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    YOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! September 4th HBO Special

    Atlantic City Hookers!!!!!!!! On HBO September 4th!!!!!!!



    Sorry if I seem a little excited, this is a subject close to my heart. Thats all.

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    what about "bangin in little rock 2" august 26th...that should be interesting

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    do u know them all by name..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    do u know them all by name..lol
    Yes he does. Mom, Grandma, Aunt Sophia, Sis, Uncle Joe...

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    Haha...Uncle Joe. Good ol' Uncle Joe.

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    always the mom jokes.....

    cant wait to see her, i mean the show...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Yes he does. Mom, Grandma, Aunt Sophia, Sis, Uncle Joe...
    The one with the best head is named Carlos E. She's really from New York. The only problem is her coochie smells like an armpit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    The one with the best head is named Carlos E. She's really from New York. The only problem is her coochie smells like an armpit.
    I don't care who you are....that's funny right there

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    Quote Originally Posted by damiongage
    I don't care who you are....that's funny right there
    Yeah Carlos has taken a couple shots at me lately. He must not know he has a better change at having sex with more than 2 women in his lifetime than outwitting me. And his chance of having sex with even one woman is slim to none.

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    So Loz, will this be your first time on television?

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    Quote Originally Posted by elicotton
    So Loz, will this be your first time on television?
    No I was on Worlds Largest Penis's on ABC Saturdays at 8:30pm. Following America's Funniest Home Video's, hey did anyone see the AFHV when Carlos E shoved grapes up his ass and pooped out raisins?

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    [QUOTE=Lozgod]No I was on Worlds Largest Penis's on ABC Saturdays QUOTE]

    Whattaya about 200 pounds? (j/k bro)

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    Quote Originally Posted by elicotton

    Whattaya about 200 pounds? (j/k bro)
    Yeah, if I put it on a skateboard its easier to walk around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    He must not know he has a better change at having sex with more than 2 women in his lifetime than outwitting me.
    Been there, done that, and unlike you, I have no need to brag about it.

    I'm sure you can share with us what it's like to be gang banged by cell mates. Isn't that what they do to you people while in lock up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I'm sure you can share with us what it's like to be gang banged by cell mates. Isn't that what they do to you people while in lock up?
    Oh that was very creative never heard that one before. I bet if you remove that black spot over your face you will have a bucket on cum sprayed on your face because only wishful thinking homosexuals ask questions about prison sex. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Oh that was very creative never heard that one before. I bet if you remove that black spot over your face you will have a bucket on cum sprayed on your face because only wishful thinking homosexuals ask questions about prison sex. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
    My familiarity with prison is from television. I've never been to jail. That's something normal people avoid. And if I ever was locked up, it's not something I would brag about on an internet board.

    But brag away, whatever gets you wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    My familiarity with prison is from television.
    Keep it that way. All of your homosexual question might get you pregnant in the joint.

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    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Keep it that way. All of your homosexual question might get you pregnant in the joint.
    Yeah, you keep bragging about your illustrious history. It'll get you fare in life and makes a great first impression.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Yeah, you keep bragging about your illustrious history. It'll get you fare in life and makes a great first impression.
    far is spelled f-a-r not fare. Correct spelling can get you far in life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I bet if I went to prison you could get a carton of Newports for this tight butthole. I stick advacados up there and it snaps right back to tightness. I have a magical anal kunt.
    yucky Carlos thats uncalled for.

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    LOL, you guys are a blast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    I bet if I went to prison you could get a carton of Newports for this tight butthole. I stick advacados up there and it snaps right back to tightness. I have a magical anal kunt.
    Editing quotes. I haven't seen that in ages. Is that one of the skills you learned along with reading and landscaping? Or do you just learn to be a better criminal once you get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Editing quotes. I haven't seen that in ages. Is that one of the skills you learned along with reading and landscaping? Or do you just learn to be a better criminal once you get out.
    You suck at this. Good luck in all your future endeavors. Holla at your boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    You suck at this. Good luck in all your future endeavors. Holla at your boy.
    Yeah, you're right. He should be a bit more creative like "Dang, did all the squats and gut fscking that goes on in prison really give you the ability to do anal aerobics?? Thats fscking disgusting"

    That would have been better IMO.

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    Carlos_E you ruined what was otherwise a great thread.

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