want to brag about something? heres a thread for you!!!

[Juggernaut]

I Wanna Cookie!!!!!!!

Nope you can't have one....you know the saying...from the lips to the hips. hahahahha I know you're going to thank me but think nothing of it...we here at AR look out for each other.

[Juggernaut]

When I was younger and more flexible, I could pull a Ron Jeremy and touch my penis with my tongue (and my tongue isn't that long...)

I think you've just killed this thread. hahahahaha TMI!

[NoobJuice]

I have caught 4 Td's in an Arena 1 game
My dong is 9'' long and has a girth of 7''
I have slept with 42 women and girls all over 17, I think
I drive a Vette
I own a house at 22 yrs old

[needmorestrength]

Nope you can't have one....you know the saying...from the lips to the hips. hahahahha I know you're going to thank me but think nothing of it...we here at AR look out for each other.

lmao hahah

[BigMike J]

Had you done this with your feet I'd say that's one hell of an accomplishment however by hand isn't that big a deal. Denied....please try again. hahahahaha

Patience is a virtue my friend.. and i feel that that in itself is an accomplishment.

Now recognize the accomplishment. My title is now patient eggcracker haha

[TheNatural3456]

i am an excellent break dancer...
ive slept with 20 major movie stars...
and i am also and excellent liar...

haha and paris you bare a striking resemblance to camreon diaz...i thought thats who you avatar really was...that is me in mine...

[Monkeytown]

I can bench 75lbs, squat 95lbs and curl 15lbs.(with each arm!!)

How you like them apples?!

[NoobJuice]

I can bench 75lbs, squat 95lbs and curl 15lbs.(with each arm!!)

How you like them apples?!

Must be at least 11 years old.

[viking_warrior_2k]

I sit here at work and post while I should be working...

I once shifted a 1600 lb bundle of metal extrusions with the weight mostly on the top of my head and my hands bracing the bundle. Had to shift it over so the fork-lift could get close enough to off-load it.

[viking_warrior_2k]

Of course, I did this one end at a time.

[needmorestrength]

I can bench 75lbs, squat 95lbs and curl 15lbs.(with each arm!!)

How you like them apples?!

lmao.. well I can dead a clean olympic bar ohhh yeaaaaa

[*Narkissos*]

That's nothing.. i can SQUAT an olympic bar

[PaRiS2005]

I still wanna cookie damm!t!! Jugger...

[needmorestrength]

That's nothing.. i can SQUAT an olympic bar

dammmmmmmmmm thats impressive

[decadbal]

lets see.... hmmm i fuucked the prom queen...

[Juggernaut]

lets see.... hmmm i fuucked the prom queen...

I don't believe you.....what was his name?

[Maraxus]

I know deca is too humble to admit it, but he can stuff 3 penises in his anus.

[Juggernaut]

I know deca is too humble to admit it, but he can stuff 3 penises in his anus.

Flat or sideways?

[slizzut]

you have nice teeth, you should be in a tooth past commercial

that was directed at paris, by the way - not needmorestrngth (i assumed that was u in your avator?)

LOL!!!!!!!!

best. pickup. line. ever.


edit: i'm still laughing

[Monkeytown]

That's nothing.. i can SQUAT an olympic bar

WTF?! Why are you and NMS steeling my thunder, raining on my parade?!

[Monkeytown]

lets see.... hmmm i fuucked the prom queen...

I'm currently doing the home coming queen?! It was 7 years ago, does that still count?!

[PaRiS2005]

LOL!!!!!!!!

best. pickup. line. ever.


edit: i'm still laughing

You don't like my teeth slizzut?! jk

[Juggernaut]

You don't like my teeth slizzut?! jk

They look nice....but the tongue is perfect! hahahahaha

[L-carnatine]

the girth of my penis is exactly 13.132 inches around ( i always have to brake in the Pu$$Y) it looks like a mini torpedo cuz of the girth but its 8.7 inches long ----Thanks to Vigourus and PotentCx

[L-carnatine]

I can bench 75lbs, squat 95lbs and curl 15lbs.(with each arm!!)

How you like them apples?!

WTF bro are you serious my sister ( i swear ) can do that. some 15year old today in the gym just started about 3 months ago i was spoting him precher curls 45lbs

[Monkeytown]

WTF bro are you serious my sister ( i swear ) can do that. some 15year old today in the gym just started about 3 months ago i was spoting him precher curls 45lbs

Dude, r u making fun of me? It's not funny to flame someone when they try to post their progress!! You're lucky I'm going to workout (my back, I can row 65lbs) or I would...to quote a great man.....bury my e-boot in your arse!!

















BTW - yes I am kidding. Come one Bro...this IS the lounge!

[profbiv]

I can constantly keep a very good group at 600 yards + with my Sako TRG

[rixyroids]

i lost my virginity when i was 17 to my friends aunty (she was 47 at the time!!!) in toilets of the club he had 18th birthday in for his friends and family

and i swear that!

[allsaucedup]

im taller than you

[PaRiS2005]

They look nice....but the tongue is perfect! hahahahaha

Harr Harr

[caprock82]

I can piss anyone's name (first and last) in curvise on a fence! Nice party trick!

[PaRiS2005]

I can piss anyone's name (first and last) in curvise on a fence! Nice party trick!

Now THATS something to be proud of....

[allsaucedup]

I can piss anyone's name (first and last) in curvise on a fence! Nice party trick!

what is curvise is that some new language i have never heard of

[FCECC2]

i fukced 3 real pornstars that are all over the net

[FCECC2]

not somethin i can be proud of but anyway.. i can stick a whole pencil in my dong !!!

[L-carnatine]

monkeytown dont worry im going right now to squat my max 50lbs and do abs with a spot

[swoll4589]

im gonna brag about my state. God Bless Texas.

[mista_liar]

I so offended that the 2nd gurl in a threesum with my gf couldnt remember my name that i more or lesskicked her out of the room

oh did I mention I'm an idiot?

[PaRiS2005]

what is curvise is that some new language i have never heard of

I think he means CURSIVE...lol

[ottomaddox]

I had sex with two girls that were sisters within a week of each other. I also made out and sucked the titties of their third sister. I just haven't banged her yet.