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    Maybe the worst movie ever.

    I am watching Anaconda. The soundtrack sucks, the snake looks fake as hell, Ice Cube has the acting ability of a washing machine with a blanket in it, the plot is about as intelligent as Gary the Retard, but....... Jenifer Lopez's butt is extra beautiful in it and that other girl is super fine, so I can't help but watch it.

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    That's an old one bro!

    That entire movie sucked (__!__), but J-Ho's booty is the only reason I watched it.........that was worth it to me.

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    i switched that movie off half way. wat i load of shut. hav you see troy. thats good

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyisaacs
    i switched that movie off half way. wat i load of shut. hav you see troy. thats good
    for the record, i suck at english/writing composition in general, and i say this not to be a flame, but are you kidding me with the grammar/syntax? I know that people type fast on here and that spelling is something that we all miss since this isnt term paper material, but GOD DAYMN thats horrid.

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    He does rather well when he's cussing me out however!

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    how could you not like that movie with its all star cast

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    how could you not like that movie with its all star cast
    Oh yeah, Owen Wilson, Ice Cube, Jennifer Lopez, and some other people.

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    i wonder if the new one will be as bad, i will probably watch it anyway.You know how everyone says a movie is bad but you still want to see it for your self.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Ice Cube has the acting ability of a washing machine with a blanket in it
    Ha ha ha!

    Wow! I must commend you on this VERY accurate description of Ice Cubes acting ability Why he's on TV and in movies is a mistery that rivals Carrot Tops popularity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    I am watching Anaconda. The soundtrack sucks, the snake looks fake as hell, Ice Cube has the acting ability of a washing machine with a blanket in it, the plot is about as intelligent as Gary the Retard, but....... Jenifer Lopez's butt is extra beautiful in it and that other girl is super fine, so I can't help but watch it.
    I went to Harry and Kumar Go To Whitecasle (terrible movie). And in the previews there was a sequal to Anaconda. I bet you guys can't wait

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    that movie was the worst, the snake is soo fake its retarded. Have you seen the preview for the new anaconda movie? why do they bother?

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    I saw the commercials and it looked like the worst movie ever!

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    At first I thought they F-ed up and put the previews for the first anaconda movie on, then when I realized it was a whole new $hitfest, I had to keep myself from putting a gun to my face. I swear, most of the movies that come out these days are just horrible. Those two fags go to white castle?? The fast and furious are two hour car commercials. What a load of horse $hit drivel.

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