this morning as i was eating my eggs, my mother comes up to me and says "WHAT ARE YOU GETTING FROM CATTLE FARMS??" my jaw dropped. i had no clue what to say. she said " im worried about you, i think your using steroids, or making them. i worried that you take ephedra, that stuff is known to cause heart problems. " i replied telling her that first off i take ephedrine which is not ephedra and that i was insulted that she thinks i use steroids. i told her look at all the training that i do , all the healthy food that im always eating. i asked her if she thought i didnt know what i was doing. she then asked so what do you get at cattle farms, is it needles?? i told her i got pills that i took with other pills that make up pro hormones. (i guess thats better than saying, "well i get these pellets that are designed to be injected into cattle but i disolve the pellets and then convert them into an injectable solution then adminster shots to myself to increase lean muscle mass" she will prolly come home today and be like "pro hormones are bad, i read that, plus they are illegal!!! ah jeez wtf am i gunna do. btw i had to go up to my room and hide all my syringes and needles. i just bought a bunch of supplies to make test prop. i had to hide all that. it wouldnt look good if she found bottles of heet and funnels and mason jars in my bedroom. i hope she doesnt go all sherlock holmes on me and search my room cause i would be ****ed :(
