haha, drunk russian girl on her way to my house

**Phillyboy1** · 08-10-2004, 12:43 AM

so there is this chick that lives in my apartment complex that ive known for forever. she's 19, russian, and super hot. we've hooked up before and had sex also. well she is on her way over cause she doesnt want to go home to her house drunk. since she is 19 she still lives at home and wants to crash here..... looks like tonight is gonna be another one of them nights, its 3 am and she just woke me up. and the only reason im posting on here is cause im bored out of my mind waiting for her ass to get here. **** i wish i had a freaking digi cam cause id be taking some pics for you guys. i am definatly gonna get one by the end of this month, cause next time it happens im gonna just show you guys how my night ends up

**Lozgod** · 08-10-2004, 12:52 AM

Bro where do you live? I'll hop on the subway, we can do some perverted ass stuff to her.

**Fat Guy** · 08-10-2004, 12:54 AM

Penthouse stories by JC. I think it's the tat bro...chicks love that kind of sh*t. Tell us more JC... Tell us more...

**Lozgod** · 08-10-2004, 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Bro where do you live? I'll hop on the subway, we can do some perverted ass stuff to her.

Tie her up and burn her with crack pipes Rick James and Tina Marie style.

I'm Rick James bitch!!!!!!

**Phillyboy1** · 08-10-2004, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Tie her up and burn her with crack pipes Rick James and Tina Marie style.

I'm Rick James bitch!!!!!!

well im still waiting, she's on 95, probably getting on wood haven right now. so any minute now she'll be here. whoooo hooo, and she gives the best freaking BJ's every lol. its even funnier cause ive know the girl since she was freaking 10 or so. i was 15 and knowin this girl was gonna be smoking lol. so i just stayed friends with her, and the moment she turned 18 i started bringing her downtown with me, now she works at the new continental "up town"

**Lozgod** · 08-10-2004, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

well im still waiting, she's on 95, probably getting on wood haven right now. so any minute now she'll be here. whoooo hooo, and she gives the best freaking BJ's every lol.

You got her driving drunk on 95 at 3am for your sexual satisfaction. I love it.

**Phillyboy1** · 08-10-2004, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

You got her driving drunk on 95 at 3am for your sexual satisfaction. I love it.

she called me drunk on 95 lol. she's like im sooo drunk i cant go home.... so im like ummm come here lol. and what do you ya know. she is. and will most likely just sleep here lol. im sure she isnt that drunk, she's just playing it up. i dont give a what what, she is gonna be in trouble when she gets in my bed, cause i already jerked off to some porn a few hours ago, so im ready for the long ass sex lol

**Lozgod** · 08-10-2004, 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

she called me drunk on 95 lol. she's like im sooo drunk i cant go home.... so im like ummm come here lol. and what do you ya know. she is. and will most likely just sleep here lol. im sure she isnt that drunk, she's just playing it up. i dont give a what what, she is gonna be in trouble when she gets in my bed, cause i already jerked off to some porn a few hours ago, so im ready for the long ass sex lol

Well have a blast bro. I am in a drought. I havent had any pussy since Friday night.

**UnNaturalBuff** · 08-10-2004, 01:05 AM

ahhh, the single life, boy I miss it...................

**Phillyboy1** · 08-10-2004, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Well have a blast bro. I am in a drought. I havent had any pussy since Friday night.

thats not that bad of a drought....

**worldknown** · 08-10-2004, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

thats not that bad of a drought....

no ****

**w_rballs** · 08-10-2004, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

thats not that bad of a drought....

for loz it is.i cant go more than three days without sex. i would shoot myself. **** i can barely make it with having sex EOD. i need ti everyday. hahaha

**Jack87** · 08-10-2004, 08:58 AM

JC

I'm sure your ass had a busy night, but
we need a update whenever you recover...lol

**Sage** · 08-10-2004, 10:19 AM

if she is still there whisper in her ear......"sasi hooy sooka e glotay"

**singern** · 08-10-2004, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Tie her up and burn her with crack pipes Rick James and Tina Marie style.

I'm Rick James bitch!!!!!!

Sorry bro but Rick James is dead, his memory lives on in you....

**abstrack** · 08-10-2004, 11:08 AM

whats the update, I just got horny thinking about it.

had to edit this!... with out you included in my mind when I was thinking about it!

**jbigdog69** · 08-10-2004, 11:16 AM

We need am update with details...Hello!!! Anybody home???

***Mr. Sparkle*** · 08-10-2004, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by abstrack

whats the update, I just got horny thinking about it.

had to edit this!... with out you included in my mind when I was thinking about it!

good cover

**builtthekid** · 08-10-2004, 11:22 AM

Jc gonna do something strange to her.

**fitnessNY** · 08-10-2004, 11:28 AM

Lets hear about it -- how did it go

**Pork Chop** · 08-10-2004, 11:41 AM

if i were built like you and single.. the hidden digicam would be in full effect..

**abstrack** · 08-10-2004, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Sparkle

good cover

I knew I was going to be open for attacks as soon as i posted the original

You're a bunch of vultures I tell you!

**decadbal** · 08-10-2004, 04:25 PM

except me and i am not a vulture..just the rapture..

**Dally** · 08-10-2004, 05:26 PM

maybe he had a heart attack?

uh ohhh

maybe he was bangin her and she had a heart attack and he couldnt revive her...and had to dump ...(not in the sexy way) ahahah .

the body somewhere... like in my car...

OMG .. Id better go check my CAR!!!

***Mr. Sparkle*** · 08-10-2004, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by abstrack

You're a bunch of vultures I tell you!

Please you know if the oppertunity presents its self you jump all over it!

So JC still kickin it with that chick?

**dirtdawg** · 08-10-2004, 05:31 PM

JC,you stiil taxing that ass, you blow your load yet or what?

**Dally** · 08-10-2004, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by dirtdawg

JC,you stiil taxing that ass, you blow your load yet or what?

maybe not.. he said he wacked it .... so ...

he may be doin to extended super humpty bangadatASS style.

**dirtdawg** · 08-10-2004, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

maybe not.. he said he wacked it .... so ...

he may be doin to extended super humpty bangadatASS style.

gotta love cialis

**Benches505** · 08-10-2004, 05:37 PM

Some Ruskies can be very wild...Update?

**Phillyboy1** · 08-10-2004, 07:57 PM

ok boys im sorry i took so long, but i am never ever ever doing something like i did last night every again. she came here, and it was wild ass nookie till about 5am. well today i had court in philly and had to be up at f-cking 8am. so i got about 3 hours of sleep. well my luck goes down from there on. i go to traffic court, the judge decides to f-ck with me and tells me i have to pay my full fine or else. well i didnt wanna pay, i told him i didnt have any money with me. so they THROW ME IN A FREAKING HOLDING CELL. so im in this holding cell with about 7 other dudes, and i call my dad at city hall and tell him what the judge did. so i sit there for about 1 hour, mean while i was supposed to be in and out of there cause i had people i was supposed to meet to go to 6 flags. well my dad calls his boy, who calls his boy, and with in a hour im out of the holding cell, and charges are dropped. so i speed up to 6 flags, and meet up wiht my bro and his GF, and her friend that she brought along. then all day i sat in long ass lines trying to get on all the rides and finally here it is 1000 PM and im finally getting home. im sooo f-cking tired i dont even know what to say. tomorrow ill post some details about the russian banging but im too beat right now.

**dirtdawg** · 08-10-2004, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

ok boys im sorry i took so long, but i am never ever ever doing something like i did last night every again. she came here, and it was wild ass nookie till about 5am. well today i had court in philly and had to be up at f-cking 8am. so i got about 3 hours of sleep. well my luck goes down from there on. i go to traffic court, the judge decides to f-ck with me and tells me i have to pay my full fine or else. well i didnt wanna pay, i told him i didnt have any money with me. so they THROW ME IN A FREAKING HOLDING CELL. so im in this holding cell with about 7 other dudes, and i call my dad at city hall and tell him what the judge did. so i sit there for about 1 hour, mean while i was supposed to be in and out of there cause i had people i was supposed to meet to go to 6 flags. well my dad calls his boy, who calls his boy, and with in a hour im out of the holding cell, and charges are dropped. so i speed up to 6 flags, and meet up wiht my bro and his GF, and her friend that she brought along. then all day i sat in long ass lines trying to get on all the rides and finally here it is 1000 PM and im finally getting home. im sooo f-cking tired i dont even know what to say. tomorrow ill post some details about the russian banging but im too beat right now.

glad to hear that you handled your business after whacking it

**Dally** · 08-10-2004, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

ok boys im sorry i took so long, but i am never ever ever doing something like i did last night every again. she came here, and it was wild ass nookie till about 5am. well today i had court in philly and had to be up at f-cking 8am. so i got about 3 hours of sleep. well my luck goes down from there on. i go to traffic court, the judge decides to f-ck with me and tells me i have to pay my full fine or else. well i didnt wanna pay, i told him i didnt have any money with me. so they THROW ME IN A FREAKING HOLDING CELL. so im in this holding cell with about 7 other dudes, and i call my dad at city hall and tell him what the judge did. so i sit there for about 1 hour, mean while i was supposed to be in and out of there cause i had people i was supposed to meet to go to 6 flags. well my dad calls his boy, who calls his boy, and with in a hour im out of the holding cell, and charges are dropped. so i speed up to 6 flags, and meet up wiht my bro and his GF, and her friend that she brought along. then all day i sat in long ass lines trying to get on all the rides and finally here it is 1000 PM and im finally getting home. im sooo f-cking tired i dont even know what to say. tomorrow ill post some details about the russian banging but im too beat right now.

Woulda been a hell of way to go out on a board bro.

glad your not dead tho

**bubbathegut** · 08-10-2004, 08:40 PM

is that Nadia?

**abstrack** · 08-10-2004, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by jcstomper

ok boys im sorry i took so long, but i am never ever ever doing something like i did last night every again. she came here, and it was wild ass nookie till about 5am. well today i had court in philly and had to be up at f-cking 8am. so i got about 3 hours of sleep. well my luck goes down from there on. i go to traffic court, the judge decides to f-ck with me and tells me i have to pay my full fine or else. well i didnt wanna pay, i told him i didnt have any money with me. so they THROW ME IN A FREAKING HOLDING CELL. so im in this holding cell with about 7 other dudes, and i call my dad at city hall and tell him what the judge did. so i sit there for about 1 hour, mean while i was supposed to be in and out of there cause i had people i was supposed to meet to go to 6 flags. well my dad calls his boy, who calls his boy, and with in a hour im out of the holding cell, and charges are dropped. so i speed up to 6 flags, and meet up wiht my bro and his GF, and her friend that she brought along. then all day i sat in long ass lines trying to get on all the rides and finally here it is 1000 PM and im finally getting home. im sooo f-cking tired i dont even know what to say. tomorrow ill post some details about the russian banging but im too beat right now.

now thats a phucking story that took a turn for the worse and went back to being good.