08-11-2004, 08:30 PM #1
Difference between liberals and republicans
A man poses a question to a liberal and republican man. If you and your family are walking down a nasty street through a bad part of town. A man jumps out and grabs one of your kids and puts a knife to their throat and you have no idea what the bad man wants. Now you are carrying a loaded handgun ready for action. What do you do????????????
The liberal man says well what if we offered him better educational programs when he was younger. Or maybe some type of self help program to get the man on his feet. Maybe if the community painted the buildings on the street and planted flowers everywhere he might not have been in a bad mood. Maybe if I offered to set him up in a hotel and feed him a hot meal he might change his mind. Maybe the man has been oppressed and this is just his way of acting out. Is there anything I could help the man with that society has denied him. How do we help this man???? Oh yeah I would throw the gun away I dont believe in them.....
The republican goes BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG DIE SCUM BAG!!!! And then the daughter says nice grouping Dad!!! Good Job!!!
08-11-2004, 08:34 PM #2
Excellent distinction that is essence of it all. I'm so glad I'm a Republican!
08-11-2004, 10:11 PM #3
08-11-2004, 10:43 PM #4
I really dont see how there can be so many liberal men on here when they are taking abnormal amounts of Testosterone . I really dont see how a bunch big ooh tuff men can have a liberal mindset??????
If someone does something to me I have to poke back.
If someone says something wrong to me ill be screaming.
I dont see how one could keep the liberal mindset when being on a bunch of man juice????
08-11-2004, 11:24 PM #5
"nice group dad"
08-12-2004, 12:35 AM #6
Ill take God and guns, liberals can keep their gays and taxes.
08-12-2004, 12:39 AM #7
being liberal doesn't mean that you don't defend your family. Another case of republicans name calling.
08-12-2004, 12:45 AM #8
I hear you chris adams but you have to admit it is kinda funny and is slightly accurate of a liberal mind set.
It wasnt meant to be serious or proove a point.
08-12-2004, 09:56 AM #9Member
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08-12-2004, 10:24 AM #10Swellin GuestOriginally Posted by chrisAdams
However, I know alot more liberals that would be less aggressive in the protection of their families than I do republicans who would take the same actions.
08-12-2004, 10:52 AM #11Originally Posted by Jef-El
Sound OK to me.
That will give you a theocracy enforced by bullets, and the rest of us will have tolerance and public works funded by the citizenry.
Oh yah, plus, WE will have all the good designers, so your women will always be stuck in cotton print housedresses and won't have any makeup or fancy hairdoos. Ya, with your bargain, not only do you get god and guns, but you get all the ugly women, too. And lousy food. And boring TV.
Without taxes, you won't have public sewers, and will have to dig a well and build yourself a nice little outhouse.
Last edited by Tock; 08-12-2004 at 10:54 AM.
08-12-2004, 10:56 AM #12Originally Posted by Jef-El
More people have died over religion than any other cause. Kind of pointless if you ask me.....
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