Serious sex question so dont ****ing make fun of me now

[hung-solo]

Very exciting for you bro.....its like you're getting some snatch after being locked up for twenty years....who cares if you bust too fast...just wipe that bad boy off and go to town.....if you dont break her back you aint hitting it hard enough...........I want the juicy details

bahahahahaha! if she aint screamin' you aint dreamin.

[hung-solo]

Spy she is 23m good advice on the blowie lol

mass do you mean putting that thing that you put around sandwiches to keep them moist? Should I wrap my tounge in it ??

**** this is too much i am in tears right now.. dont go down on her bro! but remember "if it smells like fish, its a dish. if it smells like cologne leave it alone"!!! lololol

[hung-solo]

Well where did you get this girl?? If shes a hooker, then dont take anything more then a blow job.

As for the lack of experience thing, dont worry about it, the girl will probably pick up on this but then again many girls are attracted to this too and might turn her on more. Quit thinking its the sexual olympics and that you have to perform like a porn star. If you are about to blow load, slow down or take a break, if she asks why, tell her you are about to cum, she'll be fine with you not blowing load too soon and saving some fun for her.

Whats worst then cuming too fast... well could be: Being too nervous, feeling like you gotta be a porn star and then cant cum or keep it hard. Most girls I been with wear out after 15-20 mins of funking so try to hold back 10 mins then let her have what you want to give her! Remember nothing else feels as awesome as letting her have it inside her but then you risk getting a souvenier (baby). Often when a woman is most interested in sex and horniest is also when she is most fertile. So weigh it out, if you dont want the souvenier, then pull out and blow on her tummy or use a condumb.

Also I was reading somewhere that saliva (spit) is extremely anti-HIV. Since lesbians do their sex mostly with oral (eating pussy), there are almost no cases of lesbian transmission of aids. Also they found gay men who do nothing but oral sex also have almost no cases of HIV transmission thru blow jobs. However if the blow job giver has a cold sore (herpes) or syphillis of the mouth, then you CAN catch these from getting a blow job. Its extremely difficult for a man who f's a woman to catch aids from a woman, however its rather easy to catch gonorrea or syphillis from a woman. The good side is that z-pack or penicillin take care of the non-aids STD's just fine. Also the most commonly transmitted STD's are actually insects, like crab lice and scabbies.

wtf?? get the fukk outta here man. ****! i mean really go on..****!

[animal-inside]

Sticky Sticky!!! Sticky Sticky!!!

[mass junkie]

Sticky Sticky!!! Sticky Sticky!!!

Control yourself......and wipe off your keyboard for heavens sake

[Kärnfysikern]

you sic sic bastards lol. Im heading out now wish me luck

[TheMudMan]

Good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have fun bro!

[hung-solo]

you sic sic bastards lol. Im heading out now wish me luck

knock the dust off that pussay!! good luck johan!! just remember to pull out and thump it on her forehead!!

[Todd Scott]

Hey good on ya bro, Dont be nervous, you are a jucer, therefore you look awsome, she is lucky to be gettin any off of you. (thats what I tell myself lol) I was way nervous first time but chicks have this cool way of being understanding. I would DEFINATLY tell her that she is taking your V plates, DEFINATLY. she will LOVE it and lead the way a little. Enjoy.

[OGPackin]

you sic sic bastards lol. Im heading out now wish me luck

Thas my boy... GOOD LUCK BRO!!

OG

[Maraxus]

When youre laying down the pipe, tell her imma bang you ARstyle.

[mass junkie]

Good Luck.....We got yo back meng

[co2boi]

oh, oh, oh...I got seconds!!

[spywizard]

Any body feel like our baby is going out on his first date, and she isn't good enough for him anyway??



He can do better, what about that nice catholic girl down the street??

[rugbyking]

Even better! Bring a bottle of wine with you even if she doesn't like it....it shows you have some taste.....no flowers.....those you send the next day sort of like a "I had a great time last night" sort of thing. Dress nice.....got any superman underwear? Women love to laugh. Bring your own condoms...two or three at least. You guys grabbing anything to eat why in? Maybe a little take out or something to snack on while watching the movie. As for the movie pick out at least three different types (scary, funny, romantic) and let her choose......if she doesn't like any of them then tell her to throw on some clothes and head out and rent another. Just for giggles tell her you like to watch movies in the nude but that you don't ewant her to be uncomfortable so she can keep her hair tie in if she likes. hahahaha

DONT WEAR SUPERMAN UNDERWEAR- when i lost my vcard back in highschool i wore a superman necklace charm during the sex and to this day the girls friends still tease me calling me superman and sh1t.

DONT SEND THE GIRL FLOWERS- especially if you plan on this being a one night stand. those girls are lucky to get a return phone call let alone spend money on them. if you do like her(you prolly will cause she is the only girl to ever sleep with you) keep her around and fvk her silly for practice till someone better comes along.

A GOOD MOVIE TO WATCH WITH A GIRL : A Knights Tale- it has a romance story in it but most of the movie is jousting and sword fights. she will think the main guy is hot while you can actually enjoy the movie. there are a lot of funny parts not all sissy girlie sh1t.

CONFIDENCE CONFIDENCE CONFIDENCE CONFIDENCE CONFIDENCE
why wouldnt you be confident, you are a BBer!! Have the attitude that this chick wants YOU. Dont act like your lucky to have this oppertunity. Thats how chumps think. YOU ARE THE PRIZE, not her!!!

Cialis has a 36 hour activity time span. Its not like you take it and have a hard on for 36 hours, you still need to get aroused. But the fact that your 20 and on gear you shouldnt need help getting it up. Youll prolly blow a load if she kisses your neck.

If it doesnt work out this time with this girl try watching the movie KIDS- its a documentary on urban kids. Its insane. I used to be the nice, shy type. I had no idea girls acted like that. I lost my virginity 2 weeks after i saw that movie. I swear that movie changed the way i look at women. Watch it just for the hell of it!!!!

I think ive said everything i wanted to say.

[Danielle]

Yeah condoms is a must. Should I avoid eating that pussy considering I have no clue what std's she might have?

is it possible to get a std from her if she gives me a blow job

I guess Il go with my gut feeling about the virginity thing, more embarassing if I dont tell her and she just notice it from my lack of experience...

ummmm.........(sorry i just had to be the female here.....and say what i think).......lol................any girl just comes up to a random guy in a bar and asks to get fcuked......probably does have an STD of some sort so be careful..........unless like you said she's not pretty and chubby so she probably has low-esteem as well..........

yes, you can def. get an std from a blow job, and wear a condom!

good luck and don't tell her your a virgin either

[hung-solo]

ummmm.........(sorry i just had to be the female here.....and say what i think).......lol................any girl just comes up to a random guy in a bar and asks to get fcuked......probably does have an STD of some sort so be careful..........unless like you said she's not pretty and chubby so she probably has low-esteem as well..........

yes, you can def. get an std from a blow job, and wear a condom!

good luck and don't tell her your a virgin either

i know you care and all but we are trying to get our little big brother laid here. lololol.. but yeah def wear a rubber johan! i hate em and you will too but you gotta do it! by the way daniel, i like your avatar.

[spywizard]

he should be getting it right about now...

[M PWR]

sex is natural, you were born to do it. Nothing easier.

Don't even worry about it, just smash her

-Sean

[mass junkie]

Ok boys......I got 5 bucks that says...if he hit it....he tells her 1 week from tonight that hes in love and wants to get married

[damiongage]

Ok boys......I got 5 bucks that says...if he hit it....he tells her 1 week from tonight that hes in love and wants to get married

I 'll take that bet.......... (he will love her but it will take just a little over a week for a proposal).......

[JayPee]

lol this is too funny... so did he get laid or what??

[TPAK]

We need an update........

[Kärnfysikern]

I just got back and hell yeah I got laid :thumbsp:

and no I wont marrie her

Il give the long story in a bit!
She doesnt at all seem like the typical pub girl that ****s everything with a dick so I have no clue why she wanted to **** me right away. Ohh well I aint complaining. Very sweet, kind, and honest(atleast she seems to be) girl. But not the kind of girl I would look for to a relationship.

[TPAK]

High five bro!!!!!! Can't wait to hear the full story!

[Steroids101]

Good job. Now on with the details!

[Prime]

congrats

[hung-solo]

I just got back and hell yeah I got laid :thumbsp:

and no I wont marrie her

Il give the long story in a bit!
She doesnt at all seem like the typical pub girl that ****s everything with a dick so I have no clue why she wanted to **** me right away. Ohh well I aint complaining. Very sweet, kind, and honest(atleast she seems to be) girl. But not the kind of girl I would look for to a relationship.

JOOOOHHAAANN!! ride'em cowboy!! :spudnikun you are the man johan!! give the dirty details too.. dont be shy! i mean everything! did you hit it in the poop shoot or what!! oh yeah you need to take a picture of her too and let us critique it man.. lololol..

[Kärnfysikern]

lol I aint shy and all the details I can think of will come

Just need to have some alone computer time to do that.

[Paingain]

A few words of advice bro. This chick is NOT a sweet girl, she's a slut. She is NOT honest, she's a slut. She is NOT faithful, she's a slut. You had it going on up until the point you said she seemed like a sweet girl. I dont know this chick, but I've been with enough girls to know the type. Chicks like this are the worst man, they will look you right in the eye and tell you everything you wanna hear, then stab you in the back. My advice is to keep fuc*in her. But as far as renting a movie ,and cuddling on the coutch, and all that sh*t forget it. You do this kind of crap enough you'll end up getting attached, no matter how much you try telling yourself it's just sex. IMO the process has already begun based on "she seems like a nice girl, not your typical pub chick."

[PT]

good going dude, you tapped that a55

[spywizard]

our baby is all grown up now...



See what ya been missin??


Now ya got alot of catching up to do ..

so get and good luck..

[co2boi]

yeah I wanna hear all about it bro. Gimme, gimme...

[Maraxus]

Congrats Johan, did you write AR-hoe on her forehead when she was asleep?

[SwoleCat]

lol I aint shy and all the details I can think of will come

Just need to have some alone computer time to do that.

AKA "I'm still in shock and don't remember how it all went down".....



~SC~

[Blown_SC]

Atta boy Johan...

P.I.M.P.

[OGPackin]

ALL RIGHT BRO!!! ARE BOY IS ALL GROWN UP NOW!!... I feel so proud.... lol jk We wanna hear all the details bro!

OG

[TheMudMan]

Good job!!!!!!!!!!!! We knew you could do it

[mass junkie]

I think im gonna cry....our boy Johan...has gone through his right of passage into manhood........Let me smell your finger

[kc]

LMAO! this thread is too funny!!! Congrats man!!!!