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    Anyone else dislike John Basteau and FMS?

    Does anyone else hate John Basteau and Fitness Made Simple commercials.


    >>John tried dying his hair blond but it only made him gayer

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    lol....bro i cant stand that dude. He's funny looking too IMO. Hes got a big arss melon head which makes him look weird.

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    yeah, its like his head doesn't fit on his body.

    what a freakin quack!

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    LMAO, have you ever noticed how he stands in a twisted postition with his arms up to try to show his abs more in his commercial, yeah that looks normal.... That guy wants all these coach potatoes to think that they are going to look as shredded as he is by doing his tapes....... yeah alright

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    i wpould be that shredded too if i weighed in a 120 lbs soaking wet. " you too can have abs just like me in only a few minutes a day." fruck u john. blow me beeznatch!

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    all that crap that u can attain in a few days is BS

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    LMFAO. Yeah, hes got a big grill. You guys ever see than MTV cartoon "The Head"? It ran about 10 years ago. JB reminds me of him.

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    I swear I don't know one person who likes that guy, W RBalls, you just cracked me up.....

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    That man's head is WRONG. Still, I give him props for capitalizing off of lazy, stupid people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocco78
    That man's head is WRONG. Still, I give him props for capitalizing off of lazy, stupid people.
    Agree 100% Rocco78, his head is f**ked up. Someone should just put him in his place

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    I think he's a clown because there are about 1000009340923450349 people in the world who weigh a buck-o-five (105 lbs.) with abs, nothing special AT ALL there.

    On the flip-side, the business side of me is intrigued by how many people he reaches, and how he got into the position he is in today.

    So, yes he looks like a tool and is a twig, but he's doing something everone on this board would jump @ the chance to do, if chosen to headline such an infomercial.

    ~SC~

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    yeah but anyone on this board would look 100000x cooler then him

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    A twig can sell that tape to a bunch of idiots,but not to a redwood.

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    ha, i wouldnt hate him as much if his BS commerical wasn't on all the time

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    lol any time his name is mentioned everyone always chimes in how his head looks weird, but having my own business im going to have to agree with swolecat on how well hes doing marketing it. Hes laughing at u as he just sits back and gets checks

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    Dammm Bastdow!!!!!!!!!


    Hes Back On Tv Again. Why Wont He Stop?!?!?!?!??!?!

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    Because he's......

    "bringing real results, to real people".

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