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  1. 08-06-2004, 06:56 AM #41
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    and if marts isnt good enough. mine is perfection on a stick...
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  2. 08-06-2004, 07:19 AM #42
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    Not to brag but I can have sex for almost 2 and a half minutes now....j/k I'm lying.. It's only a minute, **** me
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  3. 08-06-2004, 07:22 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeyZ23
    Not to brag but I can have sex for almost 2 and a half minutes now....j/k I'm lying.. It's only a minute, **** me
    now thats funny shiit
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  4. 08-06-2004, 07:30 AM #44
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    I can eat golf ball size's of Wassabi. Prob eat more if I wanted to..
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  5. 08-06-2004, 09:08 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by mustang331
    I can eat golf ball size's of Wassabi. Prob eat more if I wanted to..
    Hey- you and Pure Power should get together.... you'd make quite the team!
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  6. 08-06-2004, 10:12 AM #46
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  7. 08-06-2004, 10:19 AM #47
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    I've blown a load in a girl's mouth and it came out her nose!!
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  8. 08-06-2004, 10:21 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypertrophy
    I've blown a load in a girl's mouth and it came out her nose!!

    I bet that was a Kodak moment!
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  9. 08-06-2004, 10:29 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    I bet that was a Kodak moment!
    Now theres the understatement of the day!

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  10. 08-06-2004, 03:27 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    I was living with a girl when I got out of jail and when she was at work I would bone her sister.

    I was in a car that flipped over 6 times with no seat belt and all the only injury I had was a cut on my head that required 23 stitches.

    Some Spanish guy tried to rob me at gun point in NJ and I told him he can go fuk his ***** mother and slapped the gun and it went off and hit me in my leg and he ran

    dude, u are whack, i would love to party with u
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  11. 08-06-2004, 04:20 PM #51
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    i can't suck my own penise but i am sure i have one of the thickest fu/kers on a planet.
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  12. 08-06-2004, 04:21 PM #52
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    oh and i can clog up a toilet without tp too...
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  13. 08-06-2004, 04:52 PM #53
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    I weigh 300 lbs, its far from impossible.

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    impossible.
    unless you are drinking 50 odouls hahahahah.
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  14. 08-06-2004, 05:58 PM #54
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  15. 08-06-2004, 06:06 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    I weigh 300 lbs, its far from impossible.
    i definitely believe you... i've seen one of my buddies throw down 36 beers and be completely fine... he weighs in at 290
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  16. 08-06-2004, 06:17 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by bubbathegut
    oh and i can clog up a toilet without tp too...
    HAHA SAME, and i only weigh 180, i can only imagine BDTR, he must have to cut off half the of the log for it to flush!
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  17. 08-06-2004, 06:18 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    I weigh 300 lbs, its far from impossible.
    thats alot of weight =x, didnt know you weighed that much, i thought you weiged like 110 or something, jk. lol no but i thought you weghed in at like 240 or something, must be some other guy.
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  18. 08-10-2004, 02:33 PM #58
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  19. 08-10-2004, 05:12 PM #59
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    Originally Posted by worldknown
    impossible.
    unless you are drinking 50 odouls hahahahah

    it must be possible if when i wieghed 185 i could down a 24 and some brandy. apparetly andre the giant would drink 72 beers and wine with dinner
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  20. 08-10-2004, 05:16 PM #60
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  21. 08-10-2004, 06:07 PM #61
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  22. 08-10-2004, 06:17 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck of Death
    .....I hope it wasn't in the sentence composition event......


    lmao
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  23. 08-10-2004, 08:11 PM #63
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  24. 08-10-2004, 08:46 PM #64
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  25. 08-10-2004, 09:05 PM #65
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  26. 08-11-2004, 07:56 PM #66
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    I was just joking around. I cannot suck my own genitalia.


    It was just the first thing that popped into my head.
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  27. 08-12-2004, 09:06 AM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsallmental
    i take upwards to 15 sh!ts in 1 day.

    Whoa!! :spudniklu
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  28. 02-16-2005, 02:50 AM #68
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    this thread is a few months old now, and it appears have of the people that responded are now banned - what happened to them?

    Itsallmental
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    Dabull ( iseem to remember that one - was it for scamming?)
    jbigdog69

    what happened to them?
    BDTR?
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  29. 02-16-2005, 07:43 AM #69
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    I dunno but I am extremly good looking
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  30. 02-16-2005, 07:52 AM #70
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    how do we know your not lying?
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  31. 02-16-2005, 08:48 AM #71
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  32. 02-16-2005, 08:50 AM #72
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    i eat in excess of 18 egg whites a day - Raw
    and 4 tins of tuna a day

    i am consequently banned from the office for letting out embarrasingly loud trouser coughs

    my bathroom is my second home
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  33. 02-16-2005, 08:51 AM #73
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  34. 02-16-2005, 08:51 AM #74
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    Raw? You want salmonella?
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  35. 02-16-2005, 08:52 AM #75
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    i'm imune to salmonella

    and also cant be @rsed to cook
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    I can touch my elbows behind my back...lol jj
    Sick...
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    I can touch my elbows behind my back...lol jj
    what else??

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  39. 02-16-2005, 09:23 AM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    how do we know your not lying?
    well come on over and see big boy ewwwwww
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  40. 02-16-2005, 09:24 AM #80
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