want to brag about something? heres a thread for you!!!

**PaRiS2005** · 02-16-2005, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by palme

Sick...

you obviously don't get it...

**PaRiS2005** · 02-16-2005, 09:42 AM

I can pat my head and rub my tummy...

**G-Force** · 02-16-2005, 09:45 AM

i fancy your avator
who is it?

**PaRiS2005** · 02-16-2005, 09:48 AM

Me..lol...and thanks...

**G-Force** · 02-16-2005, 09:50 AM

oh is it

i shouldnt have said that then, dont want people to think i'm haraasing female members

thats not me in my avator by the way

bet you thought it was though didnt you?

**PaRiS2005** · 02-16-2005, 09:51 AM

Yeah, I did. And that's not HARASSMENT by any means. This guy was a pure douche bag...what you said was nice. He was sick. But thank ya.

**G-Force** · 02-16-2005, 09:53 AM

i didnt realise you had been harassed??

are you the girl that commando barbi was talkin about in one of her threads?

sorry, if i had known that i would have said anything about harrasment, i was only joking 'bout that

**needmorestrength** · 02-16-2005, 09:57 AM

Hey thats me in my avitar....sexy eh.... phhhh I wish

**PaRiS2005** · 02-16-2005, 09:59 AM

Yep, that would be me CB was speakin of. And sweet Camaro Needmore!!

**PaRiS2005** · 02-16-2005, 10:00 AM

Thats why it said "PaRiS" hence my name on this thing...

**G-Force** · 02-16-2005, 10:02 AM

you have nice teeth, you should be in a tooth past commercial

that was directed at paris, by the way - not needmorestrngth (i assumed that was u in your avator?)

**Juggernaut** · 02-16-2005, 10:03 AM

I can eat six king size Snikers candy bars in less than three minutes.

Oh, and I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue. I guess God gave me that cause I've such a small penis. hahahahahah

**Juggernaut** · 02-16-2005, 10:04 AM

Btw, my avatar is an artist's rendition....I don't actually wear the helmet all the time.

**needmorestrength** · 02-16-2005, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

Yep, that would be me CB was speakin of. And sweet Camaro Needmore!!

Spanks... It'll do me till im done school then I'll have to find something better

.. have to make up for my ugliness with my car

**needmorestrength** · 02-16-2005, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

you have nice teeth, you should be in a tooth past commercial

that was directed at paris, by the way - not needmorestrngth (i assumed that was u in your avator?)

Awww but really I do have nice teeth

**G-Force** · 02-16-2005, 10:06 AM

we should have a "something to be ashamed of" thread for all these people with small tadgers

**Juggernaut** · 02-16-2005, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

we should have a "something to be ashamed of" thread for all these people with small tadgers

Don't act like you're not in the club too.......last I heard you were running for Chairman. hahahaha

**needmorestrength** · 02-16-2005, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Btw, my avatar is an artist's rendition....I don't actually wear the helmet all the time.

Man its ok.. I have to wear a stupid helmet all the time... I have great ideas but I always end up hurt.. kinda like Kelso of that 70's show lol

**PaRiS2005** · 02-16-2005, 10:07 AM

Ok I'm officially confused. But yes thats me in my avatar. And thanks, I like my teeth too..lol

It took me 3 1/2 years to get 'em that way!!

**PaRiS2005** · 02-16-2005, 10:08 AM

I Love That 70's Show!! Haha Kelso Rocks My World!! Burrrrrrrrrrrrrnnn!! Haha

**needmorestrength** · 02-16-2005, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

I Love That 70's Show!! Haha Kelso Rocks My World!! Burrrrrrrrrrrrrnnn!! Haha

Lol "this burns on tour"

**kloter1** · 02-16-2005, 10:13 AM

i shot trap with the 1998 world champion in birmingham, england and i beat him.

**ReX357** · 02-16-2005, 10:13 AM

I use magnum size condoms

**kloter1** · 02-16-2005, 10:15 AM

i got killed the next round though

**PaRiS2005** · 02-16-2005, 10:18 AM

So I'm guessin by that last post we're back to bragging and off the topic of my teeth!! YAY!! LOL...

**Juggernaut** · 02-16-2005, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

So I'm guessin by that last post we're back to bragging and off the topic of my teeth!! YAY!! LOL...

I partied with Hank Williams Jr. once.....really funny guy...and man can he drink. Played football with Brett Farve.....his dad was my coach.

I also have a Magic Toenail.....I feed it sandwiches....cause it like to eat the sandwich. hahahahahah I'm in really goofy mood today..can you tell. Everything i said was a lie.....except the magic toenail part. hahahahahahahaha

**PaRiS2005** · 02-16-2005, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

I partied with Hank Williams Jr. once.....really funny guy...and man can he drink. Played football with Brett Farve.....his dad was my coach.

I also have a Magic Toenail.....I feed it sandwiches....cause it like to eat the sandwich. hahahahahah I'm in really goofy mood today..can you tell. Everything i said was a lie.....except the magic toenail part. hahahahahahahaha

OMG...and I thought I was the only one!!

That was in a goofy mood!!

**needmorestrength** · 02-16-2005, 10:41 AM

I have managed to severely injure myself 5 different times in the last 3 months wooo hooo

**IronFreakX** · 02-16-2005, 10:54 AM

i can put out a cig in my palm,did it 13 times in 24 hrs(it hurt like hell) hmm its not like 1 big thing i do thats impressive but many small things
BTW paris u look like cameron diaz did ne1 tell u that?

**FCECC2** · 02-16-2005, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

So I'm guessin by that last post we're back to bragging and off the topic of my teeth!! YAY!! LOL...

LMAO

yeah bunch of post whores!!! stop polluting my thread!!!!

**spound** · 02-16-2005, 12:09 PM

My sheet smells like roses.....really

**PaRiS2005** · 02-16-2005, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX

i can put out a cig in my palm,did it 13 times in 24 hrs(it hurt like hell) hmm its not like 1 big thing i do thats impressive but many small things
BTW paris u look like cameron diaz did ne1 tell u that?

LoL...I get that ALL the time-seriously!!! Thank you!!

**BigMike J** · 02-16-2005, 12:18 PM

I just seperated 60 eggwhites from the yokes.

**Juggernaut** · 02-16-2005, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by BigMike J

I just seperated 60 eggwhites from the yokes.

Had you done this with your feet I'd say that's one hell of an accomplishment however by hand isn't that big a deal. Denied....please try again. hahahahaha

**ArkansasAlex** · 02-16-2005, 12:27 PM

I just read this entire thread? do I win?

Alex

**Juggernaut** · 02-16-2005, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by ArkansasAlex

I just read this entire thread? do I win?

Alex

One cookie, and only one......others may want one too...do't be a bdt...I mean pig. hahahaha

**PaRiS2005** · 02-16-2005, 12:41 PM

I Wanna Cookie!!!!!!!

**viking_warrior_2k** · 02-16-2005, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by bdtr

I weigh 300 lbs, its far from impossible.

Talk about bad ass, even for a bodybuilder or powerlifter...

My brother once drank 27 Buds one night (I saw him do it) and he isn't even a fitness buff or bodybuilder. He weighed about 200lb. at 5'9". He drank til he voluntarily went to sleep at about 10pm, got up at about 5am the next day and went to work like nothing ever happened. What got me was that he woke up just as normal as anyone with no apparent hangover

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