA.

ouch.

[helios]

This would be funny, if the leader of the free world wasn't dyslexic and didn't buy his MBA.

oh boy....

VOTE BUSH

[spywizard]

yea bush

"omelette this speak for itself"

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- John F. Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- John F. Kerry

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor,
and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- John F. Kerry

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good
judgments in the future."
- John F. Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- John F. Kerry

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the
world."
- John F. Kerry

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We
have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- John F. Kerry

"Public speaking is very easy."
- John F. Kerry

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to
the polls."
- John F. Kerry

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not
occur."
- John F. Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- John F. Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children."
- John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- John F. Kerry

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- John F. Kerry

[Carlos_E]

This would be funny, if the leader of the free world wasn't dyslexic and didn't buy his MBA.

ROTFL!!

[mass junkie]

yea bush

"omelette this speak for itself"

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- John F. Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- John F. Kerry

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor,
and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- John F. Kerry

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good
judgments in the future."
- John F. Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- John F. Kerry

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the
world."
- John F. Kerry

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We
have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- John F. Kerry

"Public speaking is very easy."
- John F. Kerry

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to
the polls."
- John F. Kerry

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not
occur."
- John F. Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- John F. Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children."
- John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- John F. Kerry

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- John F. Kerry

lol...those are great...not to mention the fact that the guy looks like a weirdo

[miked512]

Hey, I would have voted for Bush again as well. However, he did say this.

"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

Besides, I hate Kerry too.

[Lozgod]

Well if you are in Florida you dont have to vote because we all know Bush will get that state one way or the other.

[mass junkie]

Well if you are in Florida you dont have to vote because we all know Bush will get that state one way or the other.

AMEN

[trailrider38]

I remember reading these before and they are bush statements....

yea bush

"omelette this speak for itself"

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- John F. Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- John F. Kerry

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor,
and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- John F. Kerry

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good
judgments in the future."
- John F. Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- John F. Kerry

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the
world."
- John F. Kerry

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We
have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- John F. Kerry

"Public speaking is very easy."
- John F. Kerry

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to
the polls."
- John F. Kerry

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not
occur."
- John F. Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- John F. Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children."
- John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- John F. Kerry

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- John F. Kerry

[Fat Guy]

ROFLMAO....Oh Sh** this is Funny!

[Blown_SC]

AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.

KENYA - I needed money fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I get a job?"

DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart. (HA!)

DECIDE - My boy frontin' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

[bubbathegut]

john kerry is one freaky guy, i hope he doesnt win

[50%Natural]

This would be funny, if the leader of the free world wasn't dyslexic and didn't buy his MBA.

someone a little bitter?

[spywizard]

John Kerry.......... the French looking candidate

[RATM]

Mass puts together a gem and it gets hijacked. Mass I thought it was great. Another comical win for you my friend.

[UnNaturalBuff]

I really hate to see what bush could do with 4 more years.......

[Da Bull]

LOL@this thread.

[inheritmylife]

I really hate to see what bush could do with 4 more years.......

My bank account worries to see what Kerry will do with it.

[symatech]

I remember reading these before and they are bush statements....

yeah they are all bush statements...i think that was the joke but not sure