Pick Up Lines

[rugbyking]

i read this trick somewhere. walk up to a girl and ask her who she thinks is the best looking girl in the entire place. if she is stuck up she will prolly say something like "well im the best looking girl here" which you can respond and say "no i mean the HOTTEST looking girl here! with a big grin on your face. if she responds like she should, she will look around and then say "her, her over there, she is the best looking girl here" say thanks!! then immediately go approach the girl who she pointed too and start talking to her. the first girl you talked to will be watching you the whole time not being able to believe what happened. talk to the 2nd girl for awhile and get her to laugh. make it look like you are makeing her day. hell even get her # if you can, right in front of the 1st girl. later the 1st girl should come up and talk to you without you even having to try. she will be totally into you. try it!!!! it takes balls though and if you go over to the girl she points out and fail to have a good conversation you pretty much just ****ed it all up

[Justincase]

Hey B*tch Dont Turn This Rape Into A Murder

LOL.........hey mass there are people out there who can help you......
they have 24 hour help lines with counselors waiting!

[cpt steele]

Could you spare any pussy??

[juicehoe]

"If i was Moses i would have spread your legs instead of the sea"
For all the guys with low BF
GUY: "Do you have a needle and thread"
GIRL: "no"
GUY: "Oh because im ripped" (then proceed to show a 6pack or flex your bi)

"Does your dad work at subway? (girl says no) Oh because everytime i look at u i get a foot long"
"Why dont we go back to my place and play army... u can blow the hell out of me"
"Did it hurt? (GIRL: did what hurt?) When u fell from heaven.

I could go on and on lol

[Soldier of Misfortune]

"Why dont we go back to my place and play army... u can blow the hell out of me"

I just found my new line!!

[Jantzen4k]

Hey B*tch Dont Turn This Rape Into A Murder

after reading all of these mass junkie's is funniest

[tonytone]

as long as i have a face, you have a place to sit

[tonytone]

as long as i have a face, you have a place to sit

[V_Xsucks]

I live in bevely hills I have two ferraris and a beach house in miami. Im sure you dont wanna know my name. sorry but I got to get going.

[saboudian]

My fav intro.

So, Suga, whats gonna make ya smile?

[cokdiesl]

let's play train....you can sit on my face and i'll chew chew chew

shyt! i lost my # can i borrow yours?

i lost my teddybear will you sleep w/ me??