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    please read im going to the doc tommorow.

    Hi am an 18 year old male who is in good shape. i am finally swithing from my petetrion to a regular adult doc. Is he gonna do a physical on me and make me get naked or do blood work? plz let me know im scared. i dont like to get naked in front of other men and i dont like do get blood drawn because ive never had my blood drawn before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tryingtogain
    Hi am an 18 year old male who is in good shape. i am finally swithing from my petetrion to a regular adult doc. Is he gonna do a physical on me and make me get naked or do blood work? plz let me know im scared. i dont like to get naked in front of other men and i dont like do get blood drawn because ive never had my blood drawn before.
    He might want to check you for hernias in your groin area. When he asks you to drop your shorts, just tell him you'd rather not. In all likelyhood, he won't pressure you.

    Unless you mention very specific symptoms, it's unlikely that you will have bood drawn.

    Whatever happens, no-one is going to care ten thousand years from now.

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    doesnt he just check for a lump in your balls when he asks u to drop your pants? also why does he make u cough

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    If he gives you a prostate exam, make sure he doesn't use two fingers.

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    i dont understand

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    Don't worry, bro. You'll be fine. Blood work doesn't hurt a bit.

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    When I switched over last year, I didn't have to drop my shorts, or give blood work..

    However, if you do, like LB said, blood-work doesn't hurt, and if he asks you to drop your shorts.. you can refuse..(although they would only be down for a minute or 2)...

    Good luck bro... you'll be fine...

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    They usually grab your balls and work them around in a circular motion like those metal balls used for meditation/relaxation. Only holds them in his hands though for like 5 minutes. Sometimes, to make the entire process quicker, they'll do the hernia/cough/ball grope at the same time as probing your anal region with his gloved/vaselined finger, checking the prostate. So, instead of 5 mins of nuts caressing FOLLOWED by 4-5 minutes of anal inspection, they can do both at the same time, thus shaving off 4-5 minutes for these processes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    They usually grab your balls and work them around in a circular motion like those metal balls used for meditation/relaxation. Only holds them in his hands though for like 5 minutes. Sometimes, to make the entire process quicker, they'll do the hernia/cough/ball grope at the same time as probing your anal region with his gloved/vaselined finger, checking the prostate. So, instead of 5 mins of nuts caressing FOLLOWED by 4-5 minutes of anal inspection, they can do both at the same time, thus shaving off 4-5 minutes for these processes.

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    Yes but don't forget if he suspects an allergy, he will be forced to do the anal inspection without the vasoline. He won't be able to feel around as precisely this way so he will ussually stick his arm in up to his elbow, until it pops out of your mouth. Well, good luck, hope you don't have any allergies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    They usually grab your balls and work them around in a circular motion like those metal balls used for meditation/relaxation. Only holds them in his hands though for like 5 minutes. Sometimes, to make the entire process quicker, they'll do the hernia/cough/ball grope at the same time as probing your anal region with his gloved/vaselined finger, checking the prostate. So, instead of 5 mins of nuts caressing FOLLOWED by 4-5 minutes of anal inspection, they can do both at the same time, thus shaving off 4-5 minutes for these processes.

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    After reading that im sure he will neeeeever go to the Doctors again....hahaha

    In all serious bro, dont be such a wussie! The Doc sees hundreds of peckers urs wont make him all hot and horny...lol Im sure he feels just as uncomfortable as u do, but its his job. Taking blood doesnt hurt one bit and ur to young for him to do a prostate check. So i wouldnt worry about the ol'finger in the brown eye. He will probably check for a hernia. If he wants to just pull ur boxers down some in the front, u dont have to take them all the way off if u feel that uncomforable.

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    dude, come on, show him your dick.... he wont bite it...if your lucky... needles rock and so do having non gay men caress your testes.... live it up while u can...when your 58 no one will give a shiit about your balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    when your 58 no one will give a shiit about your balls
    Noone, except your own knees.. old balls...

    You'll be fine bro.. trust me.... and yes, he's probably seen smaller (just go to my Doc to be sure )

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    don't stress it........only the doctor.....its their job..........and your 18 years old.......and never got bood drawn before?..........you had to have, just dont rememeber it.............

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    Yes, I was kidding of course!

    They do not caress the balls in a circular motion.

    They squeeze them a bit and grind them together to see if there are
    any imperfections that can cause probs.


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    lmao...this is great...


    say bro i guess you never played any ball....they line you up with about 25 other naked guys and one doc is sitting in a chair and he just says next....next....as he grabs your goods and tells you to turn your head and cough....

    no big deal....do you have a tiny piece or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    If he gives you a prostate exam, make sure he doesn't use two fingers.
    Also, during the prostate exam, make sure his hands are not on your shoulders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tryingtogain
    Hi am an 18 year old male who is in good shape. i am finally swithing from my petetrion to a regular adult doc. Is he gonna do a physical on me and make me get naked or do blood work? plz let me know im scared. i dont like to get naked in front of other men and i dont like do get blood drawn because ive never had my blood drawn before.
    He's going to ask you to get naked and parade around the room shaking your ass while the rest of the staff hoots and hollers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by max-it
    Also, during the prostate exam, make sure his hands are not on your shoulders.
    always hate that..... that's why i use a female doc.. and her fingers are thinner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by max-it
    Also, during the prostate exam, make sure his hands are not on your shoulders.
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    getting blood work usually depends on the doctor. the doctor i work for always does a comphrehensive metabolic panel CMP, fasting lipid (cholesteral panel) , Complete Blood Count CBC, and maybe a Thyroid Stimulating Hormone TSH test if you are fat and a urinalysis UA too! he also has you have an ekg but your prolly to young to need all that. most kids get a UA and a hemoglobin - which is where they poke your finger and get a drop of blood. then again some docs dont do ****

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    my favorite is when he pulls the skin back for a quick visual.. oh yeah..

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