Pick Up Lines

[max-it]

What is the funniest pick up line you have ever heard. I'll start:

"For a fat girl, you don't sweat much."

[UnNaturalBuff]

"hey baby, whatcha drinkin" I watch my buddy use this constantly and I still laugh every time

[palme]

"Wanna ****?"

Works everytime!

[rugbyking]

nice shoes! wanna fvk?

Me:hey, what are you drinking?
Her: ill have a beer
Me: great get me one too next time you order

btw pick up lines almost never work. your best bet to chat up a women is to say something about your current surroundings. make it seem like your just commenting on what is going on. they wont even realize you are picking them up. and before you know it she is totally into you.

[Hypertrophy]

Baby, you aren't the most beautiful girl i've ever seen, but beauty is just a light switch away!

[biglouie250]

"that shirt looks great on you...it would look even better on my bedroom floor"

i usually just say hi or hello, the direct approach works better than a cheezy line i think.

[rugbyking]

ask her if she wakes up early. then when she says no say "good cause i dont like to be waken up early in the morning!!

[Hypertrophy]

Your panties are like a mirror, i can see myself in them

[Maraxus]

How much for a bj?

[palme]

Baby, you aren't the most beautiful girl i've ever seen, but beauty is just a light switch away!

Dont forget about paperbags, they work good too.

[OGPackin]

As long as i have a face, u'll always have a place to sit....

OG

[Maraxus]

As long as i have a face, u'll always have a place to sit....

OG

Good one.

[OGPackin]

Good one.

Tanks bro....Works everytime.... Try it....

OG

[Dally]

**** you ya ****in hoe ... wanna hump?

[Krunchtime]

"can I have my breath back?"

"if I had a nickel for every time I saw someome as hot as you, I would have 5 cents"

" 'legs' is the word of the day... how about we go back to my place and spread the word"

[spywizard]

hey..... do you want to go back to my place for the most incredable sex of your life??


You will get your face slapped.. but you will be suprised how my tang you get

[w_rballs]

**** me if im wrong, but isnt your name gertrude?

care for a free moustache ride?

guy:wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex
girl: no!!
guy: whats a matter u dont like pizza?

[Surferboy]

"You're pretty, but you're getting prettier...get me another beer!"

[mark956101957]

Lets play circus, sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

[max-it]

Lets play circus, sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

LOL

Let's play magic. We can go back to my place and you can make my d**k disappear!

[Steroids101]

You have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

I watched a buddy of mine say that to a girl at a bar one night (he was really drunk), I nearly died laughing.

[Psychotron]

"you got small boobs for a fat chick"

[mass junkie]

Hey B*tch Dont Turn This Rape Into A Murder

[Steroids101]

Hey B*tch Dont Turn This Rape Into A Murder

[iNvid]

Hey B*tch Dont Turn This Rape Into A Murder

Thats the funniest thing ive heard all day lmfao.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

[PrairieDawg]

'I'm new in town, can I have directions to your apartment?'

[sinista63]

Hey B*tch Dont Turn This Rape Into A Murder

LMFAO...

one of my buddies used to joke around with "hey... how about a pizza and a ****?" and if the girl said no he'd say "what? you don't like pizza?" he used that with a girl one time and he's dating her til this day... its been about 4 months now.... i guess she appreciated his sense of humor

[bulldawg_28]

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between holidays?

[Krunchtime]

"you got small boobs for a fat chick"

haahah how is that a pick up line....funny but I dont see it workin

[Krunchtime]

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between holidays?

Lmao.

[Soldier of Misfortune]

C'mon, you cant get pregnant again!

Pardon me, have I fvcked you yet?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

[worldknown]

start sucking or else your gonna be lickin the dirt off my shoes, whore

[Peter Gibbons]

wave the girl over with your pointer finger, when she arrives, tell her, "I knew if i fingered you enough you would cum".

A variation of that is waving with the same finger for a girl to come to you and you say "If i can make you cum with one finger, just imagine what i could do with the whole hand"

[rissinite]

Walk up to two chicks, typically one is much hotter than the other....

Me to less attractive chick: "Hey, you like to dance?"
Less attractive chick: "Yeah"
Me: "Well, go do it so I can talk to your hot friend."


"I've been drinking for quite a while, and you're starting to look pretty **** good."


Walk up to a girl and point across the room at one of your buddies that's looking at you. Say "my buddy over there wants to know if you think I'M hot?"

Classics

[Surferboy]

Back in college I had way too much to drink at this party, and this girl was telling me about how she was hungry, so I told her that I had a cheeseburger on my bed, and it friggin' worked! She was pretty loaded as well, so it wasn't that hard, but it still worked.

[TooSmall]

hey you look pretty tired, let me clean off a place for you to sit down

*wipes off face*

[Krunchtime]

Walk up to two chicks, typically one is much hotter than the other....

Me to less attractive chick: "Hey, you like to dance?"
Less attractive chick: "Yeah"
Me: "Well, go do it so I can talk to your hot friend."




Classics

thats f'in great!

[kdawg21]

So can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking person in the room, but I am the only one talking to you.

[Krunchtime]

I just **** into my pants. Can I get into yours?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Ive actually used this one and it worked... lol: Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.

[spywizard]

blow job is an expression..

suck it.. don't blow on it..........