Thread: what can i say??
08-16-2004, 08:18 AM #1
what can i say??
this morning as i was eating my eggs, my mother comes up to me and says "WHAT ARE YOU GETTING FROM CATTLE FARMS??" my jaw dropped. i had no clue what to say. she said " im worried about you, i think your using steroids , or making them. i worried that you take ephedra, that stuff is known to cause heart problems. " i replied telling her that first off i take ephedrine which is not ephedra and that i was insulted that she thinks i use steroids . i told her look at all the training that i do , all the healthy food that im always eating. i asked her if she thought i didnt know what i was doing. she then asked so what do you get at cattle farms, is it needles?? i told her i got pills that i took with other pills that make up pro hormones. (i guess thats better than saying, "well i get these pellets that are designed to be injected into cattle but i disolve the pellets and then convert them into an injectable solution then adminster shots to myself to increase lean muscle mass" she will prolly come home today and be like "pro hormones are bad, i read that, plus they are illegal!!! ah jeez wtf am i gunna do. btw i had to go up to my room and hide all my syringes and needles. i just bought a bunch of supplies to make test prop. i had to hide all that. it wouldnt look good if she found bottles of heet and funnels and mason jars in my bedroom. i hope she doesnt go all sherlock holmes on me and search my room cause i would be ****ed
08-16-2004, 08:22 AM #2
You better hide that sh*t bro. You know she's gonna be all up in your stuff now.
08-16-2004, 08:22 AM #3Originally Posted by rugbyking
08-16-2004, 08:22 AM #4
**** bro. Can you store your gear at a friends house or something? Just until this passes?
Edit: Thats what I love about living on my own.
08-16-2004, 08:25 AM #5
Ah, just say it was for a school project. If you're not in school, she'll be very impressed!
08-16-2004, 08:25 AM #6Retired Vet
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Move out as soon as you can bro. You're 21 right? I love living on my own.. never need to worry about it... you'll love it...
08-16-2004, 08:35 AM #7
Hey bro, i feelya. My mom called me out when she saw my shoulders breaking out. Shes like, thats a side of them roids...hahaha If ur mom is anything like mine bro shes going through ur room right now... Id hide everything and get some creatine and say its from that. Good luck!
08-16-2004, 08:46 AM #8Originally Posted by Decadbal
i said i was insulted that she thought i used roids. i told her i put alot of time in to look the way i do and the thought that she just credits it to juice insulted me.
08-16-2004, 08:47 AM #9Originally Posted by Blown_SC
i actully did live on my own for a year and a half but i moved back home to get out of debt. financially its makes more sense for me at this time in my life
08-16-2004, 08:51 AM #10Retired Vet
Originally Posted by rugbyking
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If I had the option, I would be saving my money at home for a bit too, but I've been on my own since I was 18... and I know I would miss my privacy...
08-16-2004, 08:59 AM #11Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
i wish it was that easy.
mom: i found this vial of liquid in your room, right next to a large bag of syrnges, can you explain this?
rk: Im RICK JAMES BITCH!! jk
rk: its for a shcool project
mom: you havent started school yet
rk: well rohnnie the bull told me to tell you that it was for school
mom: who the **** is rohnnie the bull?
see where this is going?
08-16-2004, 10:52 AM #12
the other thing is that for my job im a phlebotomist. i draw blood and give shots all day long. i guess you could have seen this coming. i mean a bodybuilder that plays with needles all day. sooner or later someone would prolly put 2 and 2 together?
08-16-2004, 11:26 AM #13
I think you should stick with the Rick James act. If she gets smart or keeps nagging, ask her what the hand said to the face. She'll back off.
08-16-2004, 11:33 AM #14
i should have said that i learned how to make my own creatine!!!!!!!!!
WTF why couldnt i have thought of that earlier???
08-16-2004, 12:13 PM #15Originally Posted by rugbyking
08-16-2004, 12:18 PM #16
lol well its better than saying what did the 5 fingers say to the face!!
08-16-2004, 12:47 PM #17Originally Posted by rugbyking
Just tell her your holding it for a guy in Atlanta. Then, if she doesn't believe you, let her watch you mail it to me to prove it. I'll take real good care of it.
08-16-2004, 01:40 PM #18
HAHA thats so nice that your willing to HOLD it for me
08-16-2004, 01:48 PM #19
HAHA thats so nice your willing to HOLD it for me!!!
i just pray to god that she doesnt search my room. she will flip sh!ts. i have everything there. if it comes down to it ill tell her i make it for my friends?? that would be better than saying that i use it right?
08-16-2004, 01:54 PM #20
....some might find it disrespectful to have illegal narcotics in your parents house....just a thought....
08-16-2004, 01:57 PM #21
Gear is not a narcotic.
08-16-2004, 02:01 PM #22
....okay....an illegally controlled substance.....either way, food for thought.
...I thought AS was considered class 3 narcotic....?? Anyone....
is that better?
08-16-2004, 02:02 PM #23Originally Posted by tryingto******
Just messing with ya
08-16-2004, 02:30 PM #24
why not explain to her that this is all in good interest, while some kids are drinking, or using drugs your spending your time and energy excersising and becoming more healthy. explain to her that you have reached your genetic potential and want to excel in the sport of bodybuilding.
08-16-2004, 02:32 PM #25Originally Posted by trailrider38
08-16-2004, 02:34 PM #26Originally Posted by Maraxus
08-16-2004, 02:36 PM #27Originally Posted by trailrider38
Dude. The horse is dead, quit beating it.
I knew you were gonna say something along those lines you biatch!!!!!
08-16-2004, 02:37 PM #28
why dont you just tell her you bought some cattle, and theyre on theyre way. 17 to be exact, plus the fence, and you got it for a good deal and you couldnt pass it up. that sh!t'll work, trust me.
08-16-2004, 02:49 PM #29
i could just come clean and tell her the absolute truth. im taking AS to increase my protein synthesis to optimize usage of the large amounts of protein i consume on a daily basis.
08-16-2004, 02:50 PM #30Originally Posted by rugbyking
Yeah i was going to recommend come completely clean and just tell her all the truth, everything there is to tell. Maybe she will be more supportive then you think. I'm sure she just doesn't want anything bad to happen to you, so maybe if you're honest and teach her a little bit she might even help you out a bit!
08-16-2004, 02:52 PM #31Originally Posted by rugbyking
nah bro, lol, unfortanatly thats a very bad idea. when it comes to drugs, you NEVER EVER, EVER EVER, tell anyone your using. even your girlfriend/wife, WHOEVER. theres about a 99% chance that, your mom has been corrupted by what the media feeds her, and she'll flip out when she finds out the truth. it will only go down hill from there bro. bad idea.
08-16-2004, 03:13 PM #32
im sure she wont be very supportive of the idea. i could try to reason with her but im sure she will be pretty much already decided that its a bad idea. she is worried cause i take ephedrine pills. she will be thrilled to find out i inject homemade oils lol
08-16-2004, 03:51 PM #33
gotta be on the sly if you are back home
08-16-2004, 05:00 PM #34
dude just kill her, hid ethe body and boom your in the clear..
08-17-2004, 10:15 AM #35
How long have you been living at home to save money to move out on your own? How long have you been buying gear? If you need to get out of debt to get your own place why not put off the gear until you're all set with your own place?
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